Seymour's Bright Idea

By Nardo T. Icarus

Disclaimer: Nardo owns nothing

*** THE NEXT DAY!!!!! ***

And so, Seymour returned, keeping his promise to Yuna and the others. He was about to knock on Wakka's door, when he found a note. The note said:

Dear Whoever,

Went to the Bikanel desert for no reason whatsoever. Don't worry, we'll be back later, ya? We need to go to the desert, because it is an important business trip – a Blitzball business trip. If we don't go to this business trip, we'll be broke for life, ya? Would you like that to happen? What if it happened to YOU? Didn't think so. So pack your s*** and get away from my door, ya?!

Sincerely,

Wakka

P.S.: If you're Seymour, you owe Yuna a strawberry ice cream cone. 'Kay, thanks, bye.

Upon reading the letter, Seymour realized that Wakka was making it up as he went along. Unconvinced and unamused, he proceeded to bang on Wakka's door. "OPEN THE DOOR WAKKA! THIS IS THE COPS!"

"Besaid Police don't sound like that, you nimrod," countered Wakka, who started to wonder if there even WAS a police force in Besaid, but then he remembered the Crusaders' tent across the street and how they could probably form a police force, considering Sin had been dead for eight years.

"I'm going to destroy the planet," said Seymour, changing his story completely.

"You can't destroy the planet," said Wakka.

"With Meteo," added Seymour.

Wakka corrected him, "Meteor?"

"The very same," ensured Seymour.

Wakka kicked the door wide open, which would've hit Seymour clear in the face, had he not jumped back at the last millisecond. "F*** YOU, M***AF***A," screamed Wakka, for all of Besaid and possibly part of Kilika to hear.

Lulu's face turned beat red with embarrassment, as well as anger, "Wakka, have you forgotten that we have a six-year-old child living in the house," she yelled.

"And let's not forget the REST of Besaid's youths," added Seymour.

"Yeah, go bother Auron," advised Wakka, as he closed the door in Seymour's face.

Next time, Seymour receives many death threats from a certain sword-toting zombie man.