Hey guys thanx 4 all the reviews… well the 3 lol but anyway… hope u like it and HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!

Disclaimer: I own many things… a phone.. a dog…a clothes… and I even own copies of the twilight saga… unfortunately I do not own TWILIGHT!! (grrr) sm does so whatever haha

Oh Crap!!

Man its not like I even wanted to talk to the guy. He spoke to me, anyway like I care its not like I will see him again. I don't go to school remember!!

Obviously Carly didn't.

" I swear if you even speak another word to our new neighbours I will have you grounded so bad you wont even remember what the world looks like." Was that supposed to scare me? Maybe but Carly looks so mad as she is saying this I have to make her feel like the tosser she is.

He is our neighbour? Oh yeah I didn't even notice the house next door with a room directly opposite mine. Hmmm weird.

"OK so I'm not allowed to talk to them. Got it!" This is gonna be good. "so next time one of them talks to me I will be mute. No words. Gee I hope he doesn't ask me for your number because then I would hate to ruin your chances with him. And oh my god! What happens if you are dying and need help and they are the only ones available. I guess I should… as much as it pains me… let you die." Fake tear (sigh) " but it is a sacrifice I am willing to make. I hope you do not die anytime soon but if you are dying I will obey your command and let you die"

" GRRRRR I HATE YOU!!!!" haha gottcha.

Well there is one benefit to having your parents and sister hate you. You can do whatever you want. I mean I don't get into trouble at all as long as I am not around and do not annoy them, speak to them or do anything that embarrasses them or in anyway tells people that I am their daughter.

This of course is the worst thing that could ever happen to a seventeen year old girl. NOT!!! IT IS AWESOME!!!

I get to go out late, wear whatever I want, do whatever I want, with whoever I want. With exceptions of course, but what do I care? And to top it off, since Carly is the favorite my parents try and control every aspect of her life, she needs to be perfect. She loves the attention and everything, but if I were her I would go crazy. Well crazier than I already am.

"Womanizer, Woman-Womanizer, You're a womanizer, Oh Womanizer, Oh You're a Womanizer Baby, You, You, You, Are, You, You, You Are ,Womanizer, Womanizer, Womanizer"

" Hello" who would be calling me?

" Hey bells. You sound like you don't know who it is? I'm hurt that you wouldn't recognise your best friend when you hear them. Gosh!!!" Omg I cant believe I didn't check caller I.D.

" Of course I know its you Nate! I just forgot to check who it was. Had another run in with the scrubber of a sister! ( sorry but scrubber is an aussie term for loser, sort of like really gross and weird person. Lol)"

"HAHA sucked in… at least when you are eighteen you can move out. By the way how is life on your side of the world?" Nate is such a loser. Cant believe I am best friends with such a lame guy. But I guess I cant help it. Weird people are cool. (ALEXXX lol)

" Yeah cant wait for that… yeah forks is okay. Cold and rainy just the way I like it!"

" Whatever floats your boat.. and I sent your programs and microphone for you to record your songs, just as you asked. You see the things I do for you?"

" You know I love you.. my little manwhore" I mean seriously the amount of girls this man has gone through would put any guy to shame.

That's how we became friends. I was the first girl to ever repeatedly turn him down or even insult him. I became a challenge and after weeks of torture he gave up and eventually started acting humanely towards me and we have been friends ever since.

" You know you want me!!!!" Manwhore!!!

" oh yeah I cant believe I let you go.. don't you see.. all I want is you and your hot body…mmmm!!!" we always do this and yet he continues to believe I seriously have a thing for him.

" Say what you want… deep down you want me!!!"

" Sure, Sure… now I'm going to hang up now because you are boring." Minus the fact that it is eleven at night and I am sleepy. When did it get this late?

" Okay Bells.. don't break anything with your ass… we don't want people to run for cover every time you walk past in case you fall… love you lots." Why am I friends with him again?

"Whatever bye"

Okay now some serious sleep time. Where is my stupid iPod?

Great first day of school tomorrow. For Carly anyway, at least it will give me a chance to catch up with my music.

"AHAH!!! FOUND IT!!!" finally my iPod.

"Shut up. Seriously we told you that we don't want to hear a word from you past nine! You do not exist to us after those hours now SHUT UP!!!" Stupid Renee.

See what I mean. Its like I'm the only relatively humane person here and that is saying something. Ooooh I love this song!

Did my make up and my hair the way you like (like) you like (like)
Still you seem to find somethin` `bout me that isn`t right (right) right (right)
You called me sexy when we first began
I`m sorry this is the way i am
I`m crazy just for givin` you a chance, chance
This will never happen again?

Look what you did to me cut me so very deep
I need a doctor cause this is startin` to burn
Don`t try to fix it now the bridge is to the ground
This love is over so baby just let it burn

Well that's the second chapter hope you like it!!!

Sorry if you don't understand some words its weird trying to write remembering some words are spelt differently or whatever since I'm Aussie.

Anyway the song is Burn by Jessica Mauboy if you haven't heard it its really good so download it and tell me if you like it lol

Shout out to my bestie Alex!!! Lol aka jaz .no1 fanpire…

ITS ALL ABOUT THE LEMONS!!!

REVIEW please with any tips or thing u wanna see or don't like..

Xoxox

Amy