Author's note: the end was not rushed it was showing all three getting strange feelings about events to come, still thanks for the reviews, and just wait theres going to be a plot joke on Shuzune. Also the old guy in the first chapter had a spy network, he knew when Naruto learned the Rasengan, so why would he know the next Hokage.
Disclaimer: I still don't own Naruto, wish I did.
"Speech"
'Thought'
"Kyuubi speech"
'Kyuubi thought'
______________________A Triple S-Ranked Vacation? __________
After hours more of walking, they finally see the great gates of Konoha, now normally Naruto would take off running toward them the instant he saw them but today he got a new type of forbidding. Normally he didn't care about the malice the village sent at him and normally the guards would even try to prevent his returning.
Today though would far from normal for Naruto. As soon as they neared the gate he readied himself for the usual attack but when it didn't happen his fist thought was it was because of Jiraiya and Tsunade were with him but then he saw their smiles directed at him. The smiles weren't warm and compassionate no, they were just as venomous as their angry glares.
"Hey baa-chan!"
"Quit calling me that!"
"Something's…wrong"
"What do you mean?"
"Normally the guards attack me when I come back to the village" this comment cause Tsunade to start gritting her teeth "but they were smiling …evilly"
"Never a good sign in a village of fools" came the voice of the old toad sage.
"You think something bad gonna happen?" Tsunade's voice sounded clam but she really was worried. Jiraiya simply nodded. Shuzune only felt worse in knowing that even Tonton oinked worriedly.
The group's fears were only worsened when they reached the center of town where the whole council of the leaf village was there to greet them and most wearing the same evil smile as the guards. The elders stepped forward
"We welcome you lady Tsunade" said the old man(don't know their names)
"There is a matter that needs your immediate attention" said the old woman handing over a scroll marked with triple S's all over it. 'Whoa, baa-chan just got here and she already has to deal with such important stuff.' Tsunade opened the scroll as if it was just another mission to be assigned but as she read it her eye started to widen, she clenched her jaw and began to grit her teeth.
'jeez whatever it is Baa-chan is pissed about it' Naruto hadn't seen Tsunade ever get so pissed. Even her old teammate Jiraiya was getting worried because the last time he saw that expression was when he got caught peaking on her before she nearly killed him.
"What is it Tsunade?" not saying a word she rolled up the scroll and shoved it into him. After a minute to rub his now bruised ribs he opened it and began to read. Much to the surprise of Naruto and Shuzune his reaction to whatever was in the scroll was almost the same as Tsunade's. His hair spiked like his needle jezzo jutsu and his teeth seemed to get sharper. The killing intent coming off the two sannin was enough to make the council nearly piss themselves.
"Here Naruto" Jiraiya handed the scroll to him, which confused Naruto but he took it and began to read. His face showed pure terror, at this the two elders smirked.
"NO WAY!" screamed the orange clad ninja as he threw the scroll with so much force that when it collided with the elderly man's head it caused him thrown back into the ground. Before anyone could do any more Naruto took off at Shunshi level speed.
The council members who voted to force this arrangement were about to go after Naruto until they heard the head of the Nara clan tell Tsunade how each person voted. They looked to their fifth Hokage and she was wearing an evil grin and cracking her knuckles. They all called to Jiraiya for help.
"Hey Tsunade go easy" this caused her to give him her evil glare and the council to sigh until he finished his sentence "because I want to wipe the floor with their faces" he said cracking his own Knuckles. That day was forever known as 'the cry of a thousand tortured soles.'
The two sannin were walking toward Naruto's house knowing he probably locked himself inside. But on the way Jiraiya began to really think things over and sighed when he came to a very hard decision.
"Tsunade, we should have Naruto at least consider the offer." She turned her head towards him so fast if she didn't stop the movement she would have looked like she was trying to be an owl.
"WHAT!?"
"Think about it, I've told you about the kid's love life."
"Yeah you did! He likes a girl named Sakura! So why should he consider it?"
"Even after he saved her from the Shukaku she believed it was Sasuke who saved her." She was about to argue but was cut off, "she always hits when he tries to be nice to her, which is all the time, she calls him names, and is obsessed with the last Uchiha, so no matter what he dose she has not and will not give him the love he wants, hell! The love he deserves." Tsunade fell silent. 'If all that was true then Naruto really should at least consider it' she thought for a while longer while they walked.
"Hey Jiraiya"
"Yes?"
"What do you think of a vacation?"
"essh, one day here and your already want a vacation"
"Not me you Perverted baka, Naruto" this only got a raised eyebrow from Jiraiya "If he's to consider this seriously he'll need to free of any distraction or the influence of the villagers" Jiraiya nodded his agreement.
When they finally arrived, they snuck in knowing Naruto was probably scared shitless by the idea of the marriage to Temari, but packing to run away was over kill.
"NARUTO" now planning to run away would normally piss off most of the people he knew, he slowly began to turn around thinking it was Sakura planning to slug him for trying to ruin her chance to get his off her back. He was strangely relieved to his Baa-chan.
"Listen I understand you being scared at the council trying to force this on you but Jiraiya and I have decided that you should take some time and consider this"
"WHAT?"
"Naruto please clam yourself and listen" Naruto did as he was asked to before Tsunade continued "I've heard all about Sakura and everything you always over look in your infatuation with her" Naruto scrunched up his face in anger.
"How she hits you over nothing, calls you names, her obsession with the Uchiha kid, her lack of gradatude for when you saved her life, and her refusal of your love for her, you more then earned it at this point you deserve it." Naruto was now staring out into space at the speech.
"Well good thing you're packing, you'll be gone for two weeks!" she put two of her fingers up for added affect.
"huh? what?" Tsunade sighed at this
"I'm giving you a two week vacation starting tomorrow, and here!" she then hands him a pile of bills.
"What's this for?"
"For the money me and Jiraiya took from you and a lot more because if you decide to take the mission I want you to get her a gift." Naruto nodded.
"... hey Tsunade-nee-san?" Tsunade's snapped in his direction with a loving gaze.
"Yes?"
"*sigh* could I leave tonight?" her smile faltered but nodded.
Fifteen minutes later: Konoha gates;
Naruto gave His saragate mother and sister a hug each as well had the normal spat with his saragate grand-father then walked off.
"What's wrong Tsunade?"
"You should know better than anyone you old perv." the three members of Naruto's family stood there for a while longer before turning into the village.
"Hey Tsunade?"
"Yes?"
"Want to make some hell for the ass holes?" Tsunade smiled knowing what Jiraiya had planed.
Back to Naruto;
"*sigh* What did I see in Sakura? I mean how did manage not to see all that for so long? How could I be even that stupid?"
"Because right before the emo teme showed up she was the first to show you friendship and you just clung to it."
'What? that's it?'
"Yep sorry."
'It's not you fault, I was being stupid, everyone wants the stupid Uchiha just because of a bloodline'
"Want me to give you a bloodline?"
'You can do that?' Naruto was glade that he learned to speak in his head cause if anyone had walked passed him they would think he was nuts.
"Yeah, you see I feel kind of bad for you, so I'll give one better than the Uchiha it'll be ready by tomorrow"
'Anything I should know?'
"Yeah since I'm giving you a blood line I have to re-make your entire body from scratch"
'Huh?"
"Basically I'm tearing you apart on a genetic level something even your Hokage couldn't do"
'Will it hurt?'
"No"
'How can I trust you?'
"Two reasons, one: demons can't lie and two: I've already started"
'Wow anything else?'
"Your hair will be longer and your eye will be pure blue"
'Why's that?'
"Because you're basically being born again and the eyes is becasue you need a sign of your new bloodline"
'Cool thanks!'
"No problem... oh and I think you should marry the other girl" Naruto stopped in the middle of the road and thought about...surprise, surprise Sakura.
'Okay' the kyuubi smiled knowing that this was going to be end result anyway from the way the pink haired bitch acted.
Naruto starting at running at full speed to his destination the land of waves. He felt something new he didn't know what but he kept going after all he had to think of a gift for his new girl.
The Next Morning Land of waves;
Naruto had fallen asleep in the woods and woke up early to discover his hair had changed. It was still spiky on top but the sides and back reached his upper back, It was a strange cross between his father's and mother's hair style but still pulled it off. His eye's pupils were all deep, shiny blue.
He looked at the bridge remembering just about two months ago the Bridge was just finished. He looked up and saw the name and his smile softened and he continued on toward the town.
'Hey kyuubi what's my bloodline?'
"No name for it but I gave you the special abilities of the first and second Hokages" Naruto froze, the First and second he couldn't believe it "higher natural healing and much larger reserves' of chakra"
'All that?'
"Consider it an apology for your life and a wedding gift"
'thanks' the fox smiled warmly though no one could see it.
Naruto arrived in the village and began to snicker at the sight before him, all the children had styles like him, Sasuke or Sakura. Many girls had put pink strips in their hair. One child noticed the new arrival and looking very close saw his whisker marks were real.
"NARUTO'S BACK!"
In the blink of an eye he was surrounded by kids all cheering to see the village hero, but they someone pointed out the changes.
"Hey Naruto why do you look so different?"
"oh it my bloodline." Several of they started to oh and awe.
"What's it do, is as good as Sasuke's?" that made Naruto absolutely pissed 'it's always about Sasuke, I'll show them!'
"Better!" Naruto then walked out onto the lake that surrounded the village and making one hand sign a tree standing over thirty feet tall emerged in just one minute. This sent waves of astonishment though not only the kids but the adults who had gathered. After reaching the shore again Naruto threw a kunai with three explosive tags on it, when it made contact the kunai caused a massive explosion. When the dust settled, it reveled the tree didn't even have a scratch on it, once again casing great shock to the people.
Then suddenly turning around gathered water around his arm without using any hand signs and preformed the second Hokages legendary move 'hardened water drill' reducing the tree to nothing but slivers of wood. The village stared at the orange clad hero who was more powerful than ever.
"Is that really you Naruto?" asked a little voice that Naruto to be Inari. (Tazuna
"Yo, Inari been a while, how things been." Inari said nothing and continued to stare at his hero. Tazuna walks up with his usual stoic expression.
"Hey kid things been going great for the village, but what are you doing here?"
"I'm on a mandatory vacation before I take up a triple s rank mission for my village." Tazuna expression was priceless to Naruto, as his jaw dropped and his eyes went wide and sweat began to pour from his temples. His reaction was understandable given that the land of wave's mission was classified as an A-rank but now a triple-S, the very idea of that scared the hell out of him. Naruto could easily see the fear in Tazuna and decided to put his mind at ease.
"Don't worry it's not really dangerous just important."
"What could be that important?"
"The hidden leaf and hidden sand are trying for an alliance, but the councils of the two villages have agreed that a political marriage would make the alliance much stronger." After revealing his next mission several of the village girls began to complain.
"Naruto, your getting married" shouted one girl while another called,
"That's no fair, I wanted to marry Naruto" several other similar cries made Naruto give a small smile 'I never would have guessed that I'd be popular with girls of any village, even if their just kids. Heh pervy sage would have a field day if he learned of this.'
"Hey Tazuna?"
"hmm?"
"Do you any good weapon makers?"
"Yeah, why?"
"I've decided even if this marriage is being forced on us the least I can do for her is treat it like a real one." All of the adults in the village smiled at the thirteen year old ninja. He was being citreous to a girl he was being forced to marry, that sort of commitment was rare these days so they could only hold more respect for his decision.
"hmm! This way" and the two of them walked off to find the smith.
Chapter 2 end
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