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Chapter 2, Leave me be
Further off in the forest a second fight was taking place, this one between two men who stood over the body of a dead man.
The shorter of the two, by only a few centimetres mind you, was cursing like a sailor, his hands gesturing wildly as he tried to get his point across to the man standing in front of him.
"All I'm saying, Kakuzu, is that we could finish all this fucked up shit quicker if we didn't have to lug that fat assholes corpse around where ever we went!"
The man, Kakuzu, shook his head, "No." he said nothing else as his partner went into another angry tirade about using dead bodies for money, especially when they started to stink.
"Shut up Hidan!" Hidan stared at Kakuzu, before his next outburst, "What the fuck did you say! Why the hell should I listen to you! I sh-" Before Hidan could say another word Kakuzu's threads had come to life, one of them pierced Hidans lip and began to stitch, a few minutes later the thread snapped and left Hidan mumbling through the stitches binding his lips together.
Kakuzu still hadnt moved, his body was as still as stone, you could practically see his muscles bunching in anticipation.
"Someone's coming." This at least got Hidan's attention, "mmmm mm mmm?" This translated as; 'Someone's coming?' Just a few seconds later and the two missing nin were rewarded with the rustling of the bushes closest to them, and out stepped a boy, who had a terrible taste in clothing.
If Hidans mouth had not been stitched closed, his jaw would have been resting on the floor right now, due to the boy's lack of commen sense and style.
Kakuzu did nothing, prefering for the enemy to make the first move, for if you were a missing nin even a child is an enemy.
Naruto couldn't remember what had happened, all he remembered was fighting with Kyuubi, and suddenly his memory was blank like someone had taken his brain and dunked it in a vat of bleach.
All he knew for sure is that he was a lot further from the village than he had been before, and like it or not, that was a bit of a blessing.
And he carried on thinking this until he realised he was not alone in the clearing, for not two metres in front of him were two men and one dead body, that stank.
Naruto almost screamed in fright, I mean you would too if you saw two men who looked to be straight out of a horror movie standing over an overripe corpse, looking at you as if you were their next victim.
One of the men, with white hair and red eyes, kind of reminded him of the time he had seen an albino ferret, if not for the fur and the ferret part they could have been brothers!
All of these things were flashing through Naruto's head at the speed of light, well that is they were until they were pulled over for speeding, driving under the influence and reckless driving and given a rather heavy fine. Thus all Naruto's thoughts ground to a halt, and all he could say was, "Hi im Naruto and im going to be Hokage!" It was a reflex action, if there is nothing to say you say that, problem solved.
The second man, the one with eyes as green as money, well paper money, the stuff you see on cartoons and wavy stitches that flew around looking intimidating, shrugged. "Good for you."
And with that said he picked up the smelly dead guy and walked off, a tentacle stitchy thing reaching back and warpping around ferret mans neck, pulling him along like a dog on a leash.
Ferret man looked angry, but when he tried to send a scathing retort back at his friend he remembered the stitches through his lip.
Sparing no thought for the pain he reached up a hand and ripped the thread right through the skin of his lip, and said in a loud angry voice, "Who the fuck do you think you are Kakuzu! The fucking Kage or something! Let me go before I send your soul to Jashin-sama begging for mercy!"
Money man, now named Kakuzu, unwound the tentacle from ferret mans neck and dropped him face first in a puddle of foul smelling mud.
Naruto was still rooted to the spot by the time they had dissapeared into the forest, when his brain finally rebooted it came to a conclusion, those men were ninja, awesome, cool, butt kicking ninja! They would teach him cool jutsus and everything!
And with that Naruto followed them into the forest, heedless of his teammates calling out his name about 20 metres behind.
"Kakuzu. Hey Kakuzu! KAKUZU!!" The money loving man turned on his partner with a snarl, "What, Hidan?"
The white haired Jashinist frowened in thought, "That kid looked familier, you sure we havent seen that brat round here before?"
Kakuzu almost stabbed a kunei through all five hearts in exasperation, "Hidan we havent even been here before!"
Then something hit him, no really something had hit him, looking around he saw Hidans hand in front of his face. "Earth to Kakuzu." Scowling in annoyance at his partner he brushed the hand away quickly and began to rummage through his pockets.
"Where the hell is that bloody photo!?" Suddenly a small photo is shoved under Kakuzus nose, inside the picture was a blonde boy with a foxy smile, and three whisker marks on each cheek, above that, scrawled in Hidans messy handwriting was; Uzumaki Naruto, Kyuubi jinchuuriki.
Kakuzu turned around in panic, and ran back to the clearing they had just vacated, searching for the boy who was the Kyuubi container. "Hey Kakuzu, what the fuck you doin, come on we gotta go"
Kakuzu never looked at his partner but continued to search desperately for his next meal ticket\source of income. "Don't be an idiot Hidan, that boy in the picture is the Kyuubi jinchuuriki!" The smelly body of some ninja was lying forgotten, and decomposing, on the floor as both missing nin searched the clearing like men possesed.
AN, Sorry for leaving it like this, but I just started grade 11 I barely have any time, hopefully I can update soon, also sorry if you are displeased with my two Akatsuki choices, but Hidan and Kakuzu are my favourites next to Deidara and Akasuna no Sasori. Im an Akatsuki nut. Yeah!