As I was drying my hair, I was recalling what Sirius Black did that made me so angry. While I was taking an innocent shower, out of nowhere, I started changing colours! The stupid git Black put some sort of potion in my shampoo! Now I change colour according to mood, poker faces won't work for me anymore for a while. Oh and when I said I was turning tomato red, it wasn't just my face. A brand new year, ruined by Black already. Great. But luckily, this is my last year at Hogwarts, School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. I'm especially glad because since last year, he's become obsessed with me, just like his best friend James Potter was with my one of my best friend, Lily Evans.
They became a couple after 2555 times that he asked her out (give or take a few). It was funny to watch him when she said 'yes' after all those years; he did a little victory dance. Yup, good times, sort of. While I walked to the great hall, I heard some whispering, and was too curious to resist; I followed the voices. I thought I was going insane until I recognized the voices. It was the Marauders, but where were they? Then I tripped and got my answer.
"AAHH!!" I yelled as I tripped and fell on the person I hated the most in the world. Sirius Black.
"Hello, gorgeous!" Said Black looking up at me because I happened to land on his chest, pinning him to the ground.
I chose to ignore this while I looked for what I tripped on.
"Oh great." I said while rolling off Black.
I had tripped on a rare and valuable item, an invisibility cloak. Then I saw Black laughing.
"What's so funny?" I snapped at him.
He just shook his head and continued laughing. Then I glanced at myself and saw; I had turned plaid! What kind of emotion is plaid?
"Argh! Damn you Black! When will the spell, potion, or whatever this is wear off?" I said angrily turning black by the second because of anger.
"The day you agree to go out with me" he smiled.
"So, you mean I'm stuck like this FOREVER?"I shrieked
"It's a personal choice, and black really suits you," he barely managed to gasp out as he doubled over laughing hysterically.
"Git." I muttered but to make myself feel a little better I decided to be mean. Cue evil laugh and music. I transfigured Black into a donkey.
"You better not transfigure him back" I said dangerously
"Okay." Remus said while trying to hide his laughter
Reuben Redwall was already rolling on the floor laughing while James Potter was riding Black to the Great Hall. I couldn't help but laugh myself.