You may have been able to tell but I really have no clue what I'm doing. Lord help me...
Disclaimer: I do not own Transformers, nor am I a fan of them, let me just plot along and attempt to get the character personalities right...okay? Any suggestions or tips are loved
Warning:
-Yaoi, slash, boy on boy, M/M, what ever you call it, it's here. Deal with it.
-Swearing, I do swear a lot and it tends to leak into my writing
-Alcohol use (YAY!!!)
-Japanese, it's okay you don't have to actually understand it but there will be a translation in foot notes...
"Keisan(1), we must convert this now, it'll explode!" a red headed girl in a lab coat ran quickly from one end of the lab to the other. A large black computer, called Keisan, was running coordinates.
"Naomi-nee-sama(2), disconnect the WVX wire and the VXC wire, immediately, it has overheated," the computer blinked, Naomi spun around and dove to the ground, grabbing a pair of scissors and cutting a very thin copper wire from a large mass of copper wires. She stood up, removing her lab coat and fixing a mesh shirt over top an orange tank-top.
"Let's never do that again, okay Keisan?" she said through gritted teeth, the computer flashed its approval.
"There is a human at the door, Naomi-nee-sama, shall I let her in?" Keisan asked. Naomi grabbed a coffee cup off the keyboard and put on a pair of purple headphones.
"Go ahead Keisan," she said, taking a sip of the coffee "Oh, can you bring out my tablet?" A black wacom tablet slid out of the lab table. A loud whooshing noise was heard, as the airlock released and the bomb-shell metal door opened up, revealing a young girl and two foot-high robots.
"Naomi! Naomi! Look what I found!" the girl yelled, holding up the two robots. Naomi looked up, emitting a low growl. Sam flinched and held out the two robots, which were squirming and looked very much alive.
"Um…do I even want to know?" Naomi asked quietly, removing her head phones from her head and placing them on top of Keisan. Sam pouted and sat down on a silver rolling chair, holding the robots, which were still squirming, closer to her stomach.
"Well, I was reading a fan fiction on the computer called 'Going Long' and it was really good, but then I heard this person talking and it sounded like Megatron and then I heard Starscream and I thought it was my imagination but it wasn't because suddenly there was this big explosion and they were there…only chibi(3)" Sam said, spinning around in her chair. Naomi rolled her eyes.
"Keisan, would you analyze them for Sam?" she asked, rolling back over to her tablet and moving the pen around. Naomi picked up the smaller robot and put it in a glass container, hooking it up to the computer. Keisan went fuzzy and a normal computer screen opened up. "Bunseki wo kaishi!(4)" Naomi yelled and a loud whirring noise was heard, a diagram of the robot came up on the screen along with strange numbers and foreign symbols. Sam starred at it in awe as the larger robot pushed up her nose, trying to get away. Naomi starred at in concentration, clicking on certain things and fiddling around with the position. Suddenly, she stopped; numbers began to swirl around the screen. "Hatsubai kenmei!(5)" she yelled franticly, typing things into the computer "Iie! Iie! Hishatai ga ririsu! Teishi wo bunseki! Teishi suru!(6)" The keyboard she was typing on blew up, filling the room with smoke, and then the whirring stopped. "Kuso! Oroka nakoto! Atama ga warui... Atama ga warui...(7)" Naomi yelled, kicking the computer hard-drive. Sam began to cough and waved the smoke away from the room.
"What happened?" she asked, panic in her voice. Naomi looked up; she had a fire extinguisher in her hand.
"Keisan overloaded, I haven't used analyze in a while so," Naomi shrugged, spraying the extinguisher at the keyboard. Sam looked shocked at her friend's calm attitude.
"Is he okay?" came a deep voice. Naomi looked around shocked. Sam looked around too. "Hello? Is he okay?" it asked again.
"GYAH!!" Sam yelled at the top of her lungs. Naomi turned around to look at her.
"What is it?" she asked grumpily. Sam pointed at the robot that was now clinging to her shirt, looking down at the ground.
"Well don't drop me!" the robot yelled, waving one of his metal fists in the air.
"I did not calculate this," Naomi murmured. Sam grinned and hugged the little thing.
"Megatron!" she gasped. The robot tried to push her away.
"Yeah, yeah, now what about Starscream! Save him!" he yelled. Sam's grin grew.
"Why do you want to save him Megatron?" she asked sneakily. The robot looked up at Sam with an agitated look on his face.
"Because Starscream is my loyal subordinate," he said quietly. Sam rolled her eyes and muttered something that sounded like 'loyal my ass'. Naomi groaned inwardly and clicked a few buttons on Keisan's screen.
"Hashatai ga ririsu, Keisan,(8)" the metal holder opened and the occupant, Starscream, stepped out. Sam let out a 'squee' noise and ran over to pick up the robot.
"Starscream!!" she yelled gleefully. Naomi rolled her eyes and snatched Megatron from her.
"I'm going to need to know everything that happened." She spoke dully, looking at Megatron with a monotonous glare.
"Starscream and I were in the woods, an ambush plan, if you would. Starscream got lost and ran into me. Then we saw this girl, she said 'this is for your own good' and opened this door and we went through it and then we were here," he said quickly, giving almost as little detail as he could. Naomi sighed, gave Megatron back to Sam, and walked over to the computer.
"Neko niha nii tsuno tema wo kae ru,(9)" Naomi said, clicking something on the back of the computer. Megatron looked up at Sam.
"What did she say?" he asked worriedly. Sam shrugged.
"I don't know, it's Japanese, she only speaks it because the computer functions are in Japanese, I caught 'two' though, and that's it." Megatron groaned and looked back at Naomi who was still saying things in Japanese. After a few minutes smoke began to fill the room again and Starscream felt a bit funny.
"Sam, let go of Starscream and Megatron!" Naomi yelled amidst the smoke. The other obliged quickly, dropping the two robots onto the floor. An explosion was heard and then, two terrified screams. Sam's jaw clenched as she wondered what Naomi had done to the two robots. As the smoke cleared, she found out.
"Eh?" she said her eyes bugging out of her head. She stared at two young men, about their age, seventeen, who were sitting on the floor, clad in a Megatron and Starscream cosplay. Naomi looked at the two and frowned.
"Now, that didn't work right, you're supposed to be cats," she muttered, as if deep in thought "oh well, this will have to do, Keisan is overloading anyways." The man with silver hair, presumably Megatron, looked up at Naomi, his eyes turning a deep red.
"What did you do to us!?" he yelled, standing up and falling "woah, I'm really light."
Naomi grinned, "well that's good, now, um, you won't be able to walk around in outfits like that," she opened up a silver trunk behind Keisan. "Now, I have a gray sweatshirt, several pairs of faded black jeans and an Amerks(10) jersey…though it's a bit large," she didn't even really have time to finish her sentence before the Amerks jersey was ripped out of her hand along with the other articles of clothing. Sam smirked at the image of the two boys fighting over the clothes. Eventually the scramble had ended.
Megatron sat on the floor with a bizarre grin on his face, like the cat that ate the canary. He wore a black tank top under the gray sweatshirt and the pair of low cut jeans. Starscream was pouting in a sloppily worn Amerks jersey that was sliding down around his right shoulder and was way too big for him. Sam giggled uncharacteristically and Naomi smirked at the two boys.
"Their going to need to go to school for a while, at least until break, when I can try to work on something to send them back," Naomi muttered, thinking about a way to get them into the school without questions.
"No! I don't want them to go back!" Sam glomped Starscream, who flinched. Naomi rolled her eyes.
"Well, he must go back…or…the Autobots will win!" she yelled, knowing just what to say to irk the other.
"No they won't," Sam muttered, letting go of the now bewildered Starscream.
"Yes, they will, now go call Gimpy." Naomi's patience was cutting close and she needed another semi-sane brain in the lab.
"Yes Ma'am!" Sam saluted mockingly, running out of the lab door. It air locked behind her and Naomi began to laugh.
"She's crazy," she muttered to herself, looking down at the young boys, "what to do with you…what to do..." Megatron glared at her.
"You're insane," he mumbled, not standing up from the floor.
"They tell me that, but I don't listen to doctors." Naomi responded, replacing her headphones atop her head and walking back over to her computer. "Eh, Keisan, are you okay?"
"Of course Naomi-nee-sama, good as new." The computer beeped, showing a normal Mac desktop.
"Good, good now open up the scientific table; we are going to creat clones," she grinned.
"It's not going to work," Megatron said loudly, rolling his eyes,
"Oh, shut up!" Naomi yelled.
"Well, it won't," Megatron replied.
Slap.
(1) Keisan= to calculate
(2) nee-sama= older sister
(3) chibi= of small proportions (little)
(4) bunseki no kaishi= begin analyzing
(5) Hatsubai kenmei= stop analyzing
(6) Iie! Iie! Hishatai ga ririsu! Teishi wo bunseki! Teishi suru!= No! No! Release the subject! Stop analyzing! Stop now!
(7) Kuso! Oroka nakoto! Atama ga warui... Atama ga warui...= Damn! Stupid computer! That was bad! That was bad!
(8) Hashatai ga ririsu, Keisan= Release the subject, Keisan
(9) Neko niha nii tsuno tema wo kae ru.= Turn these two robots into cats.
(10) A New York hocky team with a red, white and blue jersey
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