Scene: Dorian is on the phone with the social worker from the hospital and David is making faces at the baby girl in carrier.
Dorian: Thank you sally for all your help. (Hangs up)
David: So, what did she say?
Dorian: She said, that she would have someone pick up the baby, but she's swamped today it'll have to be tomorrow.
David: tomorrow! What are we supposed to do until then? I don't know how to take care of a kid, do you?
Dorian: well, I'm around Starr and Jack all the time.
David: Yeah you're the perfect aunt until bodily fluids are involved, and then you turn it over to Heidi or Blair. Heidi is off tonight and Blair is in Savannah. So what are we going to do when the kid needs her diaper changed?
Just then the baby starts to cry. David and Dorian look at each other.
Dorian: we'll just I've have to wing it. Now bring be the baby.
Dorian takes a diaper out of the bag that was left with the baby and looks at it awkwardly and spreads a blanket on the desk. David picks up the baby and holds her out away from him and sets her on the desk.
Dorian: David it's not going to bite.
David: You never know.
Dorian gives him a look as David and Dorian fumble with the Diaper River walks in and peeks into the living room. He goes into hysterics, David and Dorian turn around quickly.
River: This is classic, what are you doing?
David: we're taking care of a baby and we're doing a damn good job, if I do say so my self.
River: Oh yeah, than why is the diaper on backward.
David: (he points to Dorian) she did it.
Dorian slaps him up side the head and gives him a look.
River: (As he's fixes the diaper) this baby can't be more than a few weeks old, where did she come from.Dorian: we actually don't know, she was left on our doorstep.
River: This kid never had a chance. There she's clean, hold her and I'll go and heat up some formula that was left over from Jack. (He hands the baby to Dorian she looks at the baby lovely.)
To be continued