Chapter 2

Knight in Shining Armor

Walking through the woods with his head hung low and his sword dragging in the dirt. The vampire hunter who is now revealed to be Qmac Attack was distraught after the girl he thought he loved turned out to be a hideous monster.

"Man this blows, I thought she loved me. I mean come on she bit me without turning me into a full vampire that must mean she had to show some restraint. All I got is white blood which I must say is cool."

Suddenly Qmac tripped over something, or someone.

"Hey watch where you're going jerk" said a big purple cloud type thing.

"Sorry ma'am I'm Qmac Attack"

"Oh my gosh are you a knight, knights are so hot"

With a sly look on his face Qmac picked up his sword and waved it around. "You know it babe I'm your knight in shining armor.

"Oh my gosh are you single"

Qmac's smile quickly turned into a frown "Oh umm…" He bolted off disappearing in the woods. He ran for a while until he tripped over Raggedy Princess. He cut his leg on her glass crown and began bleeding white blood.

"Oh my I'm so sorry" said the helpless princess who was trying to stand but she couldn't do to her lack of arms.

"No ma'am I'm sorry" He helped her up by that time his wound healed itself. She giggled passionately.

"Thank you, I take it you are a knight"

"Yes ma'am I'm your knight in shining armor.

She giggled then ran away blushing. She then returned with a bunch of other princesses. Lumpy space princess was in the crowd.

"Oh I get it you ran off to save Raggedy Princess"

"Sure, you know me saving princess"

Qmac noticed Slime Princess hanging of a branch. He did a mad dash toward the tree, he jumped and caught her before she could break her face.

"Oh Qmac Attack you're my hero"

Finn's POV

"My hero senses are tingling. Hey Jake lets go check on the princesses."

Finn jumped on Jake's back and took him to the kingdoms of random princesses.

"Everyone is gone, everyone except Princess Bubblegum"

"Hey Princess Bubblegum where are all the princesses"

"They went to meet the new hero"

"NEW HERO" Finn and Jake ran off into the forest.

Finn and Jake meet up with Qmac who was being smothered by princesses.

Finn ran up and with his sword drawn he yelled "Adventure Time"

"There's only room for one hero here"

Qmac drew his sword and attacked Finn. Finn countered his attack then punched him in the face. Qmac recovered then then attacked some more after five days the princesses and Jake had left and it was just Qmac and Finn.

"This is pointless"

"I feel ya man lets get outta here"

So Jake and Qmac walked off into the sunset.