Title: Popochii
Pairing: sasunaru
Rated: 13 for adult themes and some swearing, and a teeny bit of "grown-up" stuff
Warnings: The main pairing here is Sasuke and Naruto (slash, yaoi, whatever you call m/m relationship) and if you don't like then don't read! OOC will be prominent here (especially Sasuke and Itachi). Slow updates will also be happening here since school is starting next month already. So please be patient with me and my story. Oh, and there might be some Japanese words here combined with the English don't worry I'll place a vocabulary at the end of each chapter. Itachi is so so so OC here!
Summary: After playing the game Popochii Uchiha Sasuke finds himself turning into a girl every time he sneezes, he attends Tokyo High and meets a girl named Uzumaki Naruto and falls for her. Being a girl surely has its advantages! But Naruto is also hiding secrets of her own.
Apologies: If you find anything offensive here please let me know immediately so that I can work on it. Please don't sue; I am only a high school student.
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Popochii
Chapter 2- And Naruto enters!
Uzumaki Naruto was never known for her patience. Her best friend Haruno Sakura knows it. Her friends and even those two Senin know it. And so does her. That's why when she woke up that morning and found out that her breakfast won't be served for another twenty minutes all hell broke lose.
Her parents died when she was very young that's why he was taken care of their family friend Umino Iruka. Even though her parents died she has inherited their mansion, their company, their fortunes and estates and their…rabbit. In short she inherited absolutely everything. But the one running the company for the meantime was her aunt, Futsuni Miyabi. She wasn't naïve to the fact that her aunt wants the company for herself but she decided to let her feel it for the moment.
Back to where we left, she was currently getting her skateboard when Sakura came in her room.
"Naruto," she greeted.
"Ohayoo, Sakura-chan!" she greeted back preparing to leave the room. She then grabbed Sakura's hand and together they left the mansion.
"You're already leaving? You haven't had your breakfast yet," said Sakura.
Naruto's stomach growled in agreement, "I can't wait for another twenty minutes. There's a Ramen shop along the way to school," Naruto replied as she stepped on her skateboard.
Sakura just sighed in response. They both continued walking in silence or rather skating in Naruto's point of view. Their uniform was a match. It was a blue mini skirt that had plaits around and a white blouse as the top. It also has a blue matching necktie. Their school: Tokyo High. Sakura just brushed her fingers on her short pink hair in an attempt to fix it, while Naruto just placed her blonde long hair in a bun, chopsticks holding it up.
Everybody in school knew that while Sakura may look a gentle kind she was far from it. I mean, who would even think that a seventeen year old girl who possessed emerald green eyes could pass out as the female version of Hulk Hogan. But she can also be kind and sweet at times.
On the other hand Naruto was one of the most popular girls in their school. But she never showed any interest in her love life. She was boyish and some girls found it unfit. But nevertheless she was beautiful, with her sun-kissed blonde hair and a light tan for her complexion. But the most distinctive feature of hers was her whisker-like marks on her cheeks and her brilliant blue eyes that rivaled the sea and the skies.
Sakura and Naruto were childhood best friends. They tell each other secrets and stuff. But there was one secret that they just kept to themselves (for the exception of Hinata, Ino, Temari, Shikamaru, Kiba, Chouji and Iruka). It was that secret. They almost everyday talk about it but would keep quiet when other people start to eavesdrop.
"Ne, Sakura have you heard about the new transfer student?" asked Naruto while still continuing on skating.
"Yeah, I heard the girl was very beautiful. Do you think she can be our friend?" asked Sakura excitedly.
"As long as she won't be a bastard, its fine by me," replied Naruto.
Sakura frowned at Naruto's language, "Naruto you don't go around calling other girls "bastard" and If you find them really irritating you can at least call "bitch"."
Naruto shrugged her shoulders, "I can call them whatever I like."
Naruto instantly regretted that statement for at that moment she felt the murderous aura coming from Sakura. She stopped her skateboard and boldly looked at Sakura.
"Sa-sakura?" she asked hesitantly as she saw flames around Sakura.
"What did you just say, eh Naruto-chan?" asked Sakura dangerously and slowly.
"No-nothing," replied Naruto which turned out as a squeak. Nothing good ever happens when Sakura uses 'chan' on her.
"I told you to stop using those fucking dirty language you fucking learned from that shit asshole Hidan, didn't I say that every fucking shitty day?! HUH, NARUTO-CHAN?!"
"Ha-hai Sakura-sama," squeaked Naruto.
Then suddenly the thick air of tension was gone and all that was left was a smiling Sakura, she was back in good mood and most probably because of the 'sama' part. Naruto sighed in relief. Jeez, she always tells her to stop that language but she says it herself. Her thoughts were interrupted when she heard a group of man laugh.
She met Sakura's gaze and they both nodded at each other and headed to where they heard the laughs, when they rounded the corner they saw a group of thugs cornering a raven haired girl. They were obviously trying to scare her to make her come with them and unfortunately for them the girl was unnerved and was looking at them blankly. She wore the same uniform as Naruto's.
"C'mon baby play with us," said Thug 1.
"Don't worry we won't hurt you that bad," agreed Thug 2.
"We'll be gentle we promise as long as you spread your sexy legs nicely," said Thug 3.
They continued coming forward the girl and that's when Naruto grabbed her skateboards and jumped up to one of the Thugs and landed on one of the Thug 2's back. Her back was facing the raven haired girl and her glare was facing the other Thugs.
"What the hell do you think are you doing, you fuckers?!" she shouted.
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Uchiha Sasuke was pissed off. Well, why wouldn't he? He plays a game called Popochii and wakes up one day and next thing he knew he was already a girl and then a snake-like man was there explaining that it might become permanent and he would only turn back to his former gender if he is splashed with water. Imagine his maids surprise when he told them to deliver him gallons of water the moment he and his brother came home.
He was splashing himself with water all day.
Now while he was walking to his new school alone, since his brother conveniently left him saying he can do it by himself, these fucking thugs came out of nowhere and were cornering him. They think that he'll be scared didn't they? Well, no! Coz' he may be a girl outside but he was a man INSIDE!
"C'mon baby play with us," said Thug 1.
"Don't worry we won't hurt you that bad," agreed Thug 2.
"We'll be gentle we promise as long as you spread your sexy legs nicely," said Thug 3.
When the thugs started coming closer he was about to give them the beating of their life when all of a sudden a girl with blonde hair came out of nowhere. He couldn't see the girl's face because he was facing her back when he heard the girl speak.
"What the hell do you think are you doing, you fuckers?!"
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The thugs stopped instantly when they saw Naruto.
"Y-you!" cried Thug 1.
He recognized her but apparently Thug 3, 4 and 5 didn't (Thug 2 already passed out).
"So another girly decided to play with us, eh?" taunted Thug 4.
"Ooh, I have a thing for blonde's you know. Let's take this somewhere private shall we?" said Thug 3.
The next thing they knew Thug 3 was on the ground. They all turned to Naruto getting their weapons. Thug 4 had a knife, Thug 5 had a baseball bat and Thug 3 (who got up from the ground) grabbed his metal pole.
"You dare do that to me, bitch!" Thug 3 screamed as he lunged forward to Naruto who didn't even move from her spot. He was viciously grabbed to the wrist by Sakura and twisted it before kicking him straight in the stomach. Thug 3 writhed in pain as he was dropped to the cold cement.
"What the hell is this girl power?" asked Thug 5 as he too lunged forward.
"Get the girl to the side Sakura let me handle these thugs," said Naruto as he rode his skateboard. Sakura nodded in response and grabbed Sasuke's hands and settled themselves in the sidelines.
Sasuke watched in awe as the blonde girl beat the shit out of those Thugs and after a few moments they were all down to the ground. Fuck, it was as if the girl wasn't even human. Just as the blonde haired girl was about to face them Thug 4 was lunging forward Sasuke and Sakura with a knife in his hand. Out of instinct, man instinct, Sasuke went forward and kicked the man in the shins. Thug 4 dropped to the ground but not before managing to cut his knife at Sasuke's left shoulder.
Blood dripped from Sasuke's shoulder and he winced in pain. Damn Thug!
The pink haired girl was on his side immediately, "Are you okay?"
Oh, of course he's fine. He was just cut by a bloody thug. He was oh so fine!
"Oh, of course you're not. What a stupid question," said Sakura as he noticed the what-are-you-stupid look from Sasuke.
"We have to get her to a clinic quick!" said the blonde as she came rushing forward.
Sasuke looked up to look at the blonde but his vision was getting blurry and the next thing he knew everything was black, but not before gazing into deep blue eyes.
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Sasuke groggily tried to open his eyes and only grunted in pain. He then heard soft giggles from above him and looked the source.
"Isn't she pretty?" asked a light blonde haired woman. She was wearing the same uniform as Sasuke's and her hair was tied in a pony tail while her bangs covered her left eye (A/N: Not sure if it's the left or the right)
"She does have the looks," replied the pink haired girl that she recognized from earlier.
"Oi, Ino, Sakura can't you leave her alone or a moment?" asked an irritated voice. Sasuke looked at his right and found a light blonde short haired girl that was tied in pig tails.
"She's right, girls," said a male's voice.
Sasuke sat up and looked around him. He appeared to be in a clinic.
"Hi! My name's Ino!" shouted the light blonde haired girl.
"Mine's Haruno sakura and you can call me Sakura!" shouted the pink haired girl.
"It's Temari," said the pig tailed woman.
"My name is Umino Iruka and I am a teacher here. You must be the new transferee student," said a brown haired man.
Sasuke nodded.
"So what's your name hon?" asked Ino.
Sasuke looked blankly at her before replying, "Uchiha Sasuke."
"Nice to meet you Sasuke-chan!" she said.
Sasuke visibly twitched. Chan…
"Is there anything wrong Sasuke-chan?" asked Sakura.
"Please drop the 'chan' it…it irritates me," he said.
"O-okay," they said.
"Well you girls can tour Sasuke around. I'm sure Hinata and Naruto will be her later. I must be going now, see you all later!" waved Iruka.
"Bye Iruka-sensei!"
When the door was finally closed Ino and sakura dragged Sasuke out of the clinic and careful enough not to pain his newly bandaged left shoulder. Temari followed hem in suit.
"We'll show you around Sasuke," said Sakura and Sasuke just nodded.
'This is going to be a long day,' thought Sasuke.
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It was lunch time and he was already introduced to his new "friends". It was then at that time that he remembered the blonde haired girl that beat the shit out those thugs. He turned to Sakura and asked,
"Ne, Sakura where's the other girl from before?"
Sakura looked at him ad said, "Who Naruto? She'll be here later."
Ino, Temari and Kiba joined the conversation, "Woah! Did Naru-chan beat some thugs again?" asked Kiba.
"Yeah," answered Sakura.
Sasuke's curiosity was getting better of him and asked again, "Why isn't she here?"
This time it was Ino who answered him, "She's probably held up by her fans again. Don't worry she'll enter this cafeteria any moment now with Hinata and most probably she'll be dragging another unconscious body."
"Does she always fight with others?" asked Sasuke nonchalantly.
"She only beats them when she's already pissed off by their advances. She's kind of boyish you know," replied Ino.
"But she's very pretty and hot! She can do wonders too! Such as making the whole cafeteria quiet when she walks in," chimed in Kiba.
"Kiba stop that! You're making Naruto look like a slut," said Sakura.
Kiba shrugged his shoulders and replied while laughing, "Well isn't she?"
One moment Kiba was just sitting across Sasuke, eating happily and then the next he was thrown to the floor. The whole cafeteria became quiet and looked at the commotion. Sasuke blinked, Sakura, Ino and Temari chuckled, Chouji continued eating and Shikamaru looked up from his sleep.
"Who was the slut again?" asked a voice and Sasuke looked at her.
It was her, the blonde girl from earlier. The one that they called…
She turned to look at Sasuke, a foxy grin formed on her face. She was slightly short, had sun-kissed blonde hair and a slight tan complexion. She had whisker-like marks on her face and possessed the most beautiful deep blue eyes he's ever seen. This girl wasn't pretty…she was a goddess.
"Uzumaki Naruto. You must be Uchiha Sasuke," she said.
Sasuke merely "hn"ed in response.
"Oh, and I'm your Swimming partner!" she said.
Swimming partner..?
Just then the bell rung and the students started to file out of the hall. Naruto walked up to him and said, "C'mon let's go. We have swimming next. I already got your schedule. This is Hinata by the way."
Said girl bowed respectfully.
That was when it clicked to Sasuke. He was going to dress up with these girls.
Uh-oh…
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Sasuke stood there dumbfounded.
These girls were discarding their clothes, talking and laughing like some weird aliens. He, Uchiha Sasuke still had his man-pride you know so he wouldn't dare look at them, especially the goddess beside him.
"Why aren't you changing into your swimsuit Sasuke?" asked Naruto when he noticed that Sasuke wasn't moving from his spot.
Damn.
"Uh, I…I have that thing (1) right now. That's why I can't go swim," said Sasuke remembering what his idiotic and brother and snake Senin told him.
He watched as Naruto's eyes widened then smiled again.
"Is it your first time?" asked Naruto.
"Ha-hai," replied Sasuke blushing.
Damn it!
Naruto chuckled a bit then spoke again, "No need to be shy! Don't worry Sasuke; it stops when you're in the pool."
"O-oh…" came Sasuke's reply.
Oh, damn what do I do?!
"I…I don't have my swimsuit today," he gave another excuse which was actually true.
"Is that so?" asked Naruto.
"Yes," replied Sasuke.
Yosh, she bought it!
But he's relief was short-lived when Naruto stood up, opened her locker and grabbed a swimsuit.
"Here, you can borrow this. It's my extra," she said while handling it Sasuke.
Sasuke dropped to the ground (anime style).
Oh, god someone shoot me now!
"Tha-thanks," he replied.
"No problem," said Naruto, "Well I better change too," she said and discarded her blouse leaving her bra in plain view.
What the-?!
He could practically hear Orochimaru laughing at the back of his head. Yes, after that incident the stupid Senin was tailing him whenever he goes. But that's not the worst. It was that Orochimaru kept on talking to him and Sasuke's the only one who can see and hear him and he's been blabbing about (censored) (censored) things! He was driving him insane!
"Isn't that lovely?" said Orochimaru, "Oh and here's the thing, it's Swimming and you will surely be splashed with water. Hope you can hide your dick! Bwahahahaha!"
He just had to remind him doesn't he?
Wait.
He's right. He'll turn into a boy in the middle of the water!
"Sasuke?" asked Naruto.
He looked up and saw Naruto only in her bra and panty while she was holding her swimsuit in her other hand.
Silence, then…
"GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Can't this day get any worse?!
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1- He means the monthly period
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