GYAAH! I read over my first chapter again, and I found it a bit rushed... -_- I'll try to make this one sound less rushed...hopefully ^.^ Here's another Chapter for ya! That's the good thing about Summer Vacation! You have all the time in the world...ok, well almost...But yeah, hope you guys enjoy! I don't own the smurfs!

Chapter 2

Brainy woke up to a familiar sound of bubbling. The smell of Papa Smurfs lab filled his nostrils. The intellect was lying down on a bed, which was made of feathers. It was early in the morning. Birds were chirping. Smurfs were playing around outside, their familiar shouts of glee and anger were heard. Sunlight poured in through the windows of the mushroom house. Brainy squinted at the ceiling. He didn't quite recall why he was in Papa Smurfs lab, but he shrugged that aside. He began feeling around for his glasses.

"You're awake! Yahoo!" A southern drawl voice exclaimed. Brainy stopped searching, his hand hovering over nothing. Of course...his glasses were nowhere because of him! The hand balled itself into a fist, and the fist began shaking in rage.

"YOU!" The smart-smurf hollered. "I thought I told you that I never wanted you to smurf near me again!" He sat straight up, only to feel a very familiar sharp pain on his sides. He gave out a small cry, and laid back down.

"I think it's best ya jus' lay down," Clumsy said, and put a blanket on Brainy. Brainy tossed aside the blanket, wincing a little. "Get away from me!"

Clumsy stared at his best friend. Was he still mad? But Papa Smurf had told him that Brainy would get over it. The accident-prone smurf gave a sad smile. "Aww, I know ya don' mean it Brainy! 'Member that time we was playin' smurf ball and ya got mad at me for losin'? 'Member ya got over it a while later? Well, I keep tellin' myself, an' Papa Smurf told me so too, he'll get over it. Ya can't stay mad forever Brainy!"

Brainy blinked at the blue blob in front of him. But then he furrowed his brows. "No! I will never forgive you Clumsy Smurf! Never! Now get away from me! You're making my sides hurt!"

"Gosh, am I really doin' that? I'm sorry Brainy! I'll leave now! But Ima tell Papa Smurf you're awake." He turned and went towards the door, only to smack his face into it. He laughed a bit, and then exited the lab. Brainy watched him go, and felt a little bad. It wasn't really his fault about what happened yesterday, he can't help it! Brainy's good voice told him. But the evil voice drowned out the good one. What do you mean? Of course it's his fault, everything is his fault! He made your birthday horrible! He destroyed your house, he twisted your ankle, he left you almost blind, he destroyed your books, and he pushed your birthday cake into your face!

Brainy frowned. "You're right!" He said to the evil voice, but he winced. What in the smurf could this pain be? The pain got stronger, and a little scream escaped from his lips. Where is Papa Smurf?

Just then, the door opened. Brainy opened his eyes a little to see a blue and red blur. Papa Smurf!

"Brainy! Thank Smurfs you're awake!" Papa Smurf exclaimed and walked over to his assistant. "You shouldn't have smurfed off like that Yesterday! Blind and a bit injured! When I sent Handy, Hefty, and Grouchy to look for you...when they brought you back, I thought you were... Don't ever do that again! Understand!"

Brainy blinked at Papa Smurf. He had never heard him so angry, nor so scared. The intellect inhaled a shaky breath, and murmured, "yes, Papa Smurf." But he moaned a little at the end.

"Why, what's wrong?" Papa Smurf asked, very concerned now.

Brainy gripped the sides of the bed hard. His nails began scraping the wood and sheets. His mouth formed the words that his sides hurt, but no sound came out.

"Brainy...?"

"M-my sides h-hurt!" Brainy gasped, finally managing to say something. Tears formed in his eyes because of the pain.

"Where exactly?"

The intellect pointed on both of his sides, below the ribcage. "Hmmm," Papa Smurf thought hard, and stroked his short white beard. He never had studied Smurf anatomy and physiology, but he had a pretty good idea of what the problem may be.

"Brainy, I think I have a good idea of what the problem may be, but I am not so sure if I am correct. I must go see Doctor Smurf and call him over. Please wait a few minutes. I am sorry."

Brainy groaned. Easy for him to say, he wasn't the one in pain. "Just please hurry!"

It broke Papa Smurfs heart to see one of his little smurfs in pain, but he needed to call the expert on this. Just then, he remembered something.

"Brainy, I think I may have a potion already made that may ease the pain for a few hours, but when the effects wear off, the pain will be more painful."

"Oh please! Give it to me! I don't care!" Brainy cried. "Anything to make this smurfy pain smurf away for a while!"

Papa Smurf didn't like the idea, but he hated to see any of his little smurfs in pain. "Alright then. Oh and about your glasses...well, we'll worry about them later...it's the least of our worries." He searched through his cabinets, looking for the potion. When he found it, he pulled out a tiny vial containing barely one tablespoon of the potion. He pored it into a spoon, and approached Brainy. "Open up."

Brainy hesitated, looking at the blob containing the potion. He could smell the powerful smell of the potion. Yep, it definitely had stinkweed.

"Brainy!"

The intellect jumped a little, and opened his mouth. The potion tasted awful. Like boiled onion with vinegar, garlic, and a lot of stinkweed. He made a face and almost gagged. "Well, that tasted...wierd." Brainy remarked, wiping his mouth.

Papa Smurf smiled a little. "It's a potion, what did you expect?"

Almost instantly, Brainy felt the pain go away. "Wow! I feel so much smurfier!"

"Yes, but remember, the pain will be back in five hours. And you must remain here for the time being. There is no reason for you to be smurfing around the village without your glasses."

"Yes, Papa Smurf"

Papa Smurf went out of the lab to find Doctor. At that moment. All the Smurfs in the village burst into the house.

"Oh, are you okay?" Smurfette asked, with baby in her hands. Baby made little brbbbb noises with his lips.

"We're glad you're awake!" Handy said.

"I hate hurt smurfs!" Grouchy remarked.

"What were ya thinkin' last night, laddie! Don't ever do that again!" Gutsy scolded Brainy.

"Were you out of your smurf? We thought you had smurfed out in the forest when we found you!" Hefty said.

"At least you slept well last night," Lazy yawned.

"Scurrying spiders Brainy! We all got scared!" Sassette squeaked.

The other smurflings nodded in agreement.

"I hate being scared!" Grouchy shouted.

"Guys, guys, I'm fine! I just have a little pain, but Papa Smurf game me a potion to ease the pain for a few hours. Now I know how worried all of you are for me, but I assure you, I am just fine." Brainy said.

Jokey Smurf suddenly burst into the house, with a big smile on his face, and a big present. "Hiya Brainy! I brought ya a surprise! Hya-hya-hya!"

Everysmurf in the room gasped.

"Get him out!" They all shouted. Hefty grabbed Jokey with his present, and rolled them outside like a bowling ball. Hefty cleaned his hands and closed the door. "That was close," He said.

"Thank you, Hefty," Brainy said. Hefty grabbed the younger smurf, and gave him a noogie. "HEY! Careful!"

Jokey burst in again. "No wait! It really is a real surprise this time!"

Everysmurf hesitated.

"Look, I'll even open it if you guys don't trust me!" Jokey pulled the ribbon open, and then opened the yellow box. He took out a big get well card. "See?"

Hefty grabbed the card, and looked inside, to make sure there wasn't a fuse. There wasn't. So he handed it to Brainy.

"Why, thank you, Jokey!" He exclaimed as he told Smurfette to read it aloud for him. As he placed it aside, another card was placed on his lap. Another get well card. Brainy squinted to see who had done it, but it was no use, they all looked like the same blue blob.

"Here! I made ya one too last night!" The one who had given Brainy another card spoke. Clumsy. Brainy just stayed there, not touching the card.

"Uh, here! Lemme read it to ya!" Clumsy said and opened it. "Uh...creeeeeuhm...itoya...Oh gosh! I can't even read what I wrote! Haha!"

Smurfette offered to help. She read: "'Dear Brainy, I hope you get better soon so that we can have more fun together, so we can go on more adventures together, and so you can read me more of your quotations of Brainy Smurf! And I really hope you will forgive me. Love, your best friend, Clumsy Smurf.' Aww! How sweet! That was such a nice card Clumsy! Look Brainy...er, well, I mean...Clumsy drew a picture of you two going on an adventure, and one where you two are watching the sunrise! Like good friends!" She placed the card back on his lap. Brainy stared at the blurred paper, then grabbed it, and ripped it to shreds.

Everysmurf gasped. Even baby smurf got quiet.

"Brainy Smurf, how could you?" Smurfette asked, shocked.

"Don't you remember what happened last night? What HE did to me?" Brainy snapped.

"You're taking this too far Brainy!" Smurfette snapped back. "Can't you just forgive him? Anyways, Handy is already making you a new house! You're glasses are replaceable, you'll be able to walk soon! And about your books...who cares! They were so boring, they deserve to have been lost in the fire! You know what saddens me, though?"

"Uh-"

"That Clumsy just wants you to forgive him! He always accomplishes your desires that you want him to do for you, yet you don't want to do something in return, with a simple word of sorry! He cares for you, Brainy! He stayed up all night, making your card for you. I know. I helped him with the spelling, but he hand wrote it. He begged to painter to let him borrow some paints, in return to do chores for him for a week. He almost got blinded this morning just to make the sun the perfect shade of yellow on the card, by looking at the real thing! And you still treat him like trash!" Smurfette flipped her hair in Brainy's face, and stormed out of there. The other smurfs glared at Brainy, and followed suit. Only Clumsy stayed behind, staring at the pieces on the floor. He sniffed.

"What do you want?" Brainy asked sternly.

Clumsy picked up the pieces, one by one. He stared at Brainy, and placed the pieces on the little desk next to the bed. Slowly, he turned away, and exited the lab.

The intellect stared at the blob leave, and felt really bad. Why are you so stubborn? He asked himself. He stared at the pieces of paper, and gave them a sad smile. Smurfette is right. I'm taking this too far. Why am I even so mad at him? Everything is replaceable except...my BOOKS! Anger rushed through Brainy's body again.

OoO

Five hours later, Brainy woke up with very severe pain on his sides. Tears slid down his cheeks, and his mouth made noises that sounded as if he were being strangled. He tried to call out for Papa Smurf, hoping he was back in the lab already. But no sound came out. He wondered if he could get off the bed, and go get the nearest smurf. But one little movement hurt him so bad. He fell off the bed, and more tears slid onto the floor. He hugged himself, curling up into a ball.

"Great Smurfs!" Brainy heard Papa Smurfs voice say as the door opened. He saw his assistant lying on the floor. "Brainy! I warned you about this!"

"Papa...papa..." was all Brainy managed to say. Papa Smurf picked up the smart-smurf, and put him back in the bed. A sudden wave of nausea hit Brainy, and he clasped his hands over his mouth. Papa Smurf grabbed a nearby cauldron, and handed it to the younger smurf.

"I'm sorry that I didn't come back sooner, Brainy," The older smurf sighed, and paused as Brainy began to gag. But nothing came out. He hadn't eaten anything all day, since he hadn't felt hungry. Seeing this, Brainy swallowed, and put the cauldron on the floor, wincing.

"I have some good news, and bad news," Papa Smurf continued. "Bad news, I found a note on Dr. Smurfs house saying he had to leave for very important matters to attend. I'm not sure where he went off to. Also, I have a very good friend of mine, who knows anatomy and physiology, really well. I went off to find him, but...he too, had to leave. Good news, he told me that if I needed anything, I could use it. That he trusted me. So I looked through his books, and I found the answer to your problem. You have kidney stones."

Brainy's eyes widened. He blinked back tears. "K-kidney...what?"

"Kidney stones. They're hard crystalline mineral material. They can be caused by many ways, but I didn't take the time to look at that. You have kidney stones on both kidneys, and we must remove them quickly."

"H-how?"

"Well, there are several ways, but I don't have any medications, nor shock waves, which are both used to get rid of the stones. And my friend took most of the stuff, except for a few things. I'm sorry, brainy, but I'm going to have to remove those stones through surgery."

"WHA-AA?" Brainy shouted, groaning at the end. "B-but, you never-"

"I know. But I studied the books of my friend, and I think I have a good idea of how it is done. I will make a small incision on your skin. And it's best to do it now than later, because things can get worse, way worse. And the sooner, the better! And the faster you won't be in pain!"

Papa Smurf scurried out of the lab back to his friends house. Brainy just stayed still on the bed. The news seemed to numb the pain. Papa Smurf has never done surgery! What if—No! I, Brainy Smurf, have full confidence on Papa Smurf. I trust him in that he'll know what he is doing...I hope...

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Everysmurf gathered in Papa Smurfs lab after he came back with the supplies. They were all gathered around the intellect.

"Wow, you must be really brave to have surgery!" Smurfette chirped.

Brainy blushed a little. "Of course I am!"

"After all, it's just two little cuts!" Hefty raised up two fingers.

"I hate surgery!" Grouchy commented. "And I hate two little cuts."

"Hey, at least you get to sleep right through it," Lazy said.

"And at least the surgery is not on your face. It would leave an awful scar!" Vanity shuddered, not looking up from the mirror.

"Smurfs, smurfs! I know how worried you all are, and you are all trying to make me feel not scared, But I assure you, I am not one tiny bit afraid of a sharp instrument, nor of having kidney stones smurfed out of me. I have full confidence on Papa Smurf!" Brainy said.

Papa Smurf walked in at that moment, wearing a mask over his mouth and nose. He carried a tray of sharp looking things. Brainy looked at them, and, even though he couldn't see how sharp they were, swallowed hard. "Um, are t-those going to be used?" He pointed at the sharp instruments.

"Yes, Brainy," Papa Smurf replied, his voice a bit muffled. "But like I said, I'll put you to sleep. There's nothing to be afraid of. I have studied the books really well."

"Oh no, Papa Smurf. I am not afraid!" Brainy glanced at a knife like blob thing, and stared at it nervously.

"It looks like you don't have any pain right now."

"Oh yeah!" The intellect had forgotten all about the pain, until he was reminded. "OWW!"

"Ehehe, sorry... Ahem, Smurfs! I must ask you all to please leave now. I can't work in a room full of smurfs.

The smurfs hesitated, but then slowly left. Except for one.

"Uh, excuse me, Papa Smurf?" OH NO!

"Yes, what is it, Clumsy?" Papa Smurf sighed.

"Well, uh, I was wonderin', could I...could I stay here with my...with my buddy?"

"No he most certainly can NOT!" Brainy shouted, then yelped, and hugged his sides. "He-he'll ruin everything! He'll get in your w-way! Ungh!"

Papa Smurf thought. He didn't want anyone around, especially if it was Clumsy, but the pleading look on Clumsy's eyes...

"Alright Clumsy," Papa smurf sighed. "Just don't get in my way."

"Oh! Go-lly! ThanksverymuchPapaSmurf!" Clumsy slurred and got to close to Papa Smurfs way.

"Ahem, Clumsy!"

"Hmm? Oh, hyu-hyu-hyu. Sorry!" He stepped away, and knocked over several books.

Papa Smurf sighed once again. He placed a mask over Brainy's mouth and nose, and turned on the sleeping gas.

"Just don't let him touch anything!" Brainy said, pointing at Clumsy. "Okay Papa Smurf! Don't let him...touch, anything! Don't...let hi...m...tou...c...h..."

Brainy's hand slowly became limp, and his eyes slowly closed. Papa Smurf gave him a sad smile. I hope everything turns out all right. Because if I make a mistake...Papa Smurf thought and his hand began to tremble. No! Calm down, Papa Smurf, you can do this.

Clumsy sat down on a chair and put his head to rest on his hands, and his elbows on his Smurf got a diagram on smurf anatomy, and made a small incision of where the kidney should be. Yes, he got that right. A little blood came out, but Papa Smurf stopped it. But before he touched the kidney, he froze. Something was not right. There was something wrong. Papa Smurf made a bigger incision, and frowned. Then, his eyes widened. "OH...MY...SMURFS!"

Aww, I feel so bad for doing this to Clumsy! :( but there's a reason behind this. When you guys read about the kidney stones, you guys were probably, so that's what was wrong with him! Um, yes, but no. There is an even bigger problem, as you can see! Sorry for "taking" I guess we could say, your storyline, RWthefan. But go ahead, type it. The beginning may be almost the same, but the ending will be different. Anyways, there are MANY fan fiction stories that are like, the same! :) Next chapter is where Clumsy will go into "action" I guess we can say! Well, hope you guys enjoyed the second chapter And hopefully it doesn't sound rushed. Please R&R!