Chapter 2: Hideout redeemers
After school Deimos and Sanford went to Hank's orphanage and the three began to talk about the faculty
"I'm glad both our parents don't really care about where we go." Sanford said
"All you got to do is gain their trust till you can take advantage." Deimos replied
"Okay everybody, lets go to the hideout and make our proper welcome to the start of our group." Hank stated
"You already have a name?" Sanford asked.
"No, but we could make some sort of name soon."
The three friends-
"Acquaintances!"
Okay fine Hank, the three acquaintances went to the playground area of the orphanage and started making plans over pranks, and what to expect from faculty.
"Well," Hank exclaimed, "What do you guys know about the staff!"
"Let's see," Deimos pondered, "We have a cop that patrols the main hallways and for some reason has a halo over his head. And that all the advanced students either wear a strange monocle or some sort of mask."
We also noticed how there are barely, actually no girls here, it didn't say this was an all-boys school." Sanford added.
"Okay, here's how it is, That cop was a man named Jebidiah H. Christoff, and all those students you mentioned, they are call ATPs or Soldats, (sorry Seal, but you got the name wrong)" Hank explained. "Oh, and have you met the principle yet?"
"Oh, um no," Deimos said anxiously.
"Have you?" Sanford asked.
"Yes actually I have, but listen, if you get sent to his office, you are most likely going to die in that office."
Sanford and Deimos were puzzled by how Hank gave the statistics on the principle.
"How can Dr. Hayes be allowed to kill us?" Deimos asked.
"Your friend must be really gullible," Hank said to Sanford.
"He just is," Sanford replied.
"Anyway, everybody else calls our principle 'The Auditor' mainly because of how scary he is."
"How is an auditor scary?" Sanford asked.
"Ask your parents, they would know."
"Anyway I'm guessing that the so called 'Sheriff' is the vice principle," Deimos said trying to look smart.
"Deimos I realized that when we first went into his office!" Sanford told. "I can't believe that he has all A's in his classes but is a dumbass in real life."
The three "acquaintances"...
"That's good go on."
"Hey hank who are you talking to?"
"Nobody just go to you prank plans deimos."
"Okay."
Ummm should I just go to what Deimos is planning?
"Sure."
Okay, so Deimos pulled out of his backpack ingredients for fireworks, firecrackers, smoke bombs and stink bombs. It seems that Deimos was loaded to the teeth with pranks.
"Deimos, you've got to have a better way of killing time."
"I think that we make use of the smoke bombs and firecrackers in an attempt to ruin the Sheriff's reputation. This just might work."
"Hank we need to make small pranks first, not career ruining ones."
"Fine Sanford, we'll do whatever the queen of England wishes."
"I'm Australian asshole."
"Would you guys just shut up and help me make these fireworks!"
"Fine!"
Hank, Deimos, and Sanford were working on their firecrackers and smoke bombs. Well, Hank was just standing there and watching Deimos and Sanford build their equipment.
"Wait, wait, wait, Sanford why do you help Deimos on making his pranks and yet scold him for doing so?"
"Oh mainly because I'm bored and there's really nothing to do in this orphanage."
"Hey Sanford, hold this lever will you?"
"Sure."
While this was going on, the trio was being spied by another trio. One of them was wearing a hoodie and red sunglasses with a scarf covering his face, the second was wearing a fedora and a trench coat, and the third had green hair and was wearing anime cosplay. Soon an argument spawned.
"You know Al, I've just about had enough of your rivalry with Deimos."
"Hey maybe if he didn't put ipecac in my soda and get me suspended, then I might have done nothing on him."
"And yet you were able to put heroin in his locker and get him and Sanford expelled from Hinderson High School."
"Well do you know what he did right after that?"
"He basically destroyed your uncle's car and painted 'Al is a stupid motherfucker' yeah I believe I remember that, it was in the Goddamn News!"
"Boys I think that we need to stop bitching over the past and find out what to do."
"You see Hiro, you need to stop arguing like Kary here-"
*Ievan Polkka Theme*
"Who could be calling me, hello?"
"Hey Al, how's it going?"
"Um fine why did you call me?"
"Because our new recruit noticed three people using binoculars stalking us."
"How's Sanford?"
"Why not you just talk to him? Hey Sanford, they want to talk to you."
"Hello, Al, you suck."
"Funny, coming from the guy who got dumped by Kary you sure make an argument."
"Just shut up and stop this feud, ok it's just so annoying with all this spying and all these extremely dangerous pranks and chances of getting arrested."
"You know what, our new guy wants to say something to you."
" Oh really, what that would that be?"
"FUCK YOU!"
After that Hiro, Al, and Kary left and went home. While Hank ask Sanford about what the hell is going on.
"So Sanford what was that all about? And why did you say that I wanted say that."
"That was Al A. Sassin, he's the reason why we're in Nevada Academy."
"What happened."
"It all started with Deimos putting ipecac in Al's soda, in which caused Al to get suspended for vomiting on the principle's dress and desk."
Deimos interrupted, "Yeah and then he got me expelled by putting heroin in Sanford's and my locker. Then I wanted revenge for that so I went to his house and destroyed his uncle's car and painted 'Al is a stupid motherfucker'."
"I saw that on the news, you did that?"
"Yep but anyway that was what started our war, it has gone to stealing girlfriends, ruining cars, destroying TVs, and even planting cherry bombs in each other's rooms."
After that talk Hank was met by Ms. Amanda. "Hey Hank, who are these two kids?"
"Oh they are random kids in detention I caught. They seem to be smart and are working on some sort of science project. Anyway how's your sister?"
"She is getting better and might be able to leave the Asylum for her schizophrenia."
"That's good to know, see ya Ms. Amanda."
"Bye Hank."
"Damn, that woman looks hot."
"Deimos just shut up and work on you 'science project'. "
"Jeez Hank I didn't realize that you were that sensitive."
"Sanford shut up and help out Deimos alright, you know what how about this, I help you guys build, whatever you're making and you don't talk about anybody in this building."
"Deal."
The three kids started working on the project and made Deimos' most prized possession… the Atomic Smoke Bomb. And it only took about two hours to make it. Hank was impressed but realized that Deimos and Sanford have been at his orphanage for about four hours.
"Finally I can smoke nearly the entire school building, take that Al!"
"Hey, just as much as I would like you guys to stay, but aren't your parents worried about you guys."
"Well what time is it...? Oh shit! Sanford we got to go it's about seven-fifteen. Hey Hank could you hold the ASB while we're gone?"
"Sure, see you guys."
"Later."
"Sanford hurry up and let's get home."
A/N: Sorry about this but I am updating chapters 2-5, there won't be a six for right now, ok?