INT. EVIL REGAL 1 - FOREST
REGINA We passed them. Stop this thing.
GRAHAM We can't stop. It's too dangerous. We have to slow down first.
REGINA Bullshit. Just stop this thing. I order you. Stooooop!
GRAHAM pulls on emergency brake which reads, "Emergency Stop, never use." The carriage stops and REGINA goes flying into the front.
GRAHAM (picks Regina up) Are you all right, your majesty?
REGINA Fine. How've you been?
GRAHAM Fine, ma'am.
REGINA Good.
GRAHAM It's a good thing you had such a high hairstyle.
REGINA Yeah.
GRAHAM What should we do now?
REGINA Well, are we stopped?
GRAHAM We're stopped.
REGINA Good. Well, why don't we take a five minute break.
GRAHAM Very good, ma'am.
REGINA Smoke if you got 'em. (falls forward)
EXT – JOLLY ROGER - SKY
HOOK Take down the Pegasus Sail.
TINKERBELL Taking down the Pegasus Sail. (pulls on some ropes. The ship lands in the water) Ah, congrats, captain, we did it. They must have overrshot us by a week and a half.
HOOK (laughs) Okay, let's set a course for Prince Charming's palace.
TINKERBELL Setting a course for (JOLLY ROGER starts shaking) Pri, ih, ih, ih.
HOOK What's that?
TINKERBELL I don't know. I don't know. We're shaking.
HOOK Why?
TINKERBELL 'Cause there are mermaids beating at our keel!
HOOK Bloody hell!.
TINKERBELL I told you we should've opted for the mermaid repellant!
HOOK Okay, we'll have to dock her somewhere, and fast. Prepare for emergency docking. Quick, give me a reading.
TINKERBELL Ok! (pulls out a book and reads) "'If you believe,' he shouted to them, 'clap your hands; don't let Tink die'..."
HOOK Will you stop that? (in microphone) Keep your seat belts fastened back there. You okay, princess.
EMMA No, you idiot. Where'd you learn how to drive?
HOOK Okay, Jolly Roger, coming in to port.
NEVERLAND - EXT. JOLLY ROGER - OCEAN - DAY Jolly Roger starts heading towards the shore of Neverland. TINKERBELL is panicking.
TINKERBELL Ahh. Port, starboard, I mean starboard. I can never keep those straight!
They crash into a beach.
EMMA gets up.
HENRY Where you going?
EMMA I'm going to tell him off once and for all.
HENRY Wwwwwwwait. We'll need him to get us outta here.
HOOK Called me an idiot? I'm going back there and explain a few things to her.
HENRY Besides, he's got a nice voice. He might be cute.
TINKERBELL Yeah, but, you don't know what she looks like.
HOOK I know what she looks like. If you've seen one princess, darling, you've seen them all.
EMMA Cute? I know these pirate bums. They're all alike. Fat, ugly...
HOOK ...simpering, lace encrusted...
EMMA ...rum-swilling, pigs.
HOOK ...frilly, porcelain dolls. (gets up and goes to the back)
TINKERBELL Yeah, well, I normally I'd, (gets up with seat belt still on) ow, that's gonna leave a mark.
EMMA Now listen you... (she stops short when she sees HOOK)
HOOK You listen, darling. On this ship, you're to refer to me as idiot not you captain. I mean, you know what I mean, lass.
EMMA And you will not call me you. You will never address me as you. You will call me your royal highness.
HOOK You are royal pain in the...
TINKERBELL Whoa, hold it, time.
HOOK & EMMA What?
TINKERBELL May I make a small suggestion? Any minute now, Regina is gonna track us down, head this way, and make us all dead.
HOOK She's right. Let's go.
EMMA Wait. My things.
HOOK Listen, you royal...
TINK Mmmm.
HOOK ...highness. Take only what need to survive.
TINK Yeah…
NEVERLAND - DAY EMMA is walking with a pistol in her hand. HENRY is following her with a cart. HOOK and TINKERBELL are following with a trunk.
HENRY Please, slow down. My legs are shorter than yours.
TINKERBELL Jeez. I hope she didn't forget anything.
HOOK All right, wait a minute. Tink, put it down. What the bloody hell's in this thing?
HOOK opens the trunk and pulls out several leather jackets of various colors and styles.
HOOK What's this? I said take only what you need to survive.
EMMA They're my collection of leather jackets... and I can't live without them!
HOOK Okay, princess. That's it. The fairy-tale is over. Welcome to real-life. You want these ridiculous garments, you carry them. (drops them in the sand)
EMMA You pick those up.
HOOK You pick them up.
EMMA How dare you, you insolent pirate. Nobody talks to me that way. Nobody. Nobody. (echoes)
HOOK Well, what have we got here? Will you look at her?
TINK Oooooo.
HOOK Those flashing eyes. Those flushed cheeks. Those trembling lips. You know something princess, you are beautiful, brilliant, amazing when you're angry.
EMMA That's not the line, Hook.
HOOK I won't call you ugly, love.
HENRY Just move on, mom.
EMMA That's it. You and your fairy are f...
TINKERBELL Please, please. Humans, kids, if I may. It's going to be very dark soon, so I suggest we find a place to camp for the night.
HENRY Come on, mom.
HENRY and EMMA pick up some of the jackets and walk away. HOOK and TINKERBELL walk off with the trunk. They leave the rest of the jackets behind.
HOOK See, it's lighter.
TINKERBELL Oh yeah. This is the best. I could carry two or three of these.
INT. REGINA'S PALACE - REGINA, GRAHAM and CLAUDE are watching SIDNEY, the magic mirror.
REGINA Have you found them yet?
SIDNEY No, your majesty. They're still not showing up on my magic mirror network.
REGINA Well, keep looking for them. (drinks coffee)
GRAHAM Pardon me, ma'am. I have an idea. Claude, get me the video cassette of Once Upon A Time-the Movie.
CLAUDE Yes, sir.
CLAUDE walks to a wall labeled, "Mr. Rental." The wall opens. He looks through the selections.
REGINA Huntsman, may I speak with you, please?
GRAHAM Yes, ma'am.
REGINA How could there be a cassette of Once Upon A Time-the Movie. We're still in the middle of making it.
GRAHAM That's true, but there's been a new breakthrough in home-video marketing.
REGINA There has?
GRAHAM Yes. Instant cassettes. They're out in stores before the movie is finished.
REGINA You're calling cassettes a breakthrough?
GRAHAM For a realm with no running water, I'd call cassettes an epic breakthrough.
REGINA Fair enough. I still don't believe it's possible before the movie is done filming.
CLAUDE Here it is, sir. Once Upon A Time.
GRAHAM Good work, Claude. Punch it up.
CLAUDE starts the tape. It starts on the FBI Warning.
GRAHAM Started much too early. Prepare to fast-forward.
CLAUDE Preparing to fast-forward.
GRAHAM Fast-forward.
CLAUDE Fast-forwarding, sir.
Starts fast-forwarding through the ludicrous speed scene. Regina is thrown into the panel at a high-speed.
REGINA Nnnnno. Go past this, past this part. In fact, never play this again.
GRAHAM Try here. Stop.
The movie stops at the exact same thing that is actually happening now. REGINA looks at the camera, then she turns back to the monitor. GRAHAM looks at the camera when REGINA looks back at the monitor, then he looks back at the monitor. REGINA looks at the camera when GRAHAM looks back at the monitor. When REGINA turns back, she waves her hand. She turns back to the camera.
REGINA What the hell am I looking at? When does this happen in the movie?
GRAHAM Now. You're looking at now, your majesty. Everything that happens now, is happening now.
REGINA What happened to then?
GRAHAM We passed then?
REGINA When?
GRAHAM Just now. We're at now, now.
REGINA Go back to then.
GRAHAM When?
REGINA Now.
GRAHAM Now?
REGINA Now.
GRAHAM I can't.
REGINA Why?
GRAHAM We missed it.
REGINA When?
GRAHAM Just now.
REGINA When will then be now?
CLAUDE rewinds the tape. He stops at the point when HOOK, TINKERBELL, EMMA, and HENRY are walking through the jungle.
GRAHAM Soon.
REGINA How soon?
CLAUDE Your majesty.
REGINA What?
CLAUDE We've identified their location.
REGINA Where?
CLAUDE It's Neverland.
GRAHAM Good work. To the carriage. We'll set a course for the harbor, and find a ship to take us.
REGINA When?
CLAUDE Nineteen-hundred hours, sir.
GRAHAM By high-noon, tomorrow, they will be our prisoners.
REGINA Whoooooo.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - NIGHT - HENRY is sleeping. EMMA is cold and trying to keep warm. HOOK offers her his coat.
EMMA No thank you. I'm perfectly all right.
HOOK Take it, love. It's freezing (puts the jacket on her).
EMMA If you insist. (smells the rum on the coat) Won't you be cold?
HOOK I'm sure you could find ways to warm me up.
EMMA (rolls eyes) I can't seem to find the blue star.
HOOK It's right there.
EMMA Where?
HOOK Right there. (points to a blue star) It's that bright, blue one, right there. See?
EMMA Oh, yeah. But it's so far away. It seems so much closer from my palace.
HOOK Don't worry, love. I'll get you back there.
EMMA So… where's your home?
HOOK Who knows.
EMMA You don't know where you're from?
HOOK Not really. I was found on the doorstep of a monastery.
EMMA Monastery? For real?
HOOK Aye. There's a joke in there somewhere.
EMMA Well, didn't the monks tell you who your parents were?
HOOK Alas, they couldn't. They took a vow of silence. All I got was this.
He pulls a medallion out from his shirt. It has some type of writing on it.
HOOK It was around my neck.
EMMA What is it?
HOOK I don't know. I've taken it to every wise man in all the realms. No one can tell me what it means.
EMMA It's beautiful. You know I... It's beautiful.
HOOK puts the medallion back in his shirt.
HOOK So, why did you run away from your wedding?
EMMA Well, if you must know, I wasn't in love with the groom.
HOOK Why, then, were you going to marry him?
EMMA Because, I'm a princess, and I have to marry a prince.
HOOK Ah, and he doesn't do it for you, huh?
EMMA No, he doesn't do it for me. I really must go back. I shouldn't have run away. I realize, now, that love is one luxury a princess cannot afford.
HOOK Too right, lass.
EMMA I know, now, that I must live without love.
HOOK I suppose so.
EMMA Besides, love isn't that important.
HOOK Naaah, never was.
EMMA I could be perfectly happy the rest of my life without love. (looks at him)
HOOK Sure you could.
EMMA Without physical contact.
HOOK Aye.
EMMA Without being held. (moves closer to him)
HOOK Yeah. (moves in closer and looks at her lips)
EMMA Or kissed.
EMMA and HOOK are about to kiss when an alarm starts going off. Emma's phone's Virgin Alarm is going off.
TINKERBELL (wakes up) Abandon ship. Abandon ship. Women and fairies first.
HENRY walks over to EMMA and HOOK and hands her phone to her.
SNOW (over phone) We'll have none of that, mister. (to Emma) How far did he get? Where'd he touch? Where'd he touch?
EMMA Nothing happened.
HOOK What the bloody hell was that noise?
SNOW (over phone) That was my Virgin Alarm. It's programmed to go off before you do. You get back to bed, miss.
EMMA I have a kid; you do realize it's a little too late for your Virgin Alarm.
SNOW Not listening… not listening… And as for you, pirate…
HOOK All right. All right. Let's all get some sleep. We have to get moving before dawn.
TINKERBELL Why so early?
HOOK Because, we're in the middle of the bloody jungle, and we're not going to get far if the lost ones find us here.
Dissolve to next day.
TINKERBELL Nice dissolve.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - In the dim light HOOK is walking, followed by TINKERBELL, HENRY, then EMMA. They are all getting tired.
HENRY Water, water.
HOOK Rum...
TINK Pixie dust... pixie dust…
EMMA Yellow bug, yellow bug.
DISSOLVE TO: Another part of the jungle. Plants look exactly the same.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - DAY - HOOK is carrying EMMA. TINKERBELL is carrying HENRY. EMMA and HENRY are asleep. HOOK and TINKERBELL are really tired.
TINKERBELL I can't, I can't, I can't go, I can't go any further. I can't go any further.
HOOK Just one more hill to go.
TINKERBELL Nope. you said that three hills ago. I got no more left. Oh, waiter, check please. (falls down)
HOOK Must go on. Must go on. Must go on. Oh who the bloody hell am I kidding? (drops Emma then falls down)
The DINKS walk on the screen. They are mini Rumplestiltskins.
DINKS (sing) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink...
DINKS see HOOK, EMMA, TINKERBELL, and HENRY lying on the ground. They go to their aid.
HEAD DINK Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
DINKS split up and start giving water to EMMA, HOOK, TINKERBELL, and HENRY.
DINK (with Tinkerbell) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink. Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
TINKERBELL'S WINGS start flapping.
DINK Dink, dink, dink, dink.
TINKERBELL Oh, thanks little guy. (starts drinking the water)
HOOK Thank you.
DINKS Dink, dink, dink.
HOOK Did I miss something? When did we get to Oz?
HOOK, EMMA, HENRY, and TINKERBELL are being led by the DINKS to somewhere.
DINKS (sing) Dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink,
dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink,
dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink,
dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink, dink.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE – REGINA'S CARRIAGE - DAY REGINA and GRAHAM are in an open carriage. REGINA is standing up, looking through binoculars. She has a different costume with a different hairstyle.
REGINA I don't see them, Huntsman.
GRAHAM I've sent the troops on to Mermaid Lagoon, your majesty.
REGINA Good. Let's get moving.
GRAHAM Yes, ma'am. Driver, prepare to move out.
REGINA What are you preparing. You're always preparing. Just go!
GRAHAM Just go.
DRIVER Yes, sir.
GRAHAM Your majesty, shouldn't you sit down.
The cruiser takes off, and REGINA is thrown in her seat.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - DAY The DINKS are opening a secret door in the side of a tree, and lead HOOK, TINKERBELL, EMMA, and HENRY inside. They walk down a set of stairs.
INT. TEMPLE - DAY
DINKS Dink, dink, dink. Dink, dink, dink.
TINKERBELL What are they saying?
EMMA Well, it's obvious they want us to go with them.
They start walking down a tunnel with a huge statue at the end.
EMMA What is this place?
TINKERBELL It looks like Skull Rock.
EMMA Complete with giant skull.
HOOK Come on. I think we'd better follow them.
Steam starts coming out of the ears of the statue.
HENRY Uh-oh. I think we woke it up.
TINKERBELL Goodbye, folks. (turns around and starts running to the door) Let me know how it turns out.
EMMA Comeback here, Tink. We need you.
HOOK Come on, we've got to keep going, Tink.
EMMA What's gonna happen now?
HOOK Don't ask, love, maybe it won't.
TINKERBELL Well, what if it does? I don't about know about you, but I'm all for leaving. I think we ought to get outta here...
Fire comes out of the statue's eyes.
HOOK, EMMA, HENRY, & TINKERBELL Wow!
RUMPLESTILTSKIN'S VOICE Silence! Who dares enter the sacred and awesome presence of the everlasting know-it-all, Rumplestiltskin?
HOOK, EMMA, HENRY, & TINKERBELL Rumplestiltskin?
The bottom of the statue opens up. A small man with golden sparkly skin comes out.
RUMPLE You've heard of me?
HOOK (steps towards RUMPLE, his hand on his sword hilt) Aye, I bloody well have, crocodile…
EMMA (in a whisper with a hand on his arm) Hook, we agreed to do this. Stop it.
HOOK As you wish, lass… (to RUMPLE) Heard of you? Who hasn't of Rumplestiltskin?
EMMA Rumplestiltskin, the wise.
HOOK makes a gagging noise.
HENRY Rumplestiltskin, the all-powerful.
TINKERBELL Rumplestiltskin, the Dark One.
RUMPLE Please, please, don't make a fuss, dearies. I'm just plain Rumple.
HENRY But you're the one...
RUMPLE Yes, I am the keeper of a great magic. A power known throughout the universe...
TINKERBELL The force?
RUMPLE No. Magic. I said that.
HOOK, EMMA, HENRY, & TINKERBELL Magic?
RUMPLE Yes. And it always comes with a price.
He waves his hand effeminately. His hand wave is different than the one REGINA uses.
HOOK But, crocodile, what is this place? What is it that you do here?
RUMPLE Merchandising.
TINKERBELL Merchandising? What's that?
RUMPLE Merchandising, dearie. Come. I'll show. Open up this door.
DINKS open a slab in the wall. In it, is a whole bunch of "Once Upon A Time-The Movie" merchandise.
RUMPLE Ha, ha, ha, come. Walk this way. Take a look. We put the picture's name on everything. Merchandising. Merchandising. Where the real money from the movie is made. Once Upon A Time-the T-shirt, Once Upon A Time-the Coloring Book, Once Upon A Time-the Lunch box, Once Upon A Time-the Breakfast Cereal, Once Upon A Time-the Fire Ball Thrower. (turns it on)
DINKS Ooooooo.
RUMPLE The kids love this one. Last, but not least, Once Upon A Time- the Doll. (hold up a doll of himself) Me. (pulls on the string)
RUMPLESTILTSKIN DOLL Magic always comes with a price, dearie.
DINKS giggle.
RUMPLE Adorable.
WONDERLAND - INT. CORA'S BEDROOM - NIGHT - JIMINY CRICKET & JEFFERSON are in Cora's bed, covered by "Once Upon A Time - the Sheet." There is a large lump under the sheet and JIMINY CRICKET & JEFFERSON look disturbed.
KNAVE OF HEARTS appears on the wall.
KNAVE Your majesty.
JIMINY CRICKET & JEFFERSON hide under the sheet. CORA comes out from under it. She is holding a book upside-down.
CORA What is it?
KNAVE I have an urgent message from Regina. She's lost the princess.
CORA Where?
KNAVE Somewhere in the jungles of Neverland .
CORA Tell her to comb the jungle. Do you hear me? Comb the jungle.
KNAVE Yes, ma'am.
NEVERLAND - MERMAID LAGOON - DAY Six GUARDS are moving large combs across the sand. REGINA and GRAHAM are in the cruiser.
GRAHAM Your majesty?
REGINA (in bullhorn) What?
GRAHAM Are we being too literal?
REGINA (in bullhorn) No, you fool. We're following orders. We were told to comb the jungle, so we're combing it.
REGINA puts down the bullhorn and shouts to the GUARDS.
REGINA (shouts) Found anything yet?
GUARD WITH COMB Nothing yet, ma'am.
REGINA (shouts) How about you?
GUARD WITH 2ND COMB Not a thing, ma'am.
REGINA (shouts) What about you guys?
GUARD WITH MINI COMB We ain't found shit.
INT. TEMPLE - DAY - RUMPLESTILTSKIN and HOOK are standing in front the big statue. HOOK has his arms crossed against his chest.
EMMA (O.S.) Just do it, Hook.
HOOK reaches into his shirt and pulls out his medallion and shoves it at RUMPLESTILTSKIN.
HOOK It's a big mystery. None of the wise men can tell me what it means.
RUMPLE And you expect me to help you, pirate?
BELLE (O.S.) Rumple…
RUMPLE Wise men, hee hee. Wise guys, you mean. What do they know? Here, let me take a look. (he grabs the medallion) Whuck, whuck, munuck, munck, muck, muck.
HOOK Are you choking, crocodile? That would be a bloody shame.
EMMA (O.S.) I swear to God, Hook…
HOOK You can read it?
RUMPLE No, I was just imitating the noise you will make when I rip your heart out and…
HOOK draws his sword. EMMA runs on screen, takes the sword, and runs back off screen.
BELLE (O.S.) Rumple, be the bigger man. I know your heart is true…
EMMA (O.S.) Who thought this would be a good idea anyway?
TINKERBELL (O.S.) Exactly nobody.
HENRY (O.S.) Let's just hope with us all standing right here they'll get through the scene without killing each other.
BELLE (O.S.) Rumple, please just say your next line.
RUMPLE No, I was just clearing my throat. Here, let me take a look at this. Ohh, yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, of course.
HOOK You understand it?
RUMPLE Yes.
HOOK What's it say?
RUMPLE I cannot tell you that now. It will be revealed to you at the proper time.
HOOK Great. (puts the medallion back in his shirt) I should have known you'd be of no use, crocodile.
RUMPLE Oh, don't be disappointed. Back to your magic training. Today you will learn how to take a heart, and crush it. I'm sure you're familiar. I know you've witnessed it done.
HOOK I will kill you with my bare hands, you demon.
HOOK rushes at Rumple, arms outstretched, but EMMA runs on screen and tackles him to the ground. BELLE runs on and grabs RUMPLE and pulls him off screen. EMMA turns to the camera and waves her arms in front of her
EMMA Cut. Cut! We're just going to move on to the next scene. This isn't going to happen.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - NIGHT REGINA is standing next to the secret door. She can't see it because it is covered in moss. GRAHAM is telling the troops what to do.
GRAHAM Keep searching. (to Regina) It's no use, your majesty. We've searched everywhere.
REGINA Wait. I feel the presence of magic.
GRAHAM Magic?
REGINA Yes. It's coming... (closes her eyes and holds her hand out in front of her)
GRAHAM covers his heart.
REGINA ...from somewhere right...there.
GRAHAM (bushes away the moss) You're right. There's a secret entrance here. And look at this insignia, it's an R.
REGINA Rumplestiltskin. I hate Rumplestiltskin. Especially when he's with Belle.
GRAHAM I'll call the attack squad.
REGINA No, we can't go in there. Rumplestiltskin has dark magic.
GRAHAM But, don't you have magic, too?
REGINA I do, but he is far too powerful.
GRAHAM Well, how are we gonna go in there and get her?
REGINA We will not go in there. She will come out to us.
INT. TEMPLE - NIGHT EMMA is sleeping in a bed surrounded by candles.
CHARMING'S VOICE Emma. Emma, my child. Where are you?
EMMA (wakes up) Daddy?
CHARMING'S VOICE Emma, it's your father, Prince Charming. Come to me.
SNOW'S VOICE And me, your mother! I'm here too!
EMMA Daddy. Daddy, I hear you. I hear you. Where are you? (starts walking out the door)
CHARMING'S VOICE Follow my voice. Come to me. Come to me.
HENRY (wakes up) Mom, where are you going?
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - NIGHT CHARMING is standing outside in the jungle.
CHARMING Emma, come to me.
EMMA (opens the door and walks through the jungle toward Charming) Daddy, is it really you?
CHARMING Yes, my dear. I guarantee it. Would I lie?
EMMA Daddy.
HENRY walks out.
HENRY Oh, Mom, don't.
When EMMA reaches to hug CHARMING, he turns into REGINA.
EMMA Ah! Ohhhhh. (Regina puts a spell on her and she falls unconscious into Regina's arms)
GRAHAM (turns from SNOW back into himself) Fooled you. Ha, ha, ha, ha.
CLAUDE grabs HENRY and REGINA puts a spell on him too.
REGINA Take them both into the carriage. When we arrive at the palace, put the princess in my chambers. (hands her to GRAHAM)
GRAHAM Yes ma'am. (walks off screen with EMMA)
REGINA Now she is mine.
INT. TEMPLE - NIGHT - HOOK and TINKERBELL come from their room. The DINKS are dinking, "They've taken the princess."
HOOK What are they saying?
BELLE (walks onscreen) They've taken the princess.
HOOK does a double-take at her and then he and TINKERBELL run outside.
NEVERLAND JUNGLE - NIGHT - EVIL REGAL 1 takes off towards the coast. HOOK and TINKERBELL just now get out the door.
HOOK Bloody hell, we're too late.
TINKERBELL Don't worry, Hook. We'll get her back.
COAST OF NEVERLAND – JOLLY ROGER - NIGHT - HOOK and TINKERBELL are getting ready to leave.
HOOK Thanks for the repairs, Rumplestiltskin.
BELLE is dressed in a leather outfit and her face is painted gold.
BELLE AS RUMPLE You're welcome, and here. (throws a fortune cookie at Hook) Just in case you get hungry.
HOOK (catches it) What the bloody hell is this?
BELLE AS RUMPLE A fortune cookie. Remember, open it before you eat it.
HOOK Thanks. Well, we'd better get going. I wonder, we will we ever see each other again.
BELLE AS RUMPLE Who knows. God willing we'll all meet again in Once Upon A Time II: The Search for A Big Bad Not Related To Anybody. Good-bye, Hook.
HOOK Good-bye, Rumplestiltskin.
HOOK and BELLE AS RUMPLE shake hands.
HOOK Wish me luck.
DINKS Dink, dink.
HOOK and TINKERBELL climb aboard the JOLLY ROGER. It starts up and sets off into the ocean.
INT. REGINA'S CASTLE – REGINA'S ROOM - REGINA is apparently talking to EMMA.
REGINA So, Princess Emma. At last, I have you in my clutches. To have my way with you. The way I want to.
She is playing with dolls.
REGINA (imitating Emma) No. No, please, leave me alone. (normal voice) No you are mine. (imitating Hook) Not so fast, my sultry queen. (normal voice) Hook. (imitating Hook) Aye, it's me. I'm here to save my girlfriend. Hello, darling. (normal voice) Now you are going to die. (imitating Hook) Oh, oh, ohhhh. (imitating Tinkerbell) Hey, what did you do to my friend? (normal voice) The same thing I'm going to do to you, fairy. (imitating Tinkerbell) Oh, ohhh. (normal voice) And you, I will keep. But go to your room right now. (imitating Henry) Oh, ok. (normal voice) Now, Princess Emma, at last we are alone. (imitating Emma) No, no, I hate you. I hate you. I hate you. Leave me alone...yet, I find you strangely attractive. (Regina voice) Of course you do. Anger and hatred always mask an underlying sexual tension. You want me, you know you want me. (imitating Emma) No, leave me alone. (normal voice) No, kiss me. (imitating Emma) No, yes, no, yes, yes, no, no, ah, oh, oh, oh, ah, ohh, I'll never go back to men again.
GRAHAM opens the door behind her.
GRAHAM Your majesty.
REGINA (holds all the dolls out of Graham's sight) What?
GRAHAM You're needed in the throne room, ma'am.
REGINA Knock on my door. Knock next time.
GRAHAM Yes, your majesty.
REGINA Did you see anything?
GRAHAM No, ma'am. I didn't see you playing with your dolls again.
REGINA Good.
Thank you, again, to OnceUponSomeChaos for betaing and giving me some great ideas.