Authors Note:

Thank you to anyone who read the first chapter. I hope you enjoy these Mario and Link stories. Tell me what you think. ;) Thanks so much!

Denabug

The sun was setting and Mario and Link had already split up to find the princesses. Mario looked into the distance, the sky was painted with vivid red, orange, and pink hues. The breeze made the grass swoosh and Mario footsteps seemed almost eerie. Bowser's fortress could be seen in the distance but it was still a long walk, so Mario slumped by a nearby tree and slept till morning. He had pushed his hat over his eyes and snoozed. In the meantime Link was halfway to Hyrule where he would see where Ganondorf took her. Night approached and skeletons appeared from the ground. Tired and weary the Lon Lon Ranch was nearby so instead of fighting skeletons he ran to where Malon would be. He knocked on the door and Malon opened the door obviously happy to see him. It smelled of chicken poop, and Malon dragged Link to her room. His thoughts took hold and an image of all the ladies in bed with him appeared. He drooled a little, zoned in the image. Malon snapped her fingers demanding to know what he was thinking. Mad she yelled to him "Pervert!". He had to sleep with the chickens, downstairs, with the dad who stared at him constantly. His ocarina started playing so Link picked it up. His ocarina ID said it was Saria. He stuttered, scared to answer it. He called over Navi. "Answer it!" Link whispered.

"No the last time I did she would not shut up! She keep on talking about how cute Zelda is. It scared me, she might be lesbian."

"Someone will have to answer it!! Malon come here!"

Malon walked over seeming quite angry "What!"

"I need you to answer this" Link hands her the ocarina

Malon answer it. Link looked over to see Malon whispering about him to Saria. Mad he snatched the ocarina and hung it up. The the ocarina rang again. Link picked it up only to hand it up immediately. "Telemarketers!"

Mario was finally at the fortress. The door was opened so he walked in. An answering machine sat on the table, curious he checked Bowser's messages.

"Need reptile enhancement try Quick an' Easy. Side effects may be oozing, unable to reproduce or enjoy intercourse, and death." Mario was stunned the skipped to the next message. "Bowser, this is Peach, Mario wanted to do me again could you possibly drop be and capture me. My things are already packed. Oh and I got so Quick an' Easy for you.," Mario's jaw dropped. He marched to Bowser's room. Mario stepped on a goomba. "Ewwww, this is a gross!" He wiped his foot against the carpet. He slowly opened the door to see Bowser and Daisy together and Quick an' Easy on the end table.

"Wheres a Peach!" Mario demanded

"Across the hall" he smiled "She is next!"

Mario slammed the door and went across the hall. He opened it to see Peach half undressed. She gasped, and grabbed her robe. Mario grabbed her arm and drug her to the door. "Youra comin' with a me!" He started to pull her out of the castle annoyed, pissed, and well slightly turned on.

Link had finally got to Hyrule. He waited for the gate to open. It was five minutes late and he was pissed. So to fix the problem he shot a flaming arrow at the person running the gate. It then once the person collapsed, the gate opened. He walked through. Redeads lurked everywhere. They encircled him and jumped. Making humping movements on him. "It's painful and humiliating" He managed to slash them off of him when on started singing. He covered his ears and fled. A sudden realization hit him. "Oh I can tract her down using the ocarina. I will call her then find her location." He played the ocarina. Then he looked at the GPS map that came up in the corner. He rushed to the forest. In a tree near the forest the owl sat. He tried to avoid to run but it followed telling the same thing over and over again. Finally Link got out a fire arrow and shot the owl. He burned to a crisp, smoke ran off of him. Link grabbed his leg broke it off and started eating it was he ran to the forest. He reached the place. He climbed into his own house sword ready to attack in hand. He pushed the curtain aside to see Ganon and Zelda in bed together. He turned white and gasped. "You whore! Now I see why you always disappear. Do I not satisfy Zelda, cause' you never did it with me!"

"Link, you are nice in all but your engaged to a fish I can't deal being your number two in life!"

"She tricked me I only got the piece to save you!" Link grabbed her to him and slapped her. "Your coming with me!" Link took her with him, even though she was only wrapped in a sheet. Both Mario and Link headed with their Princesses where no man would ever dare go alone. Dr. Toad for an intervention!

Sorry for thee long time between chapters; I didn't know if anybody read it or not. So Sorry. I will update as soon as possible. Please, if you read this tell me what you think. I would like to hear your opinion.

Many Thanks

Denabug