Disclaimer: I don't own Fruba, just have a weird obsession with it.
Me: "Hello one and all! I am your lovable host Palmtoptiger13!"
*audience applauds*
Me: "Thank you! Ok well let's introduce our victims… I mean guests."
*ushers towards a magical door that just appeared, Kyo, Yuki, Tohru, Shigure, Hatori, Momiji, Rin, Haru, Kagura, Kisa, Hero, Ritsu, and Kureno walk in, and sit down in folding chairs. A bunch of confetti canons go off*
*I glare angrily at Yuki, who cowers at my stare, hehehe this is going to be fun*
Me: "Ok, looks like everybody's here! No wait where's Akito and Ayama?"
Kyo: "How the hell am I supposed to know?"
Me: "Kyo darling, did I ask you?" I glare in his direction.
Hatori: "He I mean she, refused to participate in this type of thing."
Me: *starts to laugh like a manic* Let's see about that…. "Akkkkkiiiiitttooooooo!"
*Akito falls from the sky, and lands in a chair.*
Me: "Ok, what about Ayama?"
*everyone looks around confused*
Hero: "He'll show up sooner or later."
*I shrug, and continue on.*
Me: "All right, now for the ground rules. You have to do everything I say, or face the consciences."
*Tohru raises her hand.*
Me: "Yes Tohru?"
Tohru: "What are the consciences?"
*I pull out my Harry Potter wand*
Me: "Aaavvvvadddaakkavvrraa!"
*Tohru falls to the ground, everyone gasps in horror.*
Me: "Well since this is my fantasy, and i have dares for her she can come back to life."
*Tohru reanimates, and sits up*
Me: "See, everything's ok! Now onto the first dare! Ok this dares from Naruofan3.14587 . Hatori your going to be locked in a room with Shigura, Ayame, by the way he's here, and our special guest Tamaki Suoh from Ouran High school Host club!"
*Tamaki walks in smiling and waving, and blowing kisses to swooning girls in the audience.*
Hatori: "No. I will not be locked in a room with them. *gestures toward Shigura and Ayama.* I don't even know who that blonde guy is but I don't really want to know."
Me: *plays with wand* "Really? I think I heard you wrong?"
*Hatori's eyes widen.*
Hatori: "Fine."
*Hatori, Ayama, Shigura, and Tamaki are shoved into a little dungeon with a padlock.*
Me: "Ok, time for the next dare! This dare is also from Naruofan3.14587. Tohru, jump into the fiery pit of death over there."
*Tohru edges over to the overhang. Suddenly, Naruofan jumps down from the ceiling, and pushes Tohru off the cliff.*
Narufan: "Mmmwwwwaaahahahahahahahahaha! Finally my revenge…" *Walks off into the shadows.*
Me: "Okkkkkkkk then. That wasn't weird!" *Takes out wand, then brings Tohru back to life.* "NEXT DARE!"
Yuki: "This is stupid."
*I turn toward him.*
Me: "Well, I have a group of your fan club girls in a cage backstage, I'd be happy to set them free if you want ."
*Yuki shakes his head side to side.*
Me: "Good, alright this dare is from the other hatter . Ok Yuki, you have to join a support group on how older brothers aren't so bad, taught by Akito.
Yuki: "If I must."
*Akito and Yuki are led out of the room, to start the support group.*
Me: "I think it's about time we let them out of the dungeon."
*the padlock is removed, and everyone comes out, except for Hatori, who is in the fetal position.*
Me: "Okidoky then, this dare is from Destiny. Shigura go drink from the toilet."
*everybody starts laughing, while Shigura looks super confused.*
Kissa: "This is sad, even I got that joke!"
Shigura: "I don't get it."
Me: *looks totally board.* "You're a dog aren't you, dogs drink out of the toilet."
*Shigura crosses hi s arms.*
Shigura: "Fine." *Shigura approaches the toilet, kneels down, and sticks his head in the toilet.*
Everybody: "Ewwwwwwww, Shigura's disgusting!"
Me: "Ok, I didn't think it would be that nasty. Alright that's all for now, send me your dares, just make sure there appropriate."
Oh my god, that was fun! Review people, without dares from you guys, I literally can't continue this story.