HERES CHAPTER 2! heres an annoying authors note! this would have been up at 8 but the site was giving me issues, so i have for you, another late update..

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Sasuke stared wide-eyed at his brother, who was just wearing his normal clothes (the ones under the cloak) , he had a ridiculous, yet friendly smile. Sasuke began taking steps backwards, while shaking his head.

"w-why…what…are you doing here?"

Sasuke pulled out a kunai and held it up in front of Itachi. He cleared his throat and took a step forward.

"What are your intentions in Konoha Itachi?"

Itachi took a few steps closer to his clearly shaken brother. He extended his arms and his smile widened.

"Everyone deserves a second chance, Ototo, and this is mine. So let us hug it out!"

Sasuke just let out a girlish squeak before walking backwards and tripping over the couch's armchair, sending himself backwards onto the couch. He let out a string of curses and wobbled awkwardly trying to pull himself up. Itachi walked over and tried to give him a helping hand, but Sasuke smacked it away and felt his eye began to twitch.

Sakura just stood in the kitchen's doorway and observed her husband's actions. She lifted her gaze from Sasuke to Itachi. Something was defiantly different about him, she looked up and into his eyes, they were not their normal, menacing red, but a serene black, just like Sasuke's.

She walked over to Itachi quickly and went to touch his eyes. He grabbed her hand and pulled her downwards slightly, causing her to gasp, and making Sasuke's sharingan activate. Itachi quickly pulled her back to normal. Sakura tried to pull her hand away, but to no avail. She looked at her hand, and then back to him. She spoke

"Itachi-San…"

he nodded and she continued to stare.

"What did shishou do to you? Beat you? Hypnotize you? Brand you? Or maybe you're a fake? Oh my gosh! Are you drunk?! Drugged?!"

He gave her a small laugh, and placed his hands on her shoulders. A blush was evident on Sakura's cheeks. Suddenly a kunai flew in between them, causing them to part, Sasuke quickly grabbed sakura and checked her for any damage.

"listen to me, Itachi. Don't you EVER touch my wife!"

Itachi let out a small chuckle, and then pulling the kunai out of the wall and whirling it on his fingers, turned back around and sighed.

"Oh yes..Hokage told me that , and thank you SO MUCH for the invitation! And to answer your question, Sa-Ku-Ra- your "shishou" has not done any, she simply gave me this bracelet that limits my chakra, and takes away all of my bloodline traits, so I cannot kill or try to escape. But it's all for the best, I've always wanted to spend some quality time with my Ototo."

Sakura smiled and let out a small "aw!" before hugging Sasuke, who was still a little on edge, he rested slightly under Sakura's hold.

"See? Hugs make everything better little brother!"

Sakura excused herself and walked into the kitchen. Itachi gracefully strode over to the couch, and jumped over it, he tossed the pillows across the room and put his feet up on the coffee table, before stretching his arms over the behind of the couch. He let out a comfortable sigh before turning to Sasuke.

"Livin' here's gonna be fun…eh little brother?"

Sasuke slammed the door and turned around his eye betraying him yet again.

"yes, it will be. for me and my wife"

suddenly a scroll hit him square in the forehead, he caught it and cursed it before yanking it open and scanning it with his eyes. He looked at Itachi's smug face and threw it onto the ground.

"damn her, she gave you the same punishment..(FYP anyone??) its enough with Sakura, but now I have to babysit you, you monster"

Itachi stood up angrily. "BABYSIT?! If you don't remember, Sasuke, you had the same punishment as me, and also speaking of babysitting-" he smirked. "I cant wait to tell Sakura about the time when you were little, and you had that stomach virus and you—"

Just at that moment Sakura walked out with two steaming cups of tea, and placed them down onto the coffee table, she spilled a little on the table and cursed. Sasuke just stared at her, and Itachi laughed a little, before hopping up and grabbing a sponge, he sat in a small chair after she took it from him and cleaning it up, and then walked out with some pastries, and took a seat next to Sasuke, he quickly took a swig and handed his cup to her, she took a little sip and handed it back to him.

Itachi noticed her odd actions, and asked her why she didn't have her own cup. She smiled and politely stated.

"Oh, I thought Tsunade-Shishou would have at least told you that, you see, I'm 3 months pregnant."

Sasuke spit out his tea all over the floor. 3 MONTHS?! He just found out last week! Now he only had 6 months to prepare! But…….at least it would be over in 6 months.

6 heavenly months.

"SASUKE UCHIHA!!"

First: foot stomp

second: she begins to cry

third: she lays on the guilt

She got onto the floor and began cleaning up, through all of Sasuke's protests.

"WHY DID I MARRY YOU?!"

"YOU ARE THE WORST HUSBAND EVER!!"

Only 6 long months.

Sasuke sighed and continued drinking his tea. Why him? Why now? He looked at sakura and Itachi happily chatting and couldn't help but stare at the wall.

His eyes slammed shut.

They say that It takes two to tango..so why am I the bad guy?

Ya know what i totally hate? whenever i write down what im going to type its like 5 pages..and then i type it out and its like one sentance..so deal with me and my lack of story longnesss. but it will get better...and P.S. the more you review the more inspired i get

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