Hello Operator – Earth

Hello Operator, give me SG 1.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! Jack's got a big space gun!

Hello Operator, give me SG 2.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! Ferretti has the flu.

Hello Operator, give me SG 3.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! Them marines have gotta pee!

Hello Operator, give me SG 4.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! They're headed to the gate..er...door.

Hello Operator, give me SG 5.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I'm not sure they're alive...

Hello Operator, give me SG 6.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! They're watching Wormhole X-Treme on Netflix.

Hello Operator, give me SG 7.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! They're on a mission with SG 11.

Hello Operator, give me SG 8.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! They're still not back through the gate. (That team is always late; it must be something they ate!)

Hello Operator, give me number 9.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! They're reprograming a mine!

Hello Operator, give me SG 10.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! I think...hello? Not again!

Hello my dear reader, give me a review.

Sorry, sorry, sorry! You know just what to do!