"The Clown Prince of Crime is back! Harley are you here?" I say as I get to the hideout. Had she moved it on me? It's never been moved, but maybe because I took longer on my vacation than I had originally told her she got angry and took everything? After I walk around a little bit more I get to the center of the hideout and I see Harley asleep in my chair.

"Harles?" I ask.

"Mr. J?" She looks up confused, did this seem like a dream to her?

"I'm back Harles, sorry I was away so long. I got you a present," I handed her a little gold tiara. She's always wanted to be a princess.

"Mr. J! You are back! Why did you take so long? I was starting to believe the rumors that you had been killed by Batman!" She jumped up and hugged me.

"Where is everyone else?" normally my gang hung around all the time, had they left?

"They only come by at night anymore. Work for you during the nights and someone else during the day," she said.

"Who are they working for?" I wondered.

"Different people. Some for Riddles, some for Dent. Although, I heard they are working together now. They had been working together, but had been captured. They escaped though and are now maybe even more than working together. There's been a lot of weird rumors of people getting together lately."

"Really? Who else?" I seriously wondered, I always wanted to play villain matchmaker. I always saw Ivy and Kittycats getting together, and I could never see Freeze with anyone. He was too in love with his frozen wife.

"All kinds of people. The weirdest though is because people haven't seen you lately and a lot of criminals who are hard to catch have started getting caught, they think you have started sleeping with Batman," she said laughing.

"Me? With Bats? Hahahahahaha," I laughed, a little more than I should have, "So how much have we brought in since I went on vacation?"

"Half a million and 30 dead," she said.

"You've been a busy girl. Thank you for keeping things going while I've been gone. I ended up finding and working with a gang in a nearby city. It was nice to be away from Gotham, but I've started to miss it," I said.

I walked into another room, my bedroom. I looked around and thought about how much I really did miss this place. The mayhem I caused. I was going to take a nap. Tonight would be a long night. I wanted to talk to some of my gang. I missed them more than I had expected.

I had been helping Bruce capture regular criminals, which had been going well, but Harley was starting to get out of hand, even for my standards. We had to stop her. Bruce wasn't going to ask me to give away my hideaway and my own gang, but he was feeling down lately. The boy blunder had recently run away to go live with Superman for a while. I was surprised how much I actually missed him, but I knew Bruce was worried about him and wondering if they could ever get back on good terms again.

I knew getting Harley into Arkham would cheer him up so I set up this plan. I would go in, find out what's been going on lately, and Bruce would come in tonight to "capture" us.

Honestly, now that I'm here I wanted to commit another crime. It's the last chance I have to ever feel that rush again, after tonight by hideout and followers would be gone. I'm tired so I end up falling asleep hoping I'll dream of a good scheme for tonight.