Ha ha! Well here I am again!

Never have the two authors of this story watch Naruto. This things happens where we turn crazy… what thay already happened.

Disclaimer: We Don't own Naruto, just so we don't get ourselves sued…

Nashiki POV:

In my dream, I wasn't with Ami anymore. I was back in Orochimaru's hideout and it was one of my old training sessions with him. He tried repeatedly and without mercy to teach me an attack that I couldn't master for anything.

"You weakling. Why aren't you able to get this one attack." The snake kicked me. I stood up again, my body bruised and my heart pounding in my chest. I looked at him with my sharingan. "You must not really be made of Sasuke's DNA, because he would've gotten this by now. You must actually be a failure experiment." He taunted. I gritted my teeth. He had used that one on me before. I didn't care if he believed that he had made me like that jerk. "You must truly be more like that useless brat." He was referring to the other ninja. I growled.

"Stop saying that." I grunted at him.

"Why should I? You aren't doing anything." Orochimaru kicked me again and I coughed blood. I stood up again to have him kick me again. My eyes started to go red and I stood up. "Try again wench." He commanded. I reluctantly did the hand signs again and focused all my energy into my right palm and chakra gathered there increasingly.

"Genasai!" I yelled as red fire gathered in my palm and focused into a ball. I attacked a wooden dummy and the attack dissolved on contact. I felt like screaming. Orochimaru smirked before slapping me across the cheek and kicking me down.

"Now perfect it." He told me and left.

I shifted and turned over, and felt my blonde hair snag up leaves and dirt. Neither of us had thought to bring anything... not that we'd had anything to bring.

I was waking up slowly, and yet I could feel the kicks and hits like it just happened. I groaned and looked over at Okamiko.

Then sun wasn't up yet, so it'd probably been about 5 hours since I fell asleep.

Suddenly, though, my eyes opened and I sat up quickly, as though defending myself, the feeling of the dream drifting off.

"Good morning," Okamiko said quietly, making me jump.

"Ah- what are you doing up already?" I cried, jumping to my feet.

"I've been up," she said.

"Since when?" I asked, smiling widely.

"Uh... yesterday, when I first met you?"

"Woah~" I said, laughing, "I guess I probably wouldn't be tired if I'd slept for a day and a half!"

Suddenly, I was pulling her to her feet and starting to dart off farther into the forest.

"The faster and earlier we move, the faster we'll get away from him~"

I smiled as she started to quicken her pace to even out with me, activating her byakugan.

Something caught her attention and she stopped. I felt the feeling of an enemy last second, but had trouble catching myself, and therefore somewhat tripped and forced my body into a sideways flip-thing, catching myself at the last moment.

"Wh-" I started but she hushed me.

"Someone's here," she said in a very dark manner.

I wondered what she was seeing with her white eye.

"Nashiki, will you hide while I find out who it is?" she asked, and for the first time I saw what part of the Uchiha was in her. His bravery in important times.

"Aaaw but I wan-"

"Please," she said harshly.

I decided she was very serious and stubborn at the moment. Besides, if this person was too strong for her, we could always make a run for it.

I ran a few yards away and hid in the bushes, hiding very deeply and ducking very awkwardly so that even the best of ninja couldn't see me without the byakugan of the sharingan.

I didn't let it bother me though. I wanted to see what Orochimaru had taught her and what I could learn from her. That's when I felt the chakra headed our way.

Whoever it was, was travelling fast. And straight for Ami. He must've known we were here.

I watched as Ami swayed a bit, readying herself for a quick attack. He must've been getting closer by the way her shoulders started to tense.

He was finally here, and the first thing I noticed was the purple rope around his waist. He looked so familiar…

I merely stared at him. He looked... like me, but not. He looked... scary.

"I finally caught up to you," he remarked, his eyes looking her over, "Now where's...?"

Okamiko grunted and swung her arm around, releasing two of the three shuriken. He shifted to the side, hardly noticing she had attacked.

I felt his chakra starting to get stronger. I held my breath and tried not gasp.

He did some hands signs and raised his hands to his mouth. He breathed in deeply, just about ready. Omaiko was moving, she was inches from his chest, but he apparently was confident in himself because he didn't even flinch.

She grabbed his shirt just as he was about to release his jutsu and swung around him like he was a pole. He let the jutsu out still, but it was weak with surprise and didn't touch her. He punched her in the stomach first chance he got and she grabbed his arm, ready to twist.

Did she know who he was? I could tell from here who it was, because of his attacks.

They both froze when they made skin contact. And Ami looked down at her hand and gasped.

"Ah- no!" she cried, pulling her hand off of his arm.

"Wh.. wha-" she simply threw her weapons at him and ran off, grabbing my arm on the way.

He stood there, looking from his arm to our disappearing figures confusedly.

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When we had felt like we ran far enough, Okamiko dropped and deactivated her byakugan. I looked at her curiously and tried to laugh it off. I don't think I could have fooled anyone.

After a few minutes in silence I finally spoke.

"Er... what was that?" I said, obviously trying to be serious about this all, "I mean, I couldn't really see what happened. And then, suddenly, you grab me and we start running...?"

"I... I think it was Sasuke," she muttered, not bothering to look at me.

So she did know who she was fighting. Well she surprised me. I wouldn't have done half the stuff she did.

"Ami?" I asked, getting her attention.

" 'Ami'?" she repeated dumbly.

I laughed, once again back to my normal self, and said, "It's a cute nickname!"

She looked at me and decided that I wasn't going to change my mind.

"What did you need?" she asked cautiously.

"Huh?" it seemed like I had forgotten already… now what was I thinking about, "Uh... Oh- right! Uh... so what's it like fighting against yourself?"

She looked at me for a few minutes before I broke out in hysterical laughter, as though it was the funniest thing in the world.

She realized what I meant and her face grew dark. I noticed this and stopped laughing, very suddenly.

"Wh- what's wrong?"

"I... Well, when I grabbed his arm..."

I gasped. She couldn't have…

"Oh I see," I said, not even bothering to stop grinning widely, "You felt how so-ooo-oooft his skin was and instantely fell in-"

She wacked me over the head, glaring.

"No, stupid," she said, "Our chakra... Like... Started to mix."

"Maybe it was fate~" I started to tease unrelentlessly, "It was the sign that you were just meant to-"

When I didn't stop she decided more abuse would work.

"No!" She cried, "This has nothing to do with love!"

I laughed, laying down.

"What-ever," I said, smirking.

Ami sighed, standing up.

"Fine," she said subtly and walked away.

"H-HEY!" I yelled, running after her.

She stopped, once again too quick for me to stop. I tripped, and swayed a bit to catch my balance.

"What now?" I said, this wasn't funny anymore.

"Look," She said, pointing straight ahead of us. I was surprised. I looked and gasped. When did we get here?

"WOW! That's a big wal- Is that a leaf village symbol!?"

I'm sure that Ami must think I'm mentally handicapped for sure.

"Er... so?" she said, then turned around at the noise.

Ami twitched and activated her byakugan.

She tried not to make a scene, but walked over to carefully to me and whispered in my ear.

"We're surrounded," I flinched.

She sighed, knowing that whoever was around us had seen my sudden movement, giving them the information that we did in fact know they were there.

"Good going," she muttered as ten ninja in cloaks swooped down and tackled us.

I'd decided that I wasn't going to die without a show.

"GENASAI!" I cried, gathering the chakra quickly.

I moved swiftly and spun around, fire coming forth from my right hand.

I hit at least five out of the ten ninja, taking them down. 'Take that, Orochimaru.' I smirked

The other ninja flew back, hitting the ground, trees, the wall, etc. I looked over to Ami and saw her standing in the midst of it.

"Pretty awesome, huh?" I said, scratching my cheek.

She shook her head and sighed.

Then she caught a glimpse of something. She pointed to the bushes and I and we hid there.

Suddenly a tall, blonde boy came hopping through and barely noticed the ninja laying on the ground. When he did, he stumbled to a stop, like I did every time Okamiko stopped without warning.

We both stared in wonder as the boy, dressed in orange and stopped to look over the ninja.

That's when I had that itching urge. The one before you get before you sneeze. Then I did.

The blonde boy turn slowly to look at the bush.

Ami grimaced as he walked over to the bush, covering my mouth with one hand.

"Er..." he said, trying to think of something to say, "Did you...?"

Now I recognized this guy. I had seen him before. In the memories.

"Hey!" I said ecstatically, popping up and jumping out of the bush.

"Ah- Who're you?" he cried, before actually looking me over.

I smiled broadly before saying, "Ami, come on!"

She sighed and slowly stood up, crossing her arms.

The boy was still staring at me, though. He looked mesmerized.

"Uuuh, you don't have to stare," I commented, almost blushing.

"B-but you... Look at you!" he cried, throwing his arms up dramatically.

"Eh, maybe you're like super-gorgeous," Ami suggested to me.

I snorted and covered my mouth. That was absurd.

The boy blushed slightly before yelling at her, "That's not what I meant!"

"Well, then what?" she asked, her voice sounding oh so high-and-mighty. It reminded me of someone… who was that again?

He stopped for a second, looked at her weird, then continued, "She just... looks familiar."

This time I was the one who sounded smartass-y, "I really, really doubt you've ever seen me before."

"No, I know I haven't met you before.... but both of you. Just... remind me of so-" he stopped then, looking closely at my face.

"Are... are those... whisker imprints?" he asked, slightly touching his face while staring at mine.

I was about to laugh, then realized he was right. I had lines on my face that reminded everyone of whiskers.

I crossed my arms and turned a slight pink color.

"Who... are you?" the boy whispered, as if he was scared for his life.

"Well, I'm Shiki, of course!" I said, smiling stupidly.

"Er... Shiki," Ami said, nervously.

"Eh- what is it?" I asked, not even bothering to look away from the boy in front of me.

"Have you taken a good look at his shirt?" she asked, trying not to let the boy realize what we were talking about. He was already so much like me, she must have not wanted to scare the boy.

I started to say something, then stopped. I looked at his shirt and turned to look at her, my eyes wide from curiousity.

"D-do you think-?" I started happily.

"It would make sense..." she muttered, very quietly. I barely heard as I turned back to the boy.

"What?" he said, confused, while looking down at his shirt.

He didn't see anything weird there.

"Wait a minute," he said, looking between us, "You guys... you're both wearing purple rope around your waist..."

Uh oh. This is bad. What's plan b again? Or do we just skip to plan c, run like hell?

"You guys are Orochimaru's guys, aren't you?!" he cried, stepping back into a defensive form.

I laughed and Okamiko groaned loudly.

"You think we'd serve that freak!" I cried, a tear rolling down my cheek. I usually don't laugh this hard.

"You- You can't trick me!" he yelled, ready to attack.

Ami rolled her eyes and reached under her skirt. He saw this and, apparently thought she was reaching for a weapon.

He tackled her, growling. The whisker marks on his cheek deepened. I sighed.

"Could you please get off me," she asked in a very annoyed voice.

I picked him up and tossed him away from her, helping her up.

"God, talk about rude," I hissed.

Once again she reached under her skirt and untied the headband on her left leg.

She grabbed a kunai, showed him the headband, and slashed through the sound symbol. He looked from me to me and automatically looked apologetic.

She looked at me and I laughed her trade mark laugh once again, "I left that behind at his head quarters!"

The boy looked utterly stunned.

"Okay, so you know our names," Ami said flatly, "What's yours?"

"Er... I'm Naruto Uzumaki!" he said, his smile determined, "I'm going to be Hokage! Believe it!"

"I do," she sarcastically reassured him. I actually believed him completely.

He looked at her weird, his eyes opening wide.

"You're eyes!" he cried. Know I knew I was made from his DNA. We're like the same person.

"Er... Yeah," she said, "I know."

He grabbed her shoulders and pulled her closer to get a better look. The girl would be afraid of people for the rest of her life if they were like us.

While he was staring at her eyes, I studied him. His features were a lot like mine; his deep blue eyes, the color of his skin, the whisker marks. And that fact that the symbol on his shirt was the same that was carved into my right shoulder, well, that just made it even more likely.

He started moving his fingers a bit on her shoulders, tracing the outline of what was carved into them.

He stopped looking at her eyes then and at her shoulders.

"W- woah," he said, studying Ami's right shoulder. Then he got to her left shoulder and...

"Ah!" he cried, jumping back as if it burned him, "T-that's-!"

"It's what?" she asked, not sure what he was going to say.

Then he looked at me and saw I also had the same symbol on my left shoulder. Then he looked at my right shoulder, and...

His mouth dropped in complete confusion.

"W... why is sasuke's... family crest... carved into your skin...? Why... is my...?"

"Ah ha ha..." I said, nervously, trying to make an excuse, "Erm..."

"Naruto," Ami said, taking a step forward. He took a step backward.

"Look... we're not..." she said, trying to say it. It was hard...

"Not what? Not going to hurt me? Not on Orochimaru's side? Not-"

"NOT HUMAN!" she cried, not thinking before she yelled at him. Tears welled at my eyes and I felt like hugging her. I turned away. I didn't want anything to do with this.

"Wh-" he started, but thought she'd better explain before he assumed something and ran off to tell his Hokage there were two "not human" beings nearby.

"Look, we're not like most of the people who Orochimaru has working with him. We did NOT choose to be his pets. He created us," she hissed, "he took two different ninja DNA and put them together with all the other ingredients needed to make a human... and grew us in a test tube."

"So... then those marks...?"

"He carved into our skin the symbols of the ninja we were made from."

"B-but that means..."

"That means he's been using Sasuke as a test subject!" he said angrily, baring his teeth.

I laughed. He didn't care that Orochimaru had gotten his DNA.

'He cares more about Sasuke than himself.'

"And that you guys... were both created from Sasuke's DNA...?" he asked dumbly. I tuned into the conversation.

"Yeah, I was made from Sasuke and... well, I don't know who the other is."

"And then Shiki...?" he asked.

I looked back at them finally, and smiled, "Looks like I was made from Sasuke and YOU."

His forhead creased in concentration. He seemed oddly calm about this.

"Alright, another question," he said seriously, "why'd you guys leave Orochimaru?"

"What, Slither Lips? He was abusive and sick, and not to mention annoying. We got sick of him!" I said, my grin widening.

"So you just... ran away?"

We both nodded, our arms crossed.

"So..." this time his face brightened, "You must need a place to stay?"

Ami looked at me, not sure whether this was safe.

"Is this place inside the hidden leaf village?" I asked, cautiously.

"Well, yeah. My appartment's pretty small, but I have a living room and an extra room, so-"

"Yes," I said quickly, "We'll stay at your place."

Okamiko sighed, not bothering to argue anymore. If we do get in a jam, we can always get out.

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