Hello to my lovely readers! I was planning on writing this tomorrow night, but inspiration just hit me today (very hard lol) and I decided I might as well post now. Also, I have to babysit Saturday and will most likely have plans tomorrow. I will try and get the next chapter updated by Monday if I recieve eight reviews. I hate when authors make that rule, but as an author I understand the need for constructive critcisms and just knowing if people are enjoying your story. So here is the next chapter of my fabulous story.

P.S. All familar character's are owned by Stephenie Meyer not me (darn), but this story is owned by me! (YAY ME!)

"ALICE! PLEASE SLOW DOWN!" Nessie shouted.

Nessie and Alice left the house only five minutes ago and they were already half way to New York City. The ride normally took two hours with humans driving and it even took Edward longer than ten minutes to get near the city. The plan was to go to a mall nearby, but Alice decided to use Nessie's punishment to her advantage and make an even longer shopping spree.

"Nessie, Please. I am trying to concentrate! Besides the faster we get to the city the faster your 'punishment' will end. Although, I don't think it's very kind that you think spending time with your Aunt Alice is punishment. I mean.." Alice babbled.

"Aunt Alice! I love spending time with you and shopping... shopping is fun, but not your kind of shopping. I personally like spending time in stores, trying stuff on is quite fun," Nessie interrupted.

"But, if I already see that it will look fantastic on you why waster time trying clothes on?" asked Alice.

"Please? Let me just try on the clothes you pick out? I would like to atleast pretend that I have a say on my wardrobe!" replied Nessie.

"So if I let you try on clothes will you cut the complaints down a little bit?" begged Alice.

"Fine. You've got yourself a deal!" exclaimed Nessie. She was just happy to be allowed to try on clothes.

Romeo, save me
I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you, but you never come
Is this in my head
I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring
And said

Marry me, Juliet, you'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad
Go pick out a white dress
It's a love story
Baby, just say yes

Nessie was quickly out of her seat and lunged into the back to grab her cell phone. She hadn't even noticed the amused expression Alice wore on her face, all she worried about was answering the phone. She needed to hear his voice it may sound pathetic but having him in her life keeps her sane. Having a boyfriend is the only ounce of normality in her life (even if he is a werewolf). She finally found the phone and quickly flipped it open, "Hello?" she panted, running out of breathe.

"Hi hon," a voice replied back to her "How are you?"

"I miss you like crazy and we are almost to the store so that will be oh so much fun," Nessie said, a sarcastic tone grabbing her words.

"I miss you too. And I am sure shopping won't be that bad," Jacob lied, of course shopping would be horrible he has experienced shopping with Alice.

"Thanks for lying to me hon. I love you and I'll see you in a few hours," said Nessie.

"Love you too. Bye. Try and enjoy yourself."

"Whoops, got to go we are there. Bye," replied Nessie quickly as Alice pulled her out of the car leaving her cell phone (still on with Jacob) on the passenger sedat.

"COME ON! COME ON! You are so slow the stores are calling!" said an exuberhant (sp?) Alice, who began to hop down the crowded streets of New York.

"Calm down Alice. The stores aren't gonna run off."

"They will close eventually," replied Alice with a smug smile tugging the corners of her lips.

"Ugggghhhhhh," Nessie sighed (the way only us teenagers can do) and said "Okkkk we might as well get my punishment over and done with. Besides we have to be home by 10 pm and its 5pm so we don't have very long."

"YAY!" Alice chirped as she pulled Nessie into the store on her left.

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Four and a half hours and many shopping bags later Alice and Nessie were about to enter their final store of the day.

"Hi! Do you need any help today?" said a very chipper saleslady.

"Just wait," Nessie thought "Hurricane Alice will make the saleslady cower in the corner by the time we are done shopping here."

"Yes we do need help. I want to look at all of your dresses, bathing suits, and skirts," said Alice while handing the women a $1000 dollar bill.

"Right Away, mam," the chipper saleslady replied "What sizes should we be lokking for? You seem to be about a 2 short in pants."

"Ohhh. Not for me. For her," Alice said pointing to me "Here, I have all of her measurements written down on this," she said handing the small booklet to the saleslady "Everything you need to know is in this book; sizes, favorite colors, most flattering colors, and e.t.c. We will wait right here until you are ready. Do you have any type of seats? We have been shopping for quite a while and my feet have began to ache."

Nessie hads to stifle a chuckle at that remark. Alice hasn't had a foot ache in more than fifty years. Her feet on the other hand were throbbing, red, and swollen. Of course, Alice had made her wear high heels so as soon as she got home she was going to dip her fet in a nice warm footbath.

"Ummm... yes... we uh have ... couch right there," said the saleslady pointing to the couch, obviously intiminated by the pixie like creature "We will be back with your clothes in fourty minutes."

"I will give you $3000 extra if you have her clothes ready in twenty minutes," said Alice trying to hold the intimidating stance. But, Nessie could see that she was quite amused by the cowardly saleslady.

"Ummm... sure okay we will uh have your uh clothes ready for you to look through in... um twenty minutes," stuttered that saleslady. "Poor women it wasn't her fault that Alice was a shopaholic and a phsycopath (sp?)," Nessie thought.

The saleslady raced to the storeroom with five other employees. All that was left was a creepy male sales associate. His eyes kept roaming up and down Nessie's body until finally focusing on her chest, whci by the way was very exposed because of the v-neck sweater dress Alice forced her into.

"Atleast all the clothes Alice bought are slutty enough to anger dad," Nessie thought. She wasn't mad at her dad really, but it was kind of fun to see him trying to stop seeing all the human boys fantasies about her. Also, the more revealing clothes she wore the wider Jacob's mouth dropped when he saw her. It was also funny to see her dad glower at Jacob for his "inappropiate" thoughts. It's not like she meant to play games with Jacob, but she often dropped something or fell which exposed part of her chest to him. She honestly only liked it a little bit. Hey! He is her boyfriend! And she is still a little jealous of the fact that he was in love with her mother, so it's fun to see how much he worships her.

By the time the sales associate came back Alice had already called Jasper, wrote a great American novel, and crocheted a scarf (just kidding), but trust me if Alice could sleep she would have past out fifteen minutes ago. She doesn't have the most patience in the world. Nessie was happily daydreaming and just enjoying the peace and quiet for a little bit. She knew all too well that it would all end shortly and mass chaos would ensue instead.

"We'll take that, hmm, and that.. ewwwwwwwww not that " Alice babbled on and on... just as Nessie felt herself fall asleep Alice jumped on her "Come on sleepy head you have to try on ALL these clothes! It was the deal remember?" Alice said with a mischevous tone and a smug smile.

"Screw the deal Alice! I ... I just want to sleep! You win! We'll get all the clothes you want if we can just GO!" said an exausted Nessie.

"YAY! THANK YOU!" Alice said reaching up to give Nessie a HUGE hug, "We will take all of these ok?"

The salesady looked shocked but she counted each item and informed Alice that the price would be $50,000. When Nessie heard the $ amount she was so mad, but she was too tired to object, so Alice won and each bag was packed and placed in the car by the employees.

"Thank you guys! We will definetely (sp?) come back again! Have a good night!" Alice squealed. She then got into the driver's seat and turned her head to talk to Nessie, but noticed that she was already sleeping. "Oh, well," she though "Atleast she let me buy her all of those clothes." With that Alice turned the keys into the engine and it purred to life.. she took off with a loud squeal.

And that is the end of this chapter! If you review I will give you a sneekpeak of what is to come! If I get eight more reviews I will update by Monday if not then you will have to wait until I have a chance to write and update. Thank you for reading! Love, HRS :)