Disclaimer: I really hate doing these over and over again, so the disclaimer mentioned in the first hometext goes for all here ^-^ lol

Summary: Eh … this too.

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Hometext 5/21/02

Theme: Chichiri's Birthday

Mits: Just so you don't get confused... our friend Lindsay has turned us onto the anime Ranma 1/2. So now we have the theory that when cold water hits Chiri she turns into P-chan, Chichiri turns into a fox, Mitsukake turns into a bird (yes, yes a bird.. a very small KAWAII brown bird!!) and Tasuki turns into, of course, a woman. lol. And I love P-chan and-

Tasuki: Oh I get it! It's a Love Triangle!!

*Mits punches him into a wall angel*

Mits: ...ANYWHOO... And by the way... I lucky enough don't turn into anything, because I went to Spain... not China... ok Continuing onto the Chichiri Party!

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*scene suddenly turns to Chichiri sitting in the middle of the couch in Chiri's living room ....yes, he is alone .... terribly alone ....so alone that he is practically bored to tears*

Chichiri: *singing to himself* Happy birthday to me ...no da....happy birthday to meee no daaa --- hmm? *hears galloping noise coming his way....getting louder and louder..*

Chichiri: ....o_O umm...

*galloping really loud now*

Chiri: GGGEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *lunges at Chichiri*

Chichiri: *blink* Hm? *looks underneath the couch*.....?

Chiri:....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *flies over Chichiri's head and breaks right through and out of the wall of the two story house*

Mits: *pops out of nowhere and shoves Chichiri aside quickly, then dives out the window* PPPPPPPPPP-CCCCCCHHHHHHAAAAANNNNN COME TO MEEEEE!!!! *lands and gets garden hose*

Chiri: NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I don't WANNA be a pig on Chichiri's birthday!! *runs to the front door and hurls herself inside*

Chichiri: o_o' Uh...Chiri no da....

Chiri: Urhgh...gimme a minute...*gasps for breath*........*wipes forehead* O-KAY! *jumps and does a swan dive right over Chichiri* HHHAAPPPYY BIRRRTHHDAAAAYYYYYYY!!!

Chichiri: O_O;; NO DAA!

Mits: *turns on hose full blast and aims for the hole in the wall* I'VE GOT YOU NOW!

*Chiri gets splashed as she's midway to crushing Chichiri*

Chichiri: *blink*

Chiri: Ooink! *lands on Chichiri's head* KWEEE KWEEE!!

Chichiri: *holds up Chiri* Kaaawwwaaaiiiii no da!

*Mits busts through the door*

Mits: RELEASE THE PIG!

Chichiri: NO! It's MY birthday present no da!

Mits: *eyebrow twitches* Present...?!?!?

Chichiri: *nods* HAI NO DA! *squeezes the hell out of Chiri*

Mits: Hold on...I'll be riiiiiight back ....*storms off into Chiri's room and slams the door*

*scene changes to inside Chiri's room, where Mitsukake is trying to soothe the savage beast: Tasuki...who was stupidly doused in cold water and now is a woman...and you know how much he hates water AND women...*

Mitsukake: I thought you'd NEVER come! *holding Chiri's desk chair in front of him to protect him from Tasuki*

Tasuki: Grrrrrr!!!!

Mitsukake: *backing away from Tasuki slowly* He...SHE doesn't WANNA wear Chiri's clothes!!

Mits: o_O;; Just let me get some hot water...

Mitsukake: What was it that you needed anyways?

Mits: Oh yeah! *gets in Mitsukake's face with huge watery eyes* I need you to get back PPPPPPP-CCCCHHHHAAANNN for me!!

Mitsukake: Never fear! *drops chair and drags Mits out the door, then slams it before Tasuki gets out* Where is this .. uh...thing?

Mits: *points down the hallway* Chichiri has PPPPP-CCCCHHHANNNNN! ;_;

Mitsukake: Oh ....but isn't it his birthday today?

Mits: ;_; I don' care! *throws Mitsukake down the hallway and thuds on the ground by Chichiri's feet*

Mitsukake: *gets up really fast and points at P-chan that Chichiri's holding* The pig! I need it!

Chichiri: -_-' Why no da? It's mine no da!!

Mitsukake: Oh...well since it's your birthday....

*Mits jumps up and crushes Mitsukake face down onto the ground, then gets her face in Chichiri's face*

Mits: And hhhhheeeeeeeerrrrreeee's YOUR gift from me! *shoves something in Chichiri's face, causing him to let go of Chiri and open the gift*

Chichiri: Ooh arigato no da! Wonder what it --- *opens it* --- CHOCOLATE NO DAAaaa! *shoves whole chocolate bar in his mouth*

Mits: DOMINATION! *grabs Chiri and squeezes the crap out of her*

Chiri: Kweeeeeee!!!!! *squirmes*

Mits: Oh no you don't! I didn't spend ONE WHOLE DOLLAR on that bar of chocolate for nothing!!

Mitsukake: =O *raises head somewhat upon hearing this* Gasp!

*Door slams open and Tasuki slowly walks down the hallway wearing...*

Chiri: OINK?! O_X

Mits/Chichiri: Chiri's clothes?! (no da?!)

*Tasuki is wearing Chiri's red collared "Tasuki" shirt with another pair of her jeans*

Tasuki: I'd like that hot water...now!!!

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Yes we did eventually get around to his party and gifts but Chiri stayed a pig - she never escaped from Mits and Chichiri! o_O

Chiri: Oh well...he'll get HIS present later when I get that hot water! *wink*

Chiri, Mits, Mitsukake, and still female Tasuki (he'll get that hot water soon): *throws confetti* Happy Birthday Chichiri no da!!!

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Weird, huh ? lol ^-^ More coming !