The Letter Collection:
Summary: A collection of letters detailing character thoughts and so on, from angst to humour and all that in between. Mainly Sakura centric. Request characters/pairings please.
Tsumii: Hey so this was a really fast update because I'm at work with nothing to do and I got a request for Gaara/Sakura. Not sure if this one turned out as well as I wanted it to but hopefully you all enjoy!
To: Sakura
From: Gaara
Genre: Romance/Humour
Summary: Well Sakura is damn well going to marry Mr. Sabaku No Gaara even if he has to talk and discuss "feelings". Luckily Naruto's been giving him some pretty good advice!
Dear Haruno Sakura,
I have been thinking about this for quite sometime. As the Kazekage I have certain obligations that I am expected to live up to. Finding a wife who is strong enough to stand by my side is one of them. I have been speaking to Naruto about this and he and I have come to the conclusion that you are in fact wife material or as he put it "totally smoking, have you seen that ass?" So this letter has been written as my way of saying you are going to marry me.
See it's like this; you make really good cookies, the best I've ever had. These cookies are so delicious that I had to buy a cookie jar because I now have to save them for special occasions because of the deliciousness of these treats. I don't know how you manage to make the chocolate melt inside my mouth or how the cookie crumbles so softly but only when you bite its tender skin. I'm not really sure how you always seem to bake it to the perfect degree so that there's not a burnt cookie in the bunch or how even after saving them in my jar for weeks on end they still taste like they were made that day. All I know is you are going to marry me and you are going to make me those cookies every day.
But it's not just your cookies that are good.
See it's like this; you have really nice hair, a shade that compliments mine quite nicely. I don't really know how you were born with such a cotton candy pink, I mean I used to think you dyed it until that night I saw your I don't know the word for it but Naruto calls it "punani". I don't really know how you make it so soft either. I tried every shampoo imaginable to make mine like that but nothing comes close to the almost silk like texture of your hair. And how do you make it smell like cherry blossoms with a hint of strawberry and vanilla? Do you just have really good air freshener buried in your head or something since it's really not natural, maybe you're part plant. All I know is you are going to marry me and you are going to tell me the secret to healthy looking hair.
But it's not just your hair that is nice.
See it's like this; you are a really skilled kunoichi, the most talented medical nin I've ever seen. I know you learned from Hokage-sama and all but seriously you've already surpassed her and you're only twenty. How does that happen? I'm not really sure how you're able to concentrate charka like that either. Like that time you broke Naruto's ribs because he said you should have a threesome with Hinata and him. That's another thing why didn't you want to train in a threesome with Naruto and Hinata? That could really improve your stamina and you might learn some new skills. But your power is very impressive, so impressive that you make it very hard for me not to kill the sons of bitches who want to steal you away just because they need you to heal some bastard they know. You're really troublesome when you get in situations like that. I want to protect you but I don't understand why you keep thinking you should be on missions instead of in my house. All I know is that you are going to marry me and be chained to my bed for all eternity.
But it's not just your skills as a kunoichi that are impressive.
See it's like this; you make me have the feelings, the unexplainable ones that make my insides tingle. People call them butterflies but that makes me uncomfortable so I'll call them fuzzies. These fuzzies just make me want to punch myself since I am most certainly not a little fairy fruit whose knees buckle and heart swells at the thought of a woman, no matter how amazingly fantastic that woman may be. It's just I don't understand why your smile becomes infectious every time I see it or why when you lean close my heart beats faster. I don't get why I'm able to really and truly sleep when I'm beside or why I get this overwhelming anger when I see another man who's not on the "Gaara's list of Sakura's approved male friends" talking to you. I just know I'm not angry or hateful or scared or lonely anymore. I think I'm happy and I think I love you. And I know I'm writing such silly nonsense that would normally make me gag but I'm nervous about this because dammit you are going to marry me! So when I see you in a week you damn well better be wearing the ring I enclosed in the envelope or else I'll break one of those pointy heel things on your good shoes.
So Sakura, imagine me on one knee because Naruto told me that's what you do when doing this and then he said say "Baby did you fart? Because you blow me away!" But I don't really get it so I'll just tell you thank you for saving me from myself Sakura. So um, marry me…please?
Love
Sabaku No Gaara
Tsumii: So this one wasn't as long as the first one but this is my first time writing Sakura/Gaara so I didn't really know what to do with the characters. This was for Drew-Chan who requested this pairing. I hope you liked it!
R&R Please and Thank You.