Okay, seeing as I have received a bunch of reviews, I shall continue on with Choices!
WINNER: Nny-like doll. It was unanimous.
I own nothing.
Johnny glanced at his new voice. It was a doll with long spider-like legs, but its face and hairstyle was bizarrely similar to his own. Its eyes were a pair of screws of all things.
It stood up from where it was sitting and grinned up at him.
"We have some new neighbors." It said with a high grating voice. "They just moved in. Said this house was an eyesore. The nerve…"
"Shut up Chaos." Nny snorted. "And in case you haven't noticed, this house is an eyesore."
"Well, it's OUR eyesore, and people should keep their mouths shut about it." Chaos growled.
"Oh give him a break!" Eff chortled. "He has a Brainfreezy, so there's no need to try and get him to kill them. He's a bit more… friendly, shall we say."
"Who were they?" Nny asked, sipping his Freezy.
"A man, a women, and two kids, teenagers." Chaos said nonchalantly, turning back towards the TV. Eff did so as well.
With a shrug, Nny sat down on the end of the couch and watched with them, allowing the screen to temporarily numb his mind. When he glanced at the clock, he blinked.
"HOLY SHIT!" He yelped in surprise. It had been exactly eight hours since he got home. He moaned and rubbed his forehead.
Chaos glanced up at him. "You should go out."
"Screw that!" Nny snapped. "I need to just go on a trip. I wanna leave town for a while."
"Why?" Mr. Eff asked, glancing up. "It's not as if you're going to have a good time. What difference will it make?"
Johnny shrugged. "I just… Just wanna travel, you know? You're a part of me, so you should both get the point."
Chaos nodded. "I suppose so. At any rate, you realize that I plan to tag along?"
Nny shrugged. "Whatever. I don't care."
Eff stood up and opened the door. "Shall we then?" He asked cheerfully, as though they were going on a picnic.
Nny grabbed his bag and stood up. Chaos jumped up and skittered over to Nny, who picked him up and put him on his shoulder.
They went to the car and Nny glanced at Eff.
Eff looked back at Nny for a moment with a hopeful expression on his face.
A slow grin worked its way up Nny's face. He tossed something to Mr. Eff with a soft laugh.
The doughboy looked at the object in his hands and grinned crazily.
The car keys.
"Where to?" Eff grinned crazily.
"Away from this dump!" Johnny cackled, climbing in the passenger seat of the car.
Eff turned the keys and pulled out of the drive way. He paused for a moment to tie a small wooden pole to his foot, and then tied that to the gas.
"Shouldn't you tie your other foot?" Asked Chaos nervously. "Just in case you need the brakes?"
"Why would I need the brakes?" Mr. Eff cackled madly. "I'm not going for my driver's license here."
Nny slowly reached for his seatbelt…
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When the car finally stopped, it was because it had run out of gas. They pulled into the gas station, with Mr. Eff still laughing, Chaos a nervous wreck, and Nny with a bemused smile on his face.
Johnny stepped out of the car and plugged it in. He only had cash, so he went into the store to pay.
The man at the register had a nasty look on his face as he argued with the woman who was also trying to get gas.
"You don't accept cash? What kind of bullshit is that?" She snapped at the tattooed man.
"Listen lady, you aren't gonna give me any crap here are ya? I don't make the rules, I just blindly enforce 'em!"
"Yeah, right!" The purple haired woman glowered at the fat fellow. "Then why is there a sign that says to bring cash to the front?"
Nny sighed and went back outside for a moment of fresh air, when a devilish little idea formed in his mind.
He opened the door and explained it to his voices. Crazed grins split their faces as they listened to Nny's plan.
Carefully, they climbed into Nny's backpack and he slung it over his shoulder. Walking back in he glared at the man in irritation as he argued with the woman in front.
He walked back and grabbed a cherry Fizz-Wiz and walked up. He waited patiently for the man to finish arguing for a full minute.
"Excuse me," He interrupted softly. "But I don't suppose you'd let me interrupt this to allow me to pay. I have exact change, all I need is this Fizz-wiz, nothing more."
The woman sighed and stepped aside. "Go ahead." She grumbled softly.
Nny walked up and swung his bag onto the counter. He opened it up, as though to pull out a wallet but 'accidently' spilled out its contents.
Before he could do anything, the man shoved most of the stuff haphazardly into the bag, too drunk to notice that it was filled with knives and the like. His hand paused at the sight of Chaos.
"Aww…" He laughed in a sing-song voice. "Does the little fag have a dolly?" He continued jeering at Nny in this manner for a few seconds as he lifted Chaos up.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you. That doll is possessed by the devil."
The man laughed. "Sure it is! And I'm a jackalope!"
"I shit you not." Nny shrugged.
Finally, Chaos got sick of being shaken about and sank his needle teeth into the man's hand.
"Eww…" Nny shuddered. "Spit that out! Imagine where it could have been!"
The man screamed aloud and fell backwards, knocking his head on the wall and passing out.
The trio fell over laughing. Actually, Eff fell out of the bag to the floor. When Eff looked up again, his eyes widened slightly.
"Umm, hey Nny?" He said nervously.
Johnny looked up and saw…Devi.
CHOICE TIME!
Will Devi…
Try to run
or
Mace Nny
YOU DECIDE!
