A/N: I got hits on my story, but no reviews! What's up with that? I want to see how you guys feel about my story, so please, review after reading! Be as cruel and harsh as you want, I know I would be. Anyways, about the chapter of the book… The chapter is called "Two Illya", for obvious reasons that you should be able to figure out. On with the show!

The sun shone through my window, even though I remembered closing it last night. Bored, I talked to Ruby, my magical staff, even though she was never serious about it. "So, why did the Archer Card manifest itself?" I asked, curious and excited for a sagely answer.

"It's manifested because you have MORE than enough mana to sustain it. Heroic Spirits can be sustained through the passing of mana. Apparently, a switch in your body turned on which allowed the spirit to manifest itself, and bring out the personality of that spirit, too. Also, it will look A LOT like you, since you provided the mana." Ruby replied, but not before adding something about a cosplayer running around looking like me.

"No… No… NOOOOOOO! I can't let this happen! Come on, Ruby, we're stopping Archer Illya once and for all!" I screamed, not about to let my social life end because of a stupid clone. Performing the all important Magical Girl transformation, I hopped out of the room; flying to look for Archer all while I was flying to school. Unfortunately, I never found her. Dejected, I went to class.

In class, it was the same as usual. Taiga-Sensei had to send some guy out for calling her Tiger, Miyu did some complex thing that no one knew about, and I slept. It was boring for school, as usual. Archer was no where to be seen, and I was hungry. I wondered if Miyu was a good maid and made me lunch, too…

"No, I didn't make you lunch." Miyu snapped, reading my mind in an instant. I'm so predictable, aren't I? Luvia knew that I thought she was a fat fire breathing monster, and Miyu knew that I thought that she was my maid, not Luvia's. I did a double take, and Luvia was nowhere to be seen.

Edelfelt Mansion

"Strange… I have the sudden urge to hit Illya on the head again… BUT I HAVE MORE OF AN URGE TO HIT YOU!" Luvia roared, shooting her magic at Rin. Rin, having no time to dodge, set up a barrier to save herself to no avail.

"What are you DOING? I'm an ALLY!" Rin snapped.

"You will BOTH be allies soon…" a voice said from above. It turned out to be Archer.

"Oh, of COURSE we'll help you out, Illya-Chan." Luvia sarcastically responded. Rin gave Luvia a mental scolding, as Archer Illya was more powerful than regular Illya without a class card or a parlour trick to help her.

"In that case, then…

I am the bone of my sword.

Iron is my body, and fire is my blood.

I have created over nine thousand blades.

Unknown to boredom,

Nor to fun,

Made these weapons out of wanting something to do.

So, these hands don't intend to hold anything.

Now, as I pray… UNLIMITED BLADE WORKS!" Archer chanted ominously. Rin got a feeling of déjà vu, Luvia got scared, and Shirou felt empty for a bit, his reality marble being used. Rin wanted to run, but Luvia wouldn't budge, and even if she was an enemy, she had to be saved.

"Now, sixth magic… Come to the sceptre which you have always belonged in. Allow me to control these two fresh minds with MIND INTRUSION!" Archer screamed. In an instant, the two magi's minds became taken over with a swift action. Laughing, Archer Illya quickly hopped away, but not before ordering both of them to kill Illyasviel von Einzbern, the original.

The way home from school

Miyu scratched her head. I just looked at her fondly. She was, without a doubt, the maid type and the cute type. She didn't have a lot of imagination, though, so I usually made up for that. Bored, I decided to fiddle around with Ruby.

"Ruby-Chaaaannn! Whucha doin?" I curiously asked.

"Playing a mental game of Pong that I just lost, but that's over. What's on your mind, kiddo?" Ruby asked.

"I was just wondering… Do you and Sapphire have… FORBIDDEN LOVE?" I asked.

"Well, if we were, I'd have told you by now, huh? Besides, I'm seeing another staff, a MALE staff!" Ruby huffed. She was obviously shaken by being branded a lesbian. I couldn't blame her; I remember the maid incident… Obviously, Miyu did as well, shuddering along with me.

"So, who's the lucky wand?" Sapphire, Miyu, and I asked simultaneously, all curious as to why Ruby was hiding a boyfriend from us. Blushing as only a wand could, she told us about the Staff of Myonica. Able to produce any musical sound, and use it against an enemy, he sounded dreamy if he were a human.

"Can you bring him over? Can you? Can you? PLEEEASSSSEEE?" Sapphire asked, happy for her sister and wanting to meet him. Ruby just nodded assent, wanting everyone else to meet him as well.

"Hey, look there! It's Luvia and Rin, NOT FIGHTING!" Miyu said, shocked that the two arch rivals weren't fighting.

"I know. It seems a bit off. Stay on your guard." I replied. Extending Ruby to become a staff, I held my ground, greeting both girls. Suddenly, Rin shot Gands at me, while Luvia charged up so many gems, I would have been killed if I didn't transform in time. The magic barrier was up, fortunately.

"What is this? Why are they attacking us? I thought they were my friends!" I cried. Upset, I furiously threw magic shell after shell after shell at the two Magi, both incredibly adept at dodging. Miyu warned me that they were possessed, and could only be freed two ways. I knew both of them by heart.

Unfortunately, I don't know who could cast mind control, so I couldn't kill the person, so I had to do what I had to do. Ruby stopped me from doing so, however. "Don't do it! What happens if another split comes around?" Ruby reprimanded, definitely not eager to make a third Illya.

"I don't care. I NEED to save these two, and there's only one magical power I have left that can do it!" I retorted, wanting nothing but to be the best magical girl for my mentors. "Class card, Caster… INCLUDE!" I screamed, as a wave of magical energy beamed through my already high mana reserves. When I appeared, all that you could see of me was my mouth, and my right hand.

Enrobed in a green cloak, I raised my staff, and Ruby. Muttering the language of the ancient gods, I rose both magical items to brainwash both Rin and Luvia at the same time. The magical excess running out of me overwhelmed my body, and I soon felt a side splitting pain. Forging on, I finished the ritual, and then let the mind control off to free Rin and Luvia of whatever was plaguing them.

The pain just grew, and grew, and grew further, until the third Illya was created. I was a bit less surprised, enough to mutter a strange request. "Who… who are you?" I asked, still confused about the ordeal.

"I am Servant Caster. Honoured to meet such a stunning likeness, Miss…"

"Illya. Illyasviel Von Einzbern, is who I am. However, you may call me Illya, you cute lady, you!" I gushed, pinching her cheeks. Caster, confused, just blushed and shied away. Everyone else just pretended they didn't know me, until Rin finally spoke up.

"Uh… what just happened?" Rin asked; confused and lacking memory. Archer appeared soon after, however, disgusted by the fact I was still alive.

"YOU! You still live! I won't stand for it any longer, die NOW!" Archer charged after threatening to kill me. Scared, I only put up a physical barrier. She broke through it with ease, striking me and barely cutting my right arm. Launching thin, long strokes of mana, I managed to slightly hurt Archer. Straight after, Archer came out holding… Ruby?

"What? You can't have her! SHE'S MINE!" I screamed.

"I'm still here, Illya-chan. It'll be OK." Ruby said.

"Oh, no, this isn't Illya's Ruby. It's my traced version, and now you'll get a taste of your own medicine!" Archer taunted, whilst cackling evilly, becoming Dark Prisma Illya.

"Eww, how tacky is that? Pure black, come on! Even Onii-chan dresses better than that!" I retorted. Shirou then had the urge to go shopping for clothes.

"Shut up and taste my magical fury!" Archer snapped, shooting a barrage of shells that even Ruby couldn't defend against. I was hit constantly, unable to do anything about it, and I thought that this was it. It was all over for me.

I was sure I was going to die, until Caster invoked a curse on Archer. "What is this trickery? You made another clone?" Archer whined, obviously showing her link to Illya by whining when she didn't have something. "I want clones now!" Archer continued on, distraught. "I'll see you later… when you DON'T have that stupid Caster with you!"

"What was THAT all about? What did Archer mean by 'You still live!'?" Luvia said, still dazed. "Oh, by the way, I just remembered. I DON'T BREATHE FIRE AND I'M NOT FAT!" she cried, smacking both Caster and I on the head. Caster cast a spell to shut Luvia's mouth for five minutes, long enough to get a grip on human movement.

"We have to figure out what's causing Illyasviel to create these clones. Continued usage could cause Illya's entire mana pool to be in use, disabling you to use Ruby unless someone loans you mana!" Rin forewarned, knowing the principles of Servants.

"Allow me to explain. Illyasviel, you may not remember, but five years ago, you participated in the Fifth Holy Grail War, with the servant "Berserker". Archer used to be my servant, and a teacher owned Caster. These cards, under further analytical progress by the Clock Tower in London, seem to hold these spirits within them, but are unable to understand how they work. However, that is irrelevant. Since they are being "summoned", they are using your mana to survive, since they have been "summoned" by you, apparently. You have an abnormally large mana pool, but even that can be drained in short work by five Servants, unless you can regenerate mana." Rin explained. "Until you can, you CANNOT use Class Cards, have I made myself CLEAR?"

"Yes, Rin…" I dejectedly said. Without the Class Cards, I was useless, since Miyu did everything better than me. "But what will I do without them? You know that Miyu can do everything I can do better, and the Class Cards are the only thing keeping me safe?"

"I have an idea. Caster, you create your workshop, and try to find a way for Illya to replenish Mana, and in large quantities. Miyu, you will have to take care of Illya while this is going on, and protect her. She is weaker because of the mana that is being drained." Luvia ordered. Caster and I returned to Onii-Chan's home.

"Sella, I have something to admit…" I dejectedly said. Sella came to the door, saw Caster, and fainted. Leysritt picked Sella up, saw Caster, and fainted as well.

"Uh… I'm not used to human living, but was that supposed to happen?" Caster asked, confused by my maids. Shirou came down to look at the commotion, and saw both myself and Caster.

"Onii-chan!" both of us cried, as we jumped Shirou.

"What is this? There are two of you now?" Shirou exclaimed.