A/N: Welcome back to Chaos by the Lake! I had this chappie already written so I'll use your suggestions next chapter, Unsigned and Orangestar. This chapter a few more characters are added to the mix. Warning: may be spoilers! Duhn duhn DUHN!
Leafpool: -staring into space- LalalalalaLAAAAlalalalalaaaaalalalalaaaLAAALALALAAAAAA
Feathertail: -winces at Leafpool's horrible singing- I am so freaking bored…
Crowfeather: -stares at Leafpool lustfully- Mrrggg…
Nightcloud: OOOOOOH! Pwetty colors!
All others: SHUT UP!
Leafpool: THIS PLACE FREAKING SUX.
Crowfeather: -still staring at Leafpool- Hmmgggg…
Dustpelt, Sandstorm, Millie, Firestar, Graystripe, Brambleclaw, and Squirrelflight: -race in-
Firestar: Hi, everybody!
Leafpool, Feathertail, Nightcloud, and Crowfeather: -mutter darkly- Hi…
Firestar: You don't sound very happy…
Leafpool: Oh, shut it off, will ya!
Nightcloud: !
Sandstorm: What's with her?
Feathertail: She went nuts.
Nightcloud: SUBWAY-EAT FRESH! -grins maniacally and spazzes-
Squirrelflight: Huh. Weird.
-Silverstream appears-
Graystripe: MY LOVE!
Millie: TRAITOR!
Silverstream: Are you betraying me for another woman, Graystripe?
Graystripe: Uh…no…I hate her.
Millie: Bitch!
Silverstream: Liar!
Graystripe: Eep…
-both start bitch-slapping Graystripe-
Firestar: CAN WE PLEASE FREAKING FOCUS!
Feathertail: On what?
Firestar: Oh, um, I dunno.
Feathertail: Das what I thought, beeyotch.
Leafpool: Scary…
Squirrelflight: -to Brambleclaw- Hi there.
Brambleclaw: Don't even talk to me. After you lied to me about our kits…
Squirrelflight: Oh, big freaking deal. Could you possibly think about something besides yourself for ONE FREAKING MINUTE!
Brambleclaw: I LOVE YOU! PLEASE TAKE ME BACK!
Firestar: CAN EVERYONE JUST CALM THE FREAK DOWN?
Brambleclaw: I am calm. That was very calm.
Squirrelflight: I love you too, Bramby!
Brambleclaw: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT CALLING ME BRAMBY?
Squirrelflight: It's sexy?
Brambleclaw: Other than that!
Squirrelflight: It turns you on?
Brambleclaw: Other than that!
Squirrelflight: It makes you hot all over?
Brambleclaw: OTHER THAN THAT!
Squirrelflight: It makes you crazed with lust?
All others: Gah!
Brambleclaw: OTHER THAN FREAKING THAT!
Squirrelflight: -mumbling- I shouldn't call you it in public.
Brambleclaw: Yes! Thank you! –turns to look at others and realizes they're all staring at him- Umm…
Firestar: You are seriously messed up.
Brambleclaw: -laughs nervously-
Nightcloud: BOOYAH!
Dustpelt: What is her FREAKING DEAL?
Feathertail: I told you! She went crazy!
Crowfeather: -still staring at Leafpool- Mmm…
Leafpool: Oh, stop freaking staring at me!
Dustpelt: Sorreee…
Leafpool: I wasn't talking to—wait, YOU were staring at me?
Dustpelt: -takes a deep breath- Leafpool, I love you.
Leafpool: Um, ew?
Dustpelt: What?
Leafpool: You're as old as my father, for StarClan's sake!
Dustpelt: So? Our love can still be!
Sandstorm: Dustpelt, NOOOO! I love you!
Firestar: What?
Sandstorm: Oh, come on. You didn't actually think I was in love with you…did you?
Firestar: -starts sobbing-
Sandstorm: Well, I guess that answers that. Dumbass…
Many hours later
Firestar: Sooo lonely…. –sobs-
All others: SHUT UP!
Cinderpelt: -appears- Don't be lonely, Fi-fi! I'LL be your mate!
Firestar: YAY! –runs off with her…well, more walks slowly off with her-
Dustpelt: -snickers- Fi-fi?
Leafpool: Ahem. Warrior code. Ahem.
Feathertail: -snickers- Really, Leafpool?
Leafpool: Shut up.
Sandstorm: Finally we'll get some peace around here!
-Blackstar walks in-
Sandstorm: Just kidding…
Blackstar: -winks at Leafpool- Hey there, sexy.
Feathertail: Why do all the hot bad boy characters think that bitch is sexy and not me?
Firestar: -comes back- I think you're sexy. -winks-
Feathertail: Ew.
Dustpelt: Hitting on your best friend's daughter, Firestar? That's just kind of sketchy.
Firestar: Um, you were just hitting on MY daughter.
Dustpelt: -mumbles-
Firestar: What was that?
Dustpelt: I SAID LEAFPOOL IS FREAKING HOT!
Firestar: EW! Don't make me think that!
Dustpelt: Whatever, bitch.
Firestar: Whatever, ASSHOLE! Oh yeah, I went there.
Dustpelt: THIS ENDS HERE! -whips out gun and fires it at Firestar's head-
Firestar: -collapses-
Sandstorm: NOOO! I DIDN'T MEAN IT, FIREPOO!
And...it's a cliffie! Yay! Tell me in your REVIEW what you want to happen to Firestar! I'll probably ignore you because I already have a plan, but…whatever. Reviews make me feel sparkly and update sooner!