Yay! It's the second chapter- FINALLY- of Jacob black fell in a hole!! I'm sorry this took so long!! We- Jacob's Imprinted and I- wrote the chapter about a month ago, over the phone, and… I lost it. (Audience: BOOOO!!!) But… during the time I was supposed to be doing my homework, I wrote as much of it down as I could. It isn't NEARLY as good, or funny, as the original, but hopefully it's good enough to not get a bunch of hate mail. Oh well! On with the show!

Also, I changed my name. While it used to be Stargirlrox-hearts-Avatar, it is now stargirl-luvs-Twilight. I didn't want any confusion going about.

I'd like to make a shout-out to all my reviewers!

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I know it's a miniscule amount, but I don't care! Sorry if I forgot your name! Remembering reviews is tough work! I literally have tons of schtuff from Fanfiction, and it takes a while to sort through!

Luv u all!

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When Renesmee came out of the laundry basket (She couldn't stand the old feet smell any longer), she was greeted by a confused Billy.

He asked her what she was doing in there, and she told him she was hiding from Sam.

Just as she said that, Sam walked into the room.

And Esarosa poked his head out, causing Sam to scream like a little girl and run out.

Renesmee thought her day just couldn't get any weirder.

And then Jacob danced out of the closet naked yelling 'Happy New Years!!' while jumping around.

Renesmee just threw a pair of pants at his head.

Meanwhile… Back at the Cullen House…

Emmett was playing a game of Wii Sport on, you guessed it, his PS. (Sorry, Jacob's Imprinted, I couldn't help it!!)

He lost.

Emmett got SO mad that he threw his controller at the screen, causing it to smash into millions of pieces, and even those pieces broke in two.

Now, he got nored, so he went to find Rosalie.

And they had hot, steamy sex.

Sadly for them, Edward and Bella were in the next room, and heard everything.

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Mmkay. What do you think of this chapter that wouldn't have been like this if I wasn't a klutzy dumbass. And probably, after I post this, I'll find it… Oh well.

Jacob's Imprinted? I'm expecting a scathing letter from you, but I'll die perfectly happy without one.

Don't forget- REVIEW!!!