Chapter 2: Smokey
AN: Eyyy, how ya doin'? This chapter will seem cruel at first but it'll be hilarious.
Freddy grinned looking at Bonnie, evilly.
Bonnie's ears flopped down with concern, "W-w-what's with that grin?" He whimpered.
"Nothing," Freddy replied calmly, walking up to Bonnie. That fucking grin still plastered to his face, "Just admiring your cute face that you got." He now had his hand on Bonnie's face, stroking it. Bonnie whimpered again, then Freddy's grin turned maniac-like and Freddy tore his face off.
"WHAT THE FUCK, FREDDY?" Bonnie yelled in shock, "I JUST GOT THAT FUCKING THING BACK A FEW YEARS BACK!"
"Don't worry, you'll get it back," Freddy chuckled, "After we perform..."
"I-I don't get why that was necessary..." Chica almost whispered.
Freddy's grin disappeared and he now had a semi-serious look on his face, "Alright, get your masks on and get ready."
They did, but Bonnie had to put it in front of his Endoskeleton face.
"Linking your parts to your data centers." Freddy said, fastening his bandanna, grinning underneath it.
"Oh, fuck you Freddy." Bonnie growled when he saw his part. The music started playing.
-Bonnie-
Everybody get down like you just got outta rehab...
-Funny Trap-
I'm so high...
I'm so high...
I'm so high...
-Bonnie-
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo.
Each of the Animatronics just glared at Freddy with faces that had "Really?" written all over it.
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
-Freddy Scene-
Oh, shit, damn, had a couple too many
Didn't have shit plan, mixing Vodka with Henny
Now I can't sit down, 'cause I'm already spinnin'
Freddy spinned his eyes behind his Sunglasses.
Acting like a rich man, spending every penny
So everybody get down like you just got outta rehab
Let's get fucked up, put on your helmet and kneepads
Cuz I'm so high, can't feel my face
Cuz me and Cigs go together like Diddy and Mace
-Funny Trap-
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
-Bonnie-
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
-J-Fox-
I fuck with a six-pack, bong or a zig-zag
Shit, don't puke here, choke on a tic-tac
I walked a line but my eyes are crooked
A couple more drinks bitch, now you're good lookin'
Motherfuckin' real Fazbear, not some B-list actor
I'm faded as fuck, watch me moonwalk backwards
He did just that.
It's a house party, Los Angeles
So fuck the 5-0, my middle finger is up
-Funny Trap-
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
And everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
-Bonnie-
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
-Funny Trap-
Blowin' and bangin', everyday in the low-low
I roll slow 'cause I'm allergic to po-po
While singing, Springtrap did an "I'm-watching-you" gesture to the camera
I smoke the douj when I chill with the cholos
And y'all smoke pole, cause you're chillin' with- "Skipping that"
I sip patrone, and chase it with SoCo
Pants so low, got my balls in a choke hold
Foxy looked over at Springtrap with a face that said, "How the fuck do you do that?" And Springtrap just shrugged.
Bitches gettin naked and posin' for photos
And hoppin' on my dick like my shit is a pogo
-Bonnie-
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
Let's get fucked up, put on your helmets and kneepads
Cuz I'm so high, can't feel my face
Cuz me and weed go together like Freddy and J-Fox
So everybody get down, like you just got out of rehab
Let's get fucked up, put on your helmets and kneepads
Cuz I'm so high, can't feel my face
Cuz me and weed go together like Freddy and J-Fox
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, the bottle's low and I can't feel my face no mo
Oh no, we up in smoke and I can't feel my face no mo
-Funny Trap-
Oh no, I'm so hiiiiiigh
Oh no, I'm so hiiiiiigh
Oh no, I'm so hiiiiiigh
Oh no, I'm so hiiiiiigh
Freddy tossed Bonnie his face and walked to the back of the stage opened a hidden door only the Animatronics know about and went in.
AN: Sorry about the cruel joke, I came up with the "Whos-who" thing before hand then realized this and I thought, "PERFECT."