Sorry for never updating this story for a while… TT_TT My brain somehow had stopped working…

Anyway, the poll result is as follows~:

Luffy x fem!Zoro : 2

Ace x fem! Zoro: 1 [Only one? Aww…]

Other: 1

I guess this story isn't popular. Ah, never mind. Enjoy Chapt. 2 that is going to have very little of Luffy x fem! Zoro! Probably OOC-ness Luffy and Zoro!

Chapter 2 – Why do you have BOOBS?

"Look, shitty cook! Take a nice look! I'm not a fucking girl! I'm Zoro, okay?" Zoro yelled, in an angry tone… or more like in an angry girlish tone.

"My lady~! How can you be the damn marimo~! You're just too beautiful to be the marimo~!" Zoro can't help but think that he wanted to slash the blonde cook who is now having heart eyes and dancing his famous noodle dance at him. Maybe now he could understand Nami and Robin feelings of being flirted by Sanji every day. It is freaking annoying.

"Stop it, would you? Or I'm going to cut you into half, damn shitty cook!" He yelled. He felt that he want to throw up to see Sanji flirting at him… or maybe right now because he is a girl. It just felt that Sanji had gone gay at him, and it's disgusting!

"It will be pleasure~! I don't mind being cut into half by you, my love!" Sanji said. And right now, Zoro is kind of missing the old Sanji he knows.

"Zoro-bro! Sanji-bro! Stop hurting Sunny!" they heard Franky yelling, and he could hear many footsteps sound.

"Shit!" Zoro yelled. He wanted to hide at somewhere, and Sanji isn't helping after all since he is now dumbfounded with Zoro's new sexy and bouncy body.

"Zoro! Sanji! Eh? Zoro, why do you have boobs?"

And now, Zoro could only curse at his luck. He don't want to let anyone to see him in this form since Sanji is annoying enough already! Not to mention his innocent captain who is staring at him with a pair of innocent… wait, it's more like shocking eyes and Luffy is staring at his body!

Sooner, Nami, Robin and the other enter the room. Usopp, Franky and Brooke almost get a nose bleed to saw a hot green haired girl before their eyes who is wearing a plain white shirt and black long trouser that is too big for her.

It was after a few minutes and Nami slapped all the men (except Chopper who is too innocent to know why the others are having nose bleed) for drooling over the green haired girl before their eyes.

"Mind to ask, are you Kenshi-san?" Robin asked. Zoro could only sigh before nodding.

"Explain. Now." Nami said in a serious tone at Zoro. Zoro looked down at herself [from now on, I'll start referring Zoro as 'her'], still in her white shirt and trouser that now too big for her.

"I don't know what had happen to me. All I remember is going to a pub drinking and get drunk but won some money and then someone drag me back to the ship…" Zoro mumbled.

"Do you remember anything other than that?" Robin asked. Zoro shook his head. "I don't remember… Ah! I did remember I met a weird okama!"

"An okama?" Robin asked as she raised an eyebrow.

"I remember he is a strange looking okama with a huge head and blue hair… he called himself as… I don't know. Ivankov if I'm not wrong."

"I see… do you remember anything weird about him?"

"I don't know. Everything he does is weird."Zoro said.

"Then all we need is to find this Ivankov-okama, right? To ask him to tell us about the cure of changing Kenshi-san back into a guy."

"We need to find him quick! I don't know how long I can stand to have this… this body! It's so bouncy and THEY WON'T STOP STARING AT ME!" Zoro yelled before pointing his finger at Luffy, Sanji, Usopp, Franky and Brook who is currently staring at her enormous chest.

"Wow, calm down, Zoro. It's not so bad to be a girl, okay? You look beautiful so it is okay for men to get interested at you." Nami said with a devilish grin.

Zoro looked at her. He could felt that Nami is planning about something.

"Since you're now a girl mean that your clothes will be too big for you, and so…"

"So?" Zoro raised an eyebrow.

"We will go shopping for your clothes when we land on the next island!"

"WHAT? NO! NEVER! I'M SURE YOU GIRLS ARE GOING TO GET ME GIRLISH CLOTHES!" Zoro yelled. "AND YOU'RE GOING TO ADD IT IN MY DEBT!"

"Oh come on, Zoro! Can't you see you're making them drooling or having a nosebleed all the time?" Nami said.

Zoro turned to look at his male crewmembers, and saw them drooling.

"Oi, you guys stop that! It's disgusting!" Zoro yelled, and Nami smirked.

"So, how do you think? If you don't want to buy yourself new clothes, they would drool looking at you all the time."

"Ugh, fine!" Zoro cursed.

"Now… everyone out! There's nothing to see anymore!" Nami said. "And Franky, make sure you fit in a new door, okay?"

"Sure, girlish." Franky said before walking out with the others.

Zoro sighed as she slumped on her hammock, rubbing her forehead before realizing Luffy is still standing in front of him.

"Luffy… why are you still at here?" she asked impatiently.

"Nah, nothing! And Zoro, don't be sad, we will get the Ivankov okama as fast as we can! We will make sure to turn you back to a guy!" Luffy said with his usual grin.

"Really? Thanks then."

"By the way, Zoro…"

"Hmm?"

"Can you tell me why you have boobs?"

-To be continued-

Me: Gahhhh! Zoro, please don't kill me! Please! NO! *not able to said anything and run away from Zoro who is probably right now going to kill me.*

Little note:

Not much of Luffy x fem!Zoro, I know, sorry… TT_TT The better description of why Zoro become a girl will be told in next chapter.