The Green Masked Fox
by Uzunaru999
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or The Mask. This Fanfic is for entertainment purposes only. Happy reading, please review.
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Chapter 2 Silliness
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Academy
Naruto giggled as he continued to annoy his target. The target was so easy to break for him, to others it was near impossible. But for Naruto nothing was impossible And so he sat next to his target and simply made a single noise.
"Quack."
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Nothing
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"Quack."
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*twitch*
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"Quack."
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*tick on forehead*
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"Qua-"
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"WOULD YOU LEAVE ME ALONE YOU DOBE!" yelled a very angry Sasuke. But when he turned to look at the person responsible all he found was a box that had a slip of paper that read.
"The secret to defeating an older homicidal sibling."
Sasuke totally forgot Naruto and ripped open the package. And just as he lifted the lid a bright red boxing glove shot out and bashed him in the face. The glove launched Sasuke outside the classroom window.
All the kids, minus the fangirls, erupt in laughter. The laughter died down when a horde of ANBU, Jounin and a few chunnin burst through the door.
"Uzumaki Naruto you are to come with us this instant." Naruto looked on with boredom and he said, "Do you guys actually think you can catch me?"
The lead ANBU sighed, "No not really but orders are orders. So you want to start?" When the ANBU looked again all he saw was a cardboard cut out of the infamous blond. The group groan and the leader told them to spread out.
The chase didn't really start until they found him in the village square doing magic tricks for young children. When the chasers arrive Naruto spoke to the awed kids.
"And now for my greatest trick I will escape these men while humiliating them publicly!"
The men tried to charge only to be caught in a field of mouse traps. The ninja tried to escape, but all they got was pain. The children cheered for Naruto, who started running away from the shinobi that didn't get caught by the traps.
"Grrrr, when I get my hand on that boy."
They chased Naruto around a corner only for him to disappear again. The ninja groaned, the leader shouted, "Scatter and find that brat!"
As the last pursuer left a man on a bench lowered the newspaper that he was reading. Behind the newspaper was Naruto with a fake mustache.
"Hehe suckers. Now time to do the last part. MEEP MEEP!" And with super speed Naruto disappeared in a dust cloud shaped like himself.
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Clearing
Naruto stood on one half of a training ground, on the other was the remaining ANBU that had chased him. Most if not all of them were panting from exhaustion. The lead ANBU took a step forward.
"Theres no where else to go Uzumaki, give up."
Naruto just gave a evil smile, "Well before we go I have something to give you, PAINT BOMB!" Naruto then shot an orange object at the ANBU. The shinobi out of reflex took out his tanto and sliced it in half. What surprised them was that the orange object wasn't a paint bomb, no it was a book. But not any book, no it was the newest Icha Icha Paradise novel.
It took a few seconds for the ANBU to realize what happened. But then it was too late, an angry roar sounded.
"YOU KILLED MY PRESIOUS! DIE!" All the ANBU paled as they saw Kakashi Hatake running at them with a chidori with madness in his eyes. When the jounin hit the group the sound of bowling pins being knocked over was heard, and the ANBU were thrown into the air like rage dolls.
Naruto, Loki, and Kyuubi laughed as they left the clearing. Happy that the dangerous scheme had gone according to plan. But it was short lived as the Hokage himself appeared and he was mad.
"Naruto you are to come with me to the council meeting or I will band Ramen from the fire nation."
Naruto and his tenants gasped, "You wouldn't dare!"
"Try me Naruto-kun." replied Hiruzen with a gleam in his eyes.
Naruto grumbled, "Alright, just let me go and change out of these sweaty clothes. I promise to be there in an hour." The Hokage nodded, knowing that Naruto never breaks a promise.
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Council Chambers
A pink haired woman growled, "Where is that de-I mean brat?" All of the clan heads and the hokage glared.
"I'd watch my mouth if I were you council woman Haruno. You don't want to break a law and make your daughter a orphan, do you?" The woman gulped and shut up.
About 30 minutes, just before the hour mark was up a knock was heard at the door. Hiruzen told his guards to open it. The person that walked in was dressed to impress. Naruto was wearing a tux made of the finest cloth and all of it green with the kanji of "Green Fox" on the back of it. He also wore a a dark green hat with black tie.
"Well hello honorable council how can I help you today." Naruto sat down in a nearby chair and smiled.
The Haruno clan woman growled, "How did you afford something like that boy?" Naruto gave a evil grin and pulled on the collar of his green suit, "You should know Haruno-san, you paid for it."
The woman screeched, "I DID NO SUCH THING!" Naruto took out a piece of paper and handed it to the Hokage. The Hokage as surprised when he saw the council woman's handwriting on the bill.
"Well Haruno-san it according to this you did, and theres nothing you can do to change it." The pink haired woman turned red in anger. Tsume Inuzuka had her fist in her jaw to stop from laughing.
The Hokage coughed, "Now we all know why we are here. It is to discuss how Naruto was able to manipulate the Hokage monument."
"Not telling." Was Naruto's only reply. The civilian council growled while the clan heads thought the meeting was a total waste of time.
"You will tell us the truth urchin!", yelled a wealthy shop merchant.
"Why should I tell you goose eggs anything? I mean most of the time you've been trying to have me killed or banished from Konoha. Even one of you has tried to turn me into a weapon. So tell me why in the hell I should even acknowledge you as a human being?" Replied Naruto coolly.
The Civilian members ground their teeth together in rage. Naruto just sat in his chair filing his nails. Hiruzen slumped his head in exhaustion, "Lets just call this meeting to a close, we have no right to question him. This has been nothing but a farce."
The civilians tried to convince the Hokage, but the chamber was already emptying out.
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TBC...