Authors Note: There's some drama in this chapter! Some things get interesting. Review!

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or anything mentioned, I only own my imagination.

Kurt sighed, as the conversation continued.

MsFutureBroadway: Back to business. Warblers, are we against you again for Sectionals?

Puckasaurus: You realize it's like Summer right?

MsFutureBroadway: Of course I do Noah, the real question is do you realize that they are capable of beating us at Sectionals? This is our Senior year Noah! We have to win!

GavelGuy: I'm pretty sure, David, Thad and I graduated though. Jeff, Nick, and Blaine are the new councilmen. Talk to them.

TennageDream: What? Im going to be on council? KURT! I'M GOING TO BE ON THE COUNCIL!

FinnIsCool!: Dude, you need to calm down, your sitting right next to Kurt, I can hear you from the kitchen, and your kinda scaring me.

MrFabulous: Finn, when did you change your screen name back? I think everyone agrees with me that your last on was more appropriate.

FinnIsCool!: Why are you so mean to me Kurtie?

MrFabulous: Why don't you knock when I'm in my room with Blaine?

FinnIsCool!: I think that was worse for me then you guys.

HeadBitch: Wanky!

BrittanySPierce: Can I be in the sweet boi kisses?

MrFabulous: No Britts, I'm sorry.

BrittanySPierce: It is ok Kurtie. I remembered you're a dolphin.

TechnicolorZebra: Wait, Blaine's over your house Kurt?

MrFabulous: Uhhh... Ummm... Maybe?

TechnicolorZebra: KURT ELIZABETH HUMMEL! You blew me off! We were supposed to go to the mall, but you said you had to be with your dad for something!

MrFabulous: Okay, I get it. I apologize. -but you can't say you haven't blown me off for a certain blonde!

ThreeIsBetterThanSix: Jeff?

SixIsBetterThanThree: Me?

TeenageDream: Matching names? Seriously? and I have to be on council with you guys, what has the world come to!

MrFabulous: No, not Jeff! Samuel!

Biebelicious: Don't call me Samuel!

MrFabulous: Samuel! Samuel! Samuel! Sammy! Sam-Sam!

Biebelicious: Sammy? Sam-Sam? Really Kurtie, you shouldn't have gone there!

TechnicolorZebra: Awwweee! Sam-Sam! That's adorable!

Biebelicious: Thanks a lot Kurt.

MrFabulous: Your welcome Sammy.

HeadCheerio: Wait? Is Mercedes and Sam dating? Oh My Grilled Cheesus!

HeadBitch: You know what I just realized? Mine and Quinn's screen names are way to much alike. Quinn change yours.

HeadCheerio: Why should I change mine! Change yours!

HeadBitch: Because mine represents me perfectly!

HeadCheerio: So does mine!

HeadBitch: For the past two years, you have got kicked off the team. Once because you're a baby mama and once because you chose Glee over Cheerleading. Oh and remember getting bitch slapped by a iceberg? Resorting to wearing sunglasses? You're not head cheerio, or anything of the sort.

HeadCheerio: You want to know why you such a bitch Santana? All you are is jealous.

HeadBitch: Thanks for proving my point. I am a bitch. I'm head bitch. Now go change your name, it won't be the first time Lucy.

HeadCheerio: I refuse to change my screen name McFake Boobs.

HeadBitch: Oh please! You got a nose job, whats the difference?

HeadCheerio: There is a huge difference!

HeadBitch: Quit your lying Fabray!

HeadCheerio: Quit being stupid Lopez!

HeadBitch: ¿Crees que soy estúpido? Por lo menos no soy un engaño, la mentira, feo pedazo de basura.

HeadCheerio: Should I be offended? Cause I seriously, don't know what any of that means.

TeenageDream: You should be VERY offended.

MrFabulous: Stay out of it Blaine, and you know Spanish?

TeenageDream: Of course, I'm fluent in it.

MrFabulous: You never cease to amaze me.

TechnicolorZebra: Awwee! Klainebows!

ZizesFTW: Will you all shut up? It was getting good!

Puckasaurus: That's my woman. And what did Santana say?

TeenageDream: Umm.. something along the lines of: "You think I'm stupid? At least I'm not a cheating, lying, ugly piece of junk."

MrFabulous: Blaine! Stay out of it!

Puckasaurus: Oh shut up Hummel. If he didn't tell us, I would have looked it up on google translate anyway.

HeadCheerio: I can not believe she said that! Listen here "Head Bitch" as soon as we get back to school, I'm not having any mercy. That includes, I won't retract a little statement if a certain 'secret' slips out. You understand Lopez.

HeadBitch: Por favor, déjame matar a su

TeenageDream: And that translates as: "Please, let me kill her"

MsFutureBroadway: No! Don't kill her! We need both of you intact for competition!

MrFabulous: Are you serious right now? Rachel, hush. Blaine, STAY OUT OF IT!

TeenageDream: Ouch! Kurt slapped me!

BrittanySPierce: Wanky!

HeadBitch: Bad timing Brittany.

BrittanySPierce: Oh...

TechnicolorZebra: What's Santana's secret?

HeadCheerio: That she's a lesbian.

Puckasauras: Oh My Grilled Cheesus.

FinnIsCool!: But she slept with me?

MsFutureBroadway: Finn!

FinnIsCool!: Sorry Rach.

MrFabulous: Did you seriously just out Santana? That is so low! I wouldn't even do that to my worst enemy. In fact- I didn't out my worst enemy!

HeadCheerio: Like any of you didn't know.

Wheels123: I knew, the way she looked at Brittany was like true love.

BrownEyedAsian: I had my suspicious ever since 'Landslide'

Biebelicious: I agree with Kurt, that was really low Quinn.

GavelGuy: Did anyone else catch what Kurt said about his worst enemy?

HiImDavidHiImDavidHiImDavid: I did! But who's his worst enemy?

FinnIsCool!: Karofsky.

Puckasaurus: Karofsky's gay? Why would he out himself to Kurt?

Wheels123: His and Santana's relationship makes a whole lot more sense now.

Puckasaurus: They were each other's beards!

MrFabulous: I didn't mean it like that. I just wouldn't out anyone.

Puckasaurus: But is Karofsky gay?

MrFabulous: Thats not my place to deny or confirm! Blaine, keep your mouth shut.

FinnIsCool!: So Blaine knows too? But you won't tell your own brother!

HeadBitch: Leave poor Porcelain alone. -And yes Karofsky and I were each other beards. If this leaves Glee club I swear I will go all Sue Sylvester on each and every one of you.

BrownEyedAsian: I forgot to congratulate Mercedes and Sam!

Wheels123: I think we all kinda got distracted.

MrFabulous: Samcedes!

BrownEyedAsian: Why didn't you tell me Mercedes?

TechnicolorZebra: It was supposed to be a secret!

MrFabulous: Whoops! My bad! You guys seriously had the worse timing though, when you came into the coffee shop.

TechnicolorZebra: Oh yeah! You told me we had interrupted yours and Blaine's first 'I love you's.

MsFutureBroadway: Aweee!

GavelGuy: Awwweee! Guys? Your klainebows are showing.

ThreeIsBetterThanSix: I think I have a cavity by how sweet that is

SixIsBetterThanThree: I'm suffocating from the adorable-ness. Nick help me!

ThreeIsBetterThanSix: I can't! Too... much... Klaine...

SixIsBetterThanThree: Oh my God! Klaine! You just killed Nick!

FinnIsCool!: Did he just say Oh my God?

Wheels123: It's been so long since someone has said that.

Puckasaurus: Yeah. Cause we always say Grilled Cheesus.

TeenageDream: Oh yeah! I wanted to ask about that but I forgot...

MrFabulous: Finn went to make a grilled cheese sandwich one day but when he grilled it, it burned. Which is normal, except if you looked at the burn, it looked just like Jesus. So, Finn started to worship it.

FinnIsCool!: I thought I had a direct line to God or something.

MrFabulous: It was a very religious week, unfortunately.

FinnIsCool!: Yeah, cause of a sandwich, and Burt being in the hospital.

MrFabulous: Well anyway, Finn worshiped the sandwich, it was named 'Grilled Cheesus' but then he ate it. Which was gross by the way, it had to be a week old by then.

FinnIsCool!: It was but Kurtie! I was hungry!

MrFabulous: What ever.