And here is the beginning of the story...we is excited (and yes the bad grammar was intentional)
Turning to Gus, Shawn questioned,″ Gus, why aren't you voicing your opinion on this fantastical discov-″ he broke off as Jules approached,″hi Jules. You a fan of the delicious flavor?″
″Hey Shawn. So what are you guys doing here?″replied Jules a smile tugging at the corners of her lips.
″Oh, just picking up the consulting fee for the last case.″
Gus rolling his eyes as Shawn and Juliet's antics quietly muttered something about getting back onto his route. Shawn spotting Lassie promptly sauntered over to the head detective and shoved a pineapple into his face at the same time he nearly shouted,″ Lassie do you know what this is!″
Enraged Lassiter hissed,″ Spencer get that pineapple out of my face.″
Smirking Shawn stated in an exasperated tone,″ Lassie, the pineapple is not in your face it is in my hand.″
Shouting in an all to familiar tone,″SPENCER!″ Lassiter then proceeded to chase the pseudo psychic around the bullpen, determined to 'capture' the pineapple.
The surprisingly fast eccentric shouted over his shoulder,″ Lassie, violence is never the answer″ and when Lassie continued his pursuit Shawn shouted,″ GUS!″
Rolling his eyes Gus calmly told his life long friend,″ Shawn this is your own fault you need to know that Lassie does not appreciate pineapple being shoved in his face.″
Seeing a way to quickly end the confusion Jules announced,″ look Carlton, an antique gun show is happening across town, the first fifteen people in line get free tickets. It starts in 20 minutes, if you leave right now and maybe use your siren you just might arrive in time.″
Lassiter, his quarrel with Spencer forgotten looked up at Jules and stated,″ O'Hara, don't you kid with me, this is a serious matter.″ Smiling Jules pointed at the advertisement McNab had just pinned to the bulletin board. Quickly grabbing his keys Lassiter ran out the door as Shawn shouted after him,″ that's right run while you can!″
″Spencer we will finish this later.″
Jules handed Shawn a pineapple smoothie she had picked up early that day to distract his hyperactive mind ,and Gus seizing the opportunity followed Lassiter out the door, besides the gun exhibit had a room devoted to Civil War medicine he had planned to check out.
Sighing in relief Jules quickly grabbed Shawn's arm mentioning something about a special showing of Grease at the local movie theater.
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