No… I don't own Twilight.
Nessie's Phases.
Year One- Emmett's Always Right!
Age- 2
"Hey Nessie! Can you come in here for a second?" Edward called from the kitchen.
"No! Emmett said that you're gross and I should avoid you as much a possible, or I'll get sent to Torrance!" Nessie replied.
"Emmett's dead"
Year Two- Goth Kids are Cool!
Age- 5
"Renesmee! Can you get down here and do your chores?" Bella called from the living room.
"No! I'm busy wallowing in my sorrows!" Nessie called from her room
"What? Why would you do that?" Bella screamed!
"Emmett said that if I didn't go threw a Goth phase that I'll get sent to Torrance!" Nessie replied.
"Emmett's dead"
Year Three- But I Want It!
Age- 8
"Ali? Can you make me some muffins?" Nessie asked her Aunt Alice.
"I'm sorry, hon. I don't know how to make muffins!" said Alice.
"BUT I WANT IT!" Renesmee shrieked.
"Nessie! Why are you acting like this?"
"Emmett told me to," Nessie mumbled.
"Emmett's dead."
Year Four- Amish People are Awesome!
Age- 11
"Nessie, darling, why won't you come out of the tent?" Rosalie asked kindly.
"Because I don't believe in electricity!" Nessie explained.
"Why is that, honey?"
"Because Emmett said that electricity was fail!" Nessie yelled.
"Emmett's dead."
Year Five- Blondes Have More Fun!
Age- 14
"RENESMEE! What the Hale did you do to your hair?" Jasper yelled in a heavy southern accent.
"I dyed it blonde! Do you like it?" Nessie giggled.
"No! Your hair was so beautiful! Why'd you change it?"
"Because Emmett said that blondes have more fun!" Nessie whispered.
"Emmett's dead."
Year Six- I Enjoy People's Pain!
Age- 17
"Ow! Nessie! Why did you punch me?" Jake squealed.
"Because it was funny!" Nessie laughed.
"No it wasn't! Why would you do that?" Jake asked quizzically.
"Emmett said that you should enjoy people's pain," Nessie said, still laughing.
"Emmett's dead."
Nessie- So Emmett… You really made me go through all of that?
Emmett- You bet I did!
Nessie -punchpunchpunch-
Emmett- You're still in your 'I Enjoy People's Pain!' Phase, Aren't you?
Nessie- You freaking bet!
Emmett- Well that's just fan-freaking-tastic!