Fez's POV:
Candy. No longer does it taste sweet. No longer can it clear my mind of all thoughts and fill my heart with warmth. It's all her fault. She's the reason why such sweetness tastes so sour. Jacqueline Burkhart.
The tiny girl has been my life long desire. Since I lived in my country, eating coconuts as big as my head and riding on the back of my pet elephant, I've wanted to be the guy with the hot girlfriend. Sure it took moving to another country and several years of stalking her, but I'm finally that guy. It gets no better than Jackie Burkhart. The reigning queen of both beauty and class, she's the catch of Point Place- and I'm the fisherman who caught her.
But any good fisherman knows that it's hard to hold on to a fish and if you do manage to hold on to it, you'll most likely kill it; and that's exactly what I'm doing. I'm slowly killing her by holding on to her because, let's face it, it is not me she wants.
I'm not stupid, even though these sons of bitches think so. I know she still has feelings for Hyde. I can see the way she looks at him. She never looks at me that way, and that's when I know that she's not really mine, even though she is mine.
People might think I'm a bad person for holding her back, but they don't know what it's like to finally have the one girl you've wanted for years. It's better to have her knowing she doesn't really love you than to not have her at all. That would be like having all the candy in the world and having to give it back, and that's just plain crazy.
Besides, that bastard Hyde doesn't deserve her. He had her and he hurt her. He's just going to keep hurting her and she deserves better than that, better than him. She deserves me. At least I think she does. And Hyde already runs his own store, was married to a stripper (every man's dream) and he's cool, and what do I have? I have Jackie. And that alone makes me better than him, so there's no way I'm letting her go that easily. She'll fall in love with me eventually...hopefully....someday.
A/N: Okay, so this might not be the way people assume Fez thinks but it is completely necessary that he thinks this for the sake of the story. I tried to keep it somehow Fez-like with the candy, and the "bastard" and "sons of bitches" so I hope it wasn't TOO out of character.