"Cosima?" Delphine called, "Cosima where are you now?!"
"Pizza!" Cosima called.
"What?" Delphine had heard what the woman had said, but it was still confusing. The tall blonde walked over to their cluttered table and pulled the cardboard lid up, finding her shortened partner holding up a slice of salami triumphantly.
"Fooood!"
Delphine laughed, "Well this is one way to get you to stop eating so much."
"Om nom nom," Was Cosima's only reply as she pulled a chunk of pizza base off and bit some of the meat, then a bit of base, "You know, a single pizza will go a lot further now, think of all the money we could save!"
"Finding the silver lightning to the situation?"
"Lining," Cosima corrected, "And actually, I suppose it's not so bad, there are perks to being incredibly small."
"Like crawling into pizza boxes?"
"Uh huh!" Cosima replied before stuffing as much into her mouth as she could.
"Alright well…" Delphine reached down and scooped Cosima into her hand, knocking her legs out from under her but catching her in the palm of her hand.
"Oof! Hey! No, foooooood!" Cosima whined, trying to get back to the pizza.
"Geez Cosima what were doing? Swimming in it? You're all greasy!"
"I may have fallen in it," Cosima mumbled.
"Fallen- Okay you are having a shower before we go," Delphine said, carrying Cosima away from the table- away from the pizza.
"Go? Hang on I can't have a shower! I'll get washed down the drain!"
"I'm not going to let you drown Cosima, please have some faith in me," Delphine replied, and grabbed a glass, putting it horizontally for Cosima to walk into before very slowly and carefully tipping it upright.
"Okay so what am I doing here exactly?"
"Be careful ma Cherie, I'm going to add water."
"Wh-Oh, Okay," Cosima braced herself as Delphine tilted the cup again so the water wouldn't land on top of her as she filled the glass with enough water to come up to Cosima's waist, "This is really weird."
"It's even weirder from here. I'm looking at a teeny tiny naked Cosima, who is apparently not bothered by this at all. It's a real mind bender, not to mention how you ended up that way."
"Meh, you've seen me naked many times," Cosima shrugged, dunking herself down into the water for a moment.
"Yes, and you are so unself-conscious, it…"
"Well I'm proud of my body," Cosima explained, "why wouldn't I want to show it off? Can you pass me the soap?"
"Sure…" Delphine walked into the bathroom and grabbed the bar of soap from the shower and used tweezers from behind the bathroom mirror to cut out a small little block for her now miniature girlfriend. Coming back to the table she dropped the soap into the water.
It really was bizarre, Delphine thought, to be watching Cosima shower- or rather, bath, in a glass, standing at maybe not even a tenth of her original height. And despite her earlier panic, she was now totally calm now that she wasn't alone. But while Cosima might have calmed down, Delphine was still reeling, somehow the woman had become an inch and a half tall overnight and she was taking a bath in a drinking glass… Even if she wanted to tell someone of the bizarre occurrence, they'd think she was insane!
"Enjoying yourself Delphine?" Cosima teased, almost swimming around in the glass, "I'm clean, can I get out now?"
"Oh," Delphine snapped out of her daze, "Yes of course," She grabbed the glass, rocking Cosima's world as she walked and carefully poured out the water- and Cosima.
"Weeeeee!" Cosima shot out the end of the glass with a giant smile, "That was like going down a waterslide! I wanna do that again!"
Delphine chuckled and placed a tea towel down on a dry patch of the sink, "Just dry yourself off so we can go and get you some clothes."
"Why? You wanna cover this up?" Cosima teased and turned around, wiggling her butt at Delphine.
"Oh mon dieu Cosima!" Delphine threw a corner of the cloth over Cosima and grabbed her bag off of back of the chair and slung it over her shoulder, "Just dry yourself off…"
Cosima pulled at the cloth and dried herself as she would normally, it wasn't that difficult, in fact when one spot got too damp, she had an abundance of tea towel to move along till she felt sufficiently dry. It was great!
"Alright, come on now let's go. Otherwise I'll be late for work."
"Okay okay," Cosima was comfortably seated in the little towel-mahal that she had made for herself and didn't really want to leave the warm cocoon she had created for herself.
"Cosima," Delphine warned, "I will leave you here if you don't get out."
"Coming!" Cosima squeaked, rushing out of the fabric as fast as she could.
Once again, Delphine put her hand out for the miniature woman to walk onto, "Where am I going to put you…"
"Hair?" Cosima asked hopefully with a grin that fell as soon as she saw Delphine's glare, "Or not."
"Just find a way to balance yourself on my shoulder or I'll put you in my handbag."
"But Delphine you have scissors in your bag! And God knows what else!"
"So I guess you'll find a way to sit still then won't you?" The blonde teased.
Cosima grumbled, hoisting herself into a comfortable position and as casually as possible holding onto a lock of silky hair, for balance of course.
Just as Delphine was walking to the door, someone knocked.
"Someone's coming," Delphine whispered, trying to think of where she could put her girlfriend where she wouldn't be spotted, get lost or stuck. Cosima pushed off, sliding down the woman's collarbone and over her chest, "Cosima what are you-"
"Shhh!" Cosima replied, catching the edge of Delphine's bra to stop her fall and hoisting herself into the cup, moulding her body into the curve of the soft flesh.
"Cosima!" Delphine chastised, "Now is really not the time!" She pulled her shirt forward and tried to remove the woman.
"Hello?" A voice called from the other side of the door.
"Just a second!" Delphine called out.
"Mmmm… Boob," Cosima hummed, wiggling until she was able to spread her arms out around Delphine's breast.
"Shush!" Delphine wacked Cosima, giving up trying to pull her out, "Stop moving! What are you even doing? Are you- Are you rubbing your face against me?" Delphine whispered. As she moved to the door, "Be still!" She hissed as a warning before opening the door, "Oh you are in so much trouble…"
"Hi."
"Oh hi Sarah, what… what are you doing here?"
"Oh, yeah…. I was actually looking for Cos, she around? I mean this is her apartment."
"Sorry, she's not uh, not accessible right now." Delphine replied and she could feel Cosima shaking as she tried not to laugh.
Sarah looked at her wearily, "Then who were you talking to?"
"No one."
"But I heard you…" Sarah then shook her head, "Nevermind, I don't care, just tell Cos I checked by," Sarah said and then shoved her hands in her pockets and walked away.
Delphine wasn't entirely sure what had just happened as she watched Sarah leave, but she didn't have time to dwell on it.