Disclaimer: Je ne possede pas Twlight. if you have not realized the joys of learning French
Hey! This is my second chapter. Hope you like! Review please.
Bella, Edward, Alice. (Bella and Edward are hunting in the woods.)
Omigosh Eddwardnshniffle?
Eddwardnshniffle?
No, that's YOUR name.
Oh.
So I was thinking.
Oh, Lord. Here we go with these notes again.
Shhh! I'm talking here!
Well, actually, love, I'd like to point out that we are writing, not in actuality talking.
Bella?
I'm sorry, I'll write these notes if it makes you happy.
Weeeeeeeeeee!!
Okay, so I was thinking, you know how we have lots of money and you like to buy me stuffz but I hate that and such?
Yes. I recall.
I was thinking that you could buy me something if you wanted.
Buy you something? Who are you? Where is Bella? What have you done with her?
I want a present. A PRESENTTTTTT!!111!!11!!11
Alright! What would you like?
Oh! Um, I don't' know. Oh McGrizzlies! I know what I want!!
And that would be?
STATIONARY!!
Let me guess. For writing notes. Am I correct?
Oh, schizophrenia. You guessed it. BUT I WANT PINK STATIONARY.
Pink?
AND FRILLY!!
Frilly??
WITH LACE!!
I'm sorry?
And I want to go to Victoria's Secret!
Shouldn't you ask Alice to take you there? I'm sure she would love that.
EDWARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!!11!!1!!1 I lurrrrrrrrrrrrrv youuuuuu!! Pookie face!! MWah!!
Bella?? There is no way this is Bella. Is this...is this Alice?
Mwahahahahahahahahahahah!
But how...? Oh, Lord help me.
ZARFINA!
So, to anybody who didn't understand that (even though I thought it was pretty clear, but just in case), Alice and Zarfina conspired to make Edward think Alice was Bella, hence Alice's handwriting suddenly appearing at the end.
Cuz that OBVI wasn't Bella talking. :-D