Disclaimer: I dont own the characters, only the plot so please do not steal it. And if you do at least tell me before hand. It is only polite. Dolxe is authorized to translated in spanish so she is clear.

Warning: This is SLASH so if you don't like it do not read it. I don't will be held responsable for any kind of neurosis, psicosis or something related. You don't know me in person for me to afect you in that way. It also contain cursing, and so on.

Pairings: Marcus/Harry; Rodolphus/Rabastan; Blaise/Draco.

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All was chaos for a time, thaw it seem a eternity of confusion, people talking at the seamed time making no sense at all until a thunder went indoors

-Ok people, calm down…breath- said the silky voice of Blaise Zabini. Everyone –with the exception of Snape and Lucius because they were always calm and Luna because she was simply…Luna- had no other thing to do than obey like puppies to its trainer.

-Good, know that all of you have stopped acting like a bunch of Hufflepufs- was the sarcastic reply of one irked potion master only to be awarded by a bunch of 'heys' and 'not fair' lucky for Snape Siruis was still pass out accompanying the Dark Lord in the gracious mercies of Morfeo – we can think what was wrong, and how Potter could make this…this

-Moving on, before Snape pop out a vessel let's back track.

-Oh no Potter! I will not travel to the past just so we can figure it out where you messed it up- exclaimed a very vexed Draco Malfoy.

-Calm down Draco, I not planned for all of us to go to the past, what I mean was…dare I say It? Think what went wrong….

-Ok, we were battling for our lives against one evil, megalomaniac, and slightly crazy Dark Lord…

-Slightly is an understatement Rab, he was in the right path to a mental institution without stops

-That aside, we were battling, each trying to save themselves when a light flood the battlefield, a scream, and then each of us activated our own portkey that drop us in this…where are we exactly Lucius?

-In a chateau in France- was the nonchalant response of Lord Malfoy while said Lord inspected his nails, after all we can have a Malfoy with broken nails in was in The Code, and The Code needed to be respected not matter the situation- also applied in sex.

-I am surrounded by a bunch of immature brats- whisper Snape levitating his late master out of the room, the last thing he wanted was an irritated AND hormonal Dark Lord if before Tom had temper fits he did not want to be present now with him in the room. With the Dark Lord and the Potion Master out of the way and Sirius pass out in the couch- because a Black just don't pass out in the floor- the others move to Lucius studio to discuss how in the seven hells did all this happened.

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Severus navigated the maze that was the chateau of the Malfoy's until he was in one of the only room that had furniture

-Let's just pray that whatever that Potter did this time would not caused more trouble latter.- said a very tired and very resigned Severus. He truly was too old for this type of things, and knowing Harry it will only turn worse before it all became peaceful.

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While Severus Snape had his moment of angst the others were trying to think what went wrong. Of course with Harry Potter as company everything could and would go wrong it was one of those laws of the universe.

-Ok Lucius, now that each of us has a coup of brandy what are the big news that made you and Severus pale?- ask a very compose Harry Potter, at this moment the shock that Tom was alive had not left him so it was good time as any to drop the bomb.

-It seemed Mr. Potter that your magic interferes somehow with the ritual. - said Lucius a frown marring his features. Draco could tell that his father was trying to choose his words carefully and tactfully, he only did that when bad news were about to be said.

Harry repress a sight, it had been years since he and Lucius had been in more than amicable terms but Lucius still call him Mr. Potter when bad news were in the horizon, it was a nervous tick; but of course you never said that to a Malfoy because they did not have ticks even nervous ones.

-Lucius, how bad are things?- was the half question half whisper of Harry almost nervous of the answer. Knowing his luck it will not sit well with him.

-The ritual that the Dark Lord made in your forth year mix with the horocux, and the ritual that you did somehow bond you and him.

At those words everyone look at Lucius with disbelieving eyes. If it had not been for his pureblood training and The Code he could have been in the floor laughing at the expressions in the faces of his son, his son friends and his own comrades. At the silence than follow Luna could only smile. Really they were silly

-He means that you adopted Tom as your brother silly- come the dreamy and peacefully voice of Luna

-Hold on your horses- said a very shocked Harry- Are you saying that I have a brother now?

-Clearly Potter you need to wash your ears. Does my father need to spell it for you? - asked Draco after taking one sip of his brandy

-I am sorry but it is a shock to find out that your worst enemy and the one that had made my life hell is not only my new brother but also young and looking like me! And now that we are in that how is that snake-face ended up looking like me. Last time I saw a young Tom Riddle he did not look like me AT ALL!

It was official that Harry was having a breakdown, meltdown and hyperventilating all in once. Not a good thing if you mix magic to the equation. Not good at all.

-I left for one minute and you manage to do what the Dark Lord could not. Really Lucius one could think that you at least would maintaining him with life a little longer. - came the cold voice of Snape

-The boy could not assimilate the fact that the pain in the ass more common known as Tom Riddle is now his brother. Twin brother by the look of things- was the simple reply of Draco. As if they did not have an almost catatonic Harry Potter on the carpet

-About that, how it come to be? - ask a very confused Rodolphus. This things were not his thing, not were Rabastan's

-It seem that by whatever magic Harry used, mixed up with the rituals Tom made before and after his resurrection made for him to return to the age of his first horocux, which is the same age as Harry and because of the blood he took the appearance of our dear and only savior.

Harry hear everything that was been said by the ex-death eaters, but the only thing that he could concentrate so far was that he had a brother, a twin brother and said brother was his nemesis. Oh joy. Why the fates hate him so? Just when thinks would finally be normal, or as normal as there could be for him and the others, he manages to gain a brother. He just hope that his new brother had some resemblance of sanity, if not he would kill him and the rest be damn. He had had enough of people trying to taking over the word, if the other wanted to do it, fine but he was going to take a looong vacations far away from anything that resemble magic, or crazy. And he was not exaggerating thank you very much.

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It took a week to wake up Harry from his daze, and even after that he was still whispering about crazy new brothers, long vacations, the Bermudas and crazy people. It truly was sad, but they could not blame him. In their minds the boy had resisted too much with the old coot and a crazy megalomaniac serpent to truly be ok on the head.

Tom had not awaken either, and Sirius…well let's just say that the poor man was regretting ever escape Azkaban. They were trying to decide where they could go when it happened.

-What is that blasted sound? - come the exasperated voice of Blaise. He was not all composed. But that is normal after living with crazy and emotional scared people. And he lived with the worst of the bunch.

-That would be the wards that I put in the bedroom our guest is resting. He is awake.

The second those words left Severus lips silence reign in the room, nobody moved, and Rabastan could have swore that some stop breathing.

-Well, you don't expect that this problem will resolve itself, do you?

-Of course not- was the indignant response of Harry, -I just…can someone explain it to him?

Everyone keeps staring at Harry as if he was idiot or just plain crazy- which was not so far from the truth.

-It just that I don't want to face him yet.

-I'll do it-said Luna popping out of nowhere. How did she do that was anyone guess. And with that she skips merrily to face the big bag lord.

When the shock had recess all ayes turn once again to Harry.

-Shame on you Potter – said Blaise with another coup of brandy. They were trying to make him alcoholic.

-How could you send a child to her death? - was the shocking question of Draco

-Come on, Tom would never harm Luna… I hope- was the whispered response

No one move until a second latter, when everybody move to where Tom was located and when they arrived there they saw a happy, content and more important ALIVE Luna talking merrily with the most feared man of all known universe. And no, I am not exaggerating.

Very cautiously, as if nearing an injured animal Harry came step by step until he was in a viewing point.

-Hello there little brother- come the response of Tom accompanying with a smile that promise nothing good. Harry just knew this was going to be a very exhausting existence.-So where are we going.

-I know. How about Cancun-Exclaimed a very excited Luna

-And why Luna dear? - asked Lucius with a hint of fear.

-Because is spring break silly- came the ever calm response. Sometimes they thought that she could be in a hurricane and she would response the same.

-I am sorry Luna dear, but you see the sun and my skin does not go well- was the response of the random thought of Luna.

-Everyone is crazy in this house- said a very exasperated Blaise. Yep being with them was affecting him

Tom simply watches the interactions of this very singular group with a smile in his face. For the first time since he could remember he fell content and now thanks to the foolishness of certain raven head he had a family .Dysfunctional and crazy that was granted, but a family none the less. Besides he was no longer crazy with an obsession to take over the world, and if he ever had that felling again he could always convince his new brother to aid him. Something told him that would be more fun.

Once again a thunder went indoors, and all the attention went to Lucius. After making more than one deaf, they really should think in a better way to capture someone attention than making the sound of a thunder with their wands.

-I have an idea where we could go…

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Yay I broke my record. Hating my mother paid well. As usual treats, rotten eggs, critisisim (good, bad, neutral all will end in the trash), bombs, ideas, etc R&R