Kakuranger-New Year's Romance 2
Disclaimer: I do not own Super Sentai. They belong to Saburo Yatsude, Shotaro Ishinomori, TV Asahi, and Toei Company, Ltd. Unless otherwise noted, the characters in this story are actually speaking Japanese. Some characters may appear a bit OOC.
(11:00)
Over in the arcade, many, many people were playing the many, many games in it. In one section of the arcade, both Sasuke and Tsuruhime were playing adjacent Dance Dance Revolution machines, and were both scoring very high, much to the amazement of the passers-by and the people watching them. After they were finished, the people watching them applauded loudly.
"Whoa!" Sasuke said, noticing the group.
"How are we going to get out of this one, Sasuke?" Tsuruhime asked.
"Hmm…I've got it!" Sasuke said. He then pointed outwards. "Look, over there! It's Ami Onuki of PUFFY!" Everyone watching them then turned away, allowing the two ninjas to sneak away.
"I can't believe that actually worked," Tsuruhime said.
"I don't like unwanted attention," Sasuke said.
"I see," Tsuruhime said. "By the way, how many times have you played DDR, Sasuke?"
"Only twice, counting today," Sasuke said.
"You're very good," Tsurhime said. "You're sure you've only played DDR twice?"
"You don't see too many 30-year-old men playing DDR, Princess," Sasuke said.
"I see your point," Tsuruhime said. As they were walking through the arcade, two more mystery men wearing fedoras, trenchcoats and sunglasses noticed them walking by.
Soon, Tsuruhime and Sasuke left the arcade altogether.
"So…what do we do now?" Sasuke asked.
"I honestly don't know," Tsuruhime said. "What do you want to do?"
"Well, it's a little early for lunch, though," Sasuke said, checking his wristwatch.
"Is that a Rolex?" Tsuruhime asked.
"Yeah," Sasuke said.
"Saizou?"
"Mm-hmm," Sasuke said. "It's too bad Seikai couldn't be there, though."
"I think he was in New Zealand during that time, if I'm not mistaken," Tsuruhime said.
"Yeah, probably," Sasuke said. "But your gift, I think, was the best of all."
"Sasuke, I didn't get you anything," Tsuruhime said. "I couldn't figure out what to get you."
"As I said," Sasuke said, taking Tsuruhime by the chin and looking her in the eyes. "Your gift was the best gift of all."
"Sasuke…" Tsuruhime said. The two then shared another kiss, but it was soon interrupted when they both felt guns against their backs. Tsuruhime felt two guns against her back, while Sasuke felt only one against his.
"You're coming with us," Sasuke's gunman said. All three were wearing fedoras, trenchcoats, and sunglasses. The gunmen then forcibly dragged Sasuke and Tsuruhime to a nearby alleyway.
"What do you want with us?" Sasuke asked. The third gunman then pistol-whipped him, knocking him onto the ground.
"Sasuke!" Tsuruhime screamed. She tried to move, but the first two gunmen pointed their guns at her.
"Now take off your clothes," the second gunman said. The third gunman aimed his gun at Sasuke, who was still rubbing his face in pain. Scared out of her wits, and with few options, Tsuruhime slowly began unzipping the front of her coat. Then, all of a sudden, the gunmen lowered their weapons.
"Just kidding!" the third gunman said in English. He then said in Japanese, "It's only us!" The first gunman then removed his sunglasses and tipped his hat up, revealing himself to be Saizou, a.k.a. Ninja Blue, the descendant of Kirigakure Saizou. The second gunman did the same, revealing himself to be Seikai, a.k.a. Ninja Yellow, the descendant of Miyoshi Seikai. And the third? Jiraiya, a.k.a. Ninja Black, descendant of the legendary ninja of the same name, who gave the two a nervous smile. Tsuruhime was immediately pissed off and zipped up her jacket.
"MAKE A STRIPPER OUT OF ME, WILL YA?!" she yelled as she rushed towards Seikai and Saizou.
"Run!" Saizou said. Sai and Kai, as Sasuke would sometimes call them, then ran off. Jiraiya then noticed Sasuke getting up and ran off as well.
"YOU GUYS ARE DEAD MEAT, YOU HEAR ME?!" Sasuke screamed. And the chase was on.
A couple of minutes later, all five walking down the street, laughing and enjoying themselves. Saizou was now wearing a blue coat and black pants. Seikai was wearing a black leather jacket over a yellow shirt and blue jeans. Jiraiya was wearing a gray coat and black pants.
"It's so good to see you guys again," Tsuruhime said.
"Likewise," Jiraiya said in Japanese.
"You know, I think you went a bit overboard on pistol-whipping me, Jira," Sasuke said, rubbing his cheek.
"Sorry," Jiraiya said, sweatdropping a bit.
"Wait a second…have you three been spying on us all day?" Sasuke asked them.
"Well…" Saizou said.
"Maybe…" Seikai said.
"We wanted to surprise the both of you for New Year's Eve," Jiraiya explained.
"Well, it worked, that's for sure," Tsuruhime said. "Just promise me that you'll never pull off a stunt like that again, got it?!"
"Got it," Saizou, Seikai, and Jiraiya said.
"So, what happened to you in New Zealand, Kai?" Sasuke asked Seikai.
"Nothing much," Seikai said. "But I really got in a jam in Pakistan."
"Pakistan?" Saizou said. "Why in the world did you visit Pakistan?"
"Heard there was a great restaurant in Karachi," Seikai explained. "Unfortunately, I lost my passport, plus I had my wallet stolen in Islamabad, so I had to sell my Rolex in order to pay for a flight back to Japan."
"Oh, yeah. Now I remember," Saizou said.
"You gave Seikai a Rolex as well?" Tsuruhime asked Saizou. "How could you afford that?"
"You forget, I run my own chain of crepe restaurants, Tsuruhime-chan," Saizou said.
"Oh, yeah. I'll have to go to one sometime," Tsuruhime said. She then noticed a Rolex on Jiraiya's wrist. "Jiraiya, you have a Rolex as well?"
"Yep," Jiraiya said.
"Hey, how come I didn't get a rolex, Saizou?" Tsuruhime asked.
"I don't know," Saizou said. "I didn't think that women wore Rolexes." Needless to say, Tsuruhime got angry.
"WHY YOU!!" At that moment, Tsuruhime leapt on his back and started to choke him out with her arm.
"GET HER OFF! GET HER OFF!" Saizou struggled to say, as Tsuruhime was cutting off his oxygen. Seikai and Jiraiya tried to pry the youngest member of the Kakurangers off of him, but to no avail. It took Sasuke's assistance to finally get her off. Saizou then tried to catch his breath. "Man…I forgot, she gets very violent when she gets very, VERY angry."
"You know, all this extracurricular activity's made me kinda hungry," Sasuke said. "Looks like we'll be having that lunch now, Tsuruhime."
"I'm a little hungry myself, Sasuke-kun," Tsuruhime said. Seikai then tapped her shoulder. "Yes?"
"Can we come with you guys…PLEASE?!" Seikai asked the two. Sasuke then took out his wallet and searched through it.
"Okay, you can come…but you're paying for your own meals," Sasuke said.
"Sasuke!" Tsuruhime said.
"Tsuruhime, I don't have enough to pay for everyone lunch…plus there's still some other stuff we may want to do today," Sasuke explained.
"Well, all right," Tsuruhime said. "You guys are paying for your own lunches, okay?"
"Okay," Saizou, Seikai, and Jiraiya said.
"Cheapskate," Saizou said.
"Jerk," Seikai said.
"Meanie," Jiraiya said in English.
A little piece of business that needs to be cleared up first. By this time, Jiraiya speaks fluent Japanese. Anyways, please read and review.