"This is just another tale of ninjas, robots, sex, violence, and explosions, nothing to fancy or complicated." -SupahFish™

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.

Chapter One

Our story starts out with a boy named Naruto Uzumaki, a Konohagakure ninja, who is about to receive a chance of a lifetime. Naruto was walking down the city streets, and thought to himself:

"Man, it's been really boring around here since granny Tsunade became Hokage..."

A while later, he saw his friend Rock Lee standing on a bridge, staring at the river. "Hey, Lee! What's up bushy-brow?" Naruto asked. "Huh? Hey, Naruto, it is you! What is up with you?" Lee responded. "Oh, nothing... Hey, surgery went well, I'm guessing?" Naruto asked as he ran over to Lee. "Yes, but I will have a bit of a limp for a little while," Lee said as he held his thumb up and grinned widely with his over-enthusiasm.

Just then, a black haired child heard the conversation and walked over to see the two conversing about recent events.

"Yo, what're you two talkin' about?"

"Huh? Hey, what's up, Sasuke?" the blonde said with excitement, "What're you doin' here?"

"Oh, I got this in the mail this morning and I was about to read it here. I had no original intention of meeting you guys, though," the Uchiha stated.

"Oh wow, why does that not make me feel good inside?" Naruto sarcastically stated.

"Whatev, let's just see what it says," Sasuke said, as if he had no interest in Naruto's statement.

ATTENTION ALL SHINOBI

THE GREAT SINNOH JEWEL HUNT WILL BEGIN IN 1 WEEK. ALL CONTESTANTS MUST SIGN UP TOMORROW AT 12:00 P.M. EACH TEAM MUST CONTAIN AT LEAST THREE PEOPLE OF A.N.B.U., JONIN OR CHUNIN RANK, ALL GENIN COMPETITORS MUST GAIN APPROVAL BY THEIR JONIN INSTRUCTORS FIRST AND MUST GET THEM TO SIGN A RELEASE FORM. THE REWARD FOR BRINGING THE JEWEL BACK TO THE STARTING POINT IS THE JEWELS WORTH IN MONEY WHICH IS ESTIMATED TO BE ABOUT OR $1,000,000,000,000. THE CONTEST ONLY HAPPENS ONCE EVERY 100 YEARS, SO BE PREPARED. (WARNING: CRIMINALS WILL BE TREATED AS REGULAR CONTESTANTS, NO MATTER HOW SEVERE THE CRIME, BE EXTREMELY CAUTIOUS)

"Well, Sasuke, are you going to do it? If so, who're you gonna take?" the blonde asked.

"I could get stronger doing this, and who knows.. Itachi might just participate. Yeah, I can't pass up this opportunity..." the Uchiha thought in excitement.

"I guess. 'Got nothin' better to do and I guess I'll take you guys, if you want, of course..." he replied lazily.

"Sure, I'll go! This could be really good for training!" said Naruto with great confidence.

"I will go to, As a matter of fact, if we cannot win, then I will run 50,000 laps around the Leaf Village on stilts!" Lee said with his fist clenched and fire in his eyes.

"Right, then make sure you show up, tomorrow, and don't forget to ask Guy-sensei for permission," said Sasuke in a smart tone.

"Oh, o-of course," Lee responded. Over the next few days, they trained and prepared as much as they possibly could, whether it was buying medicine or sparring with their fellow ninja.

Alas, the day of the competition came and the three were pumped and ready for anything.

"Welcome to the Sinnoh Jewel Competition!" the P.A. system exclaimed to all of the team's teleporting machines.

"We shall begin immediately. What you probably see in front of you are teleporting machines that will teleport you to the place on your received map with your team number!"

"OK. Hey Sasuke, look! We're team seven! What a coincidence, eh?" Naruto chuckled.

"I guess so..." Sasuke said not caring.

"Ready..." the P.A. system said in a suspenseful tone.

"Set..." it said again, this time it was so full of suspense that the three could literally hear their own hearts beat.

".................." it went on for ten straight seconds, the team was shocked by the P.A.'s silence, but soon realized that it was just a facade by the announcer to cause people to mess up. The team was now as focused as ever, since they only had one chance to get in the teleporters. Five seconds after the announcer says go, they'd close up, impossible to open for another 100 years.

"............GO!" the team dashed in, Sasuke first, then Lee and lastly, Naruto. They were sure that many of the teams were blundered up by the ten-second silence, but were thankful that they made it. However..they wouldn't teleport!

The team was baffled at this predicament, but Sasuke had an idea. He noticed that the power was running very low and didn't have the capability to teleport three people at the same time. They were all scared that they would all be morphed together—the pods were very old, just to add insult to injury. It was only natural that they were all skeptical of Sasuke's idea. I could just worsen that possibility for them. Sasuke quickly made three hand seals, Ox, Rabbit, and Monkey, and suddenly his left palm electrified with chakra.

"Lee, open up the power chamber!" Sasuke said impatiently. Lee pondered why the creators of such a device would place direct contact to the wiring of the machine right in the chamber of it, but he had no time to complain so he quickly opened up the latch on the floor and backed up as the Uchiha slammed his electrified hand down on to the wires.

"CHIDORI!!!" he screamed as the electric chakra concentrated to his hand, and filled the machine with unbelievable amounts of power. Naruto watched as the power skyrocketed, pushed Sasuke away when he was done, and closed the hatch.

"GET READY!" he yelled in excitement and fear for the outcome of the teleportation process. They all suddenly disappeared, traveling to their pre-located destination at near-light speed. What was left was for them to arrive at the said location.