Here's Vanellope's reaction to the Oscar loss. Just for you guys!
Chapter 2: Vanellope's Rant
Vanellope: (stomps onto the stage) Sup?
Interviewer #1: Hello, Vanellope. How are you?
Vanellope: Really pissed, that's for sure.
Interviewer #1: I'm sorry that you lost the Oscar for Best Animated Feature for 'Wreck-it-Ralph'. Can you comment on this?
Vanellope: Oh, yeah. I think this is totally unfair that the Academy shuns us out for that category. I mean, how can 'Brave' be the clear winner instead of us? Everything about Wreck-it-Ralph screamed 'Oscar-worthy'; the story, the humor, the message...how the (bleep) can the Oscars look down on us like we're pieces of Disney (bleep)?
Interviewer #2: Ralph was just here a few minutes ago about how he didn't make a big deal about losing the Oscar.
Vanellope: That's stinkface for ya. It may not bother him, but it definitely bothers me.
Interviewer #2: So, we saw your face on the camera when the announcer said that 'Brave' won the Oscar for Best Animated Feature over you guys and you seemed very upset over this. True or false?
Vanellope: Very true. I felt like I wanted to get a bow and arrow and aim it at those pieces of Pixar (bleep) for shunning us out.
Interviewer #3: Are you planning to attend the afterparty?
Vanellope: Why would I want to attend the (bleep)ing Oscar afterparty after what they did? I'm spreading the word to the cast of Wreck it Ralph for my own Anti-Oscar afterparty because it just ain't fair that we lost to Pixar. And after this, we're gonna call a super boycott against the Academy and everyone can pretty much bash them on Twitter.
Interviewer #4: Vanellope, is there a sequel in store for 'Wreck-It-Ralph'?
Vanellope: Let's hope so. The sequel will be twice as awesome as the first, will be a bigger success and we'll kick Pixar's ass at the Oscars and the first thing I'll say...who's taking the gold home now? Suck it, Pixar! (laughing)
Interviewer #3: But aren't you at least honored to be nominated?
Vanellope: Are you nuts? That's like saying you lost the second round and end up on last place or being called a glitch. I want to write a very strongly worded letter to the Academy with extra curse words that I never used in the movie and tell them that they're nothing but brainless pieces of (bleep_ for letting the Oscar go to 'Brave' instead of us.
Interviewer #3: Most of the nominees that have lost to Pixar, they find it an honor to be nominated with such amazing animnated movies every year.
Vanellope: Well then, they're just a couple of wimps who don't know a real movie when they see it. Pixar's lame and all.
Interviewer #2: But it paved the way for other studios to succeed in different animation fields.
Vanellope: That's true. But still...we would've won if they hadn't have screwed it up so bad. I'm gonna make a little song, dissing the Academy.
Vanellope: (beat boxes)
Yo, Pixar
What are ya, crazy?
There's other good movies
but the Academy's so (bleep)ing lazy
Always one to hog
the spotlight
for too long
Makes me wanna fight
(Bleep) Pixar
and (bleep) the Academy
for putting us in the
less than ordinary
We'll kick you straight
into the balls
when we see you
roll down like Roman falls
Vanellope: (giggles) That was only the little intro version, but I'll pretty much sing it at my afterparty.
Interviewers: (silent)
Vanellope: Okay then...see ya! And also...(bleep) Pixar!
How's this? Hope ya like! Wreck it Ralph did win a Kids Choice Awards recetnly...so that's good.
