The gay Dalek
The tardis had come to a stop in the middle of a Desert. The Doctor had fallen on his sexy Arse during the ride and Mary-sue helped him to his feet.
"Are you hurt Doctor?" she asked. "No, I'm fine, I had a soft landing" he replied "right, shall we see were we are" and he scurried to the door with Mary-sue following graciously behind. He slowly opened them and could see sand everywhere.
"Where have we landed Doctor?" Mary-sue asked.
"A Desert" the Doctor replied. "Why a Desert?" Mary-sue wondered as she put on mascara because Mary-sue needs to look her best. "I fancied making Sandcastles and with all this sand, we can make loads of sandcastles. Right, Mary-sue, fetch some buckets and spades. We'll make Sandcastles together" the Doctor informed. Mary-sue nodded and skipped merrily into the depts of the Tardis. She reappeared mere seconds later carrying spades and Buckets.
"Ok, shall we get started" the Doctor said, taking his bucket and spade. The future love birds headed out into the Desert and were about to start making Sandcastles but had to stop when they noticed a figure approacing them.
"EX-TER-MIN-ATE, EX-TER-MIN-ATE" it chanted. The Doctor realised that it was actually a Dalek, but there was something very odd about this one. It was wearing a pink, sparkly tutu, a tiara and a pair of wings. It also had a wand with a little star stuck on the top, poking out of it's ray gun.
"Why are you dressed like that?" the Doctor asked. "I AM GAY" the Dalek replied. The Doctor couldn't believe his eyes and ears. A Dalek dressed like a fairy princess and gay.
"You are gay?" the Doctor asked. "BE-CAUSE I HAVE A FETISH FOR THE MALES OF THE HU-MAN RACE AND I DRESS LIKE THIS BECAUSE I'M ABIT OF A TRANS-VES-TITE" the Dalek replied.
"Sir, lunch shall we ready shortly" the Cyberman informed. It was wearing a pinny with pink frills and holding a wooden spoon.
"Thankyou Cyberman" the Doctor replied. The Cyberman got a glimspe of the Dalek and laughed.
"Ha-Ha, it's the fairy god Dalek" it taunted.
"DO NOT IN-SULT ME, I WILL GET VERY ANGRY YOU STU-PID MET-AL FRUIT-CAKE" the Dalek shrieked.
"Do not use that tone with me" the Cyberman warned, brandishing the wooden spoon.
"WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO, SPOON ME TO DEATH?" the Dalek asked.
"Oh, keep your sarcastic comments to yourself" the Cyberman spat.
"Aaaaaaaanyway" the Doctor interupted "me and Mary-sue were about to make sandcastles. Anyway, why arn't you with the other Daleks?".
"THEY BANISHED ME FOR BE-ING GAY, I AM A-LONE, CAN I STAY WITH YOU?" it asked. The Doctor couldn't believe his ears.
"No, you cannot stay with me, I am your enemy" he barked.
"awwww, come on Doctor, the poor thing is lonely" sighed mary-sue, stroking the Dalek on the head.
"Ok then" the Doctor sighed. He absolutely adored Mary-sue and would do anything for her "but it better behave".
"I WILL BE-HAVE" the Dalek boomed.
"And no coming onto me. I know you're Gay but I'm not that kind of man" the Doctor warned.
"MAY-BE YOU SHOULD KISS ME ONCE DOC-TOR, YOU COULD BE WRONG" the Dalek suggested. "Get out of it, I am not Gay" the Doctor barked.
"PROVE IT" the Dalek boomed. The Doctor grabbed Mary-sue by the waist and kissed her passionatly for a full five minutes as the Dalek and Cyberman looked on. After he had finished, he turned to the Dalek with his hands on his hips.
"Satisfied?" he asked.
"O-K, I BE-LEIVE YOU" the Dalek replied.
"Good, now no coming on to me, that's my first rule" the Doctor warned.
"O-K, MAY-BE I SHOULD TRY THE CYBER-MAN"the Dalek suggested.
"What?" the Cyberman gasped.
"THAT'S RIGHT, I WANT TO BE YOUR LOVER" The Dalek announced. "Noooooooooooooooo" the Cyberman roared then ran into the Tardis with the Dalek chasing after it chanting "KISS ME CYBER-STUD".
"Ok, Mary-sue, shall we get started on the Sandcastles?" the Doctor suggested.