Rating: M

Pairing: Beastboy/Terra, Robin/Starfire, future Deadpool/Outlaw

Author's Notes: Hey again. I hope you all liked the first chapter. To make Deadpool easier to visualize, think about the Deadpool seen in Hulk vs. Wolverine. One of my readers mentioned that that version was the closest to the same type of animation as the animation in Teen Titans, with the same voice as well. He has two Katana swords, instead of the two Butterfly Swords from the movie…since I think they would be more effective in battle. I hope that answers some of your questions. I also hope you all liked the overly fluff BB/T-ness. And since Wade will be teaming up with them soon, you can all expect that he'll be ruining any future moments for them. HAHAHAA! Please enjoy the second installment of what I hope to be another hit story. PEACE!

Chapter 2: Friend or Foe?

The Titans reentered the now damaged tower. Cyborg, carrying the unconscious Deadpool on his shoulders went down the hall towards the interrogation cell. Robin, Raven, and Starfire sat down on the couch, while Terra went to her room to change into a dry pair of clothes. Beastboy went into the kitchen, looking for an icepack for his black eye. "Damn… for a walking stick man, that dude sure packs one hell of a punch." He groaned, placing the icepack on his swollen left eye. Beastboy sighed in relief as the cold sensation soothed his sore and aching eye. "And did you see how he survived that freakish explosion? How the hell isn't he dead?"

Robin frowned, and let out a loud sigh. "Yeah, we saw…. Plus the fact he uses firearms makes him even more dangerous. Someone must really want us gone if they sent someone like him after us. But the question is who would?" At first, everyone looked at Robin with a raised eyebrow, as if he just asked a dumb question. "I'm pretty sure it's not Slade. After fighting with him, I suspect he prefers to take us down personally. But other than him, I don't know who would want us killed."

The Titans took a moment to think. Who, other than Slade, would want them assassinated? This wasn't like other ambushes. Deadpool was a first for the team in the sense of enemies. Deadpool had guns, explosives, and swords. The worst they encountered so far was the HIVE team and Slade's robots. This was the first time the fought someone who used lethal force against them. "I guess we'll have to BEAT the answers out him, than!" The Titans turned, and saw Terra walking into the room. She was now wearing her regular clothes. Black shirt with a yellow "T" on it, blue jean shorts, brown boots and black leather gloves. "It's payback time."

( WITH DEADPOOL )

"Oh great…this is just great." Deadpool mumbled to himself, sitting in the interrogation room. He was strapped into a titanium chair, which was welded to the ground. His ankles were bound together with handcuffs and duct tape, and his thighs bound together with leather belts. His waist was strapped to the back of the chair with chains, completely immobilizing him. Deadpool's wrists were bound together with a thick layer of duct tape, and his forearms and biceps were bound with duct tape. And his weapons he had with him were now in a pile beside the entrance. "Deadpool, the world's deadliest mercenary was taken down by a group of teenagers going through puberty. Outlaw will have a field day when she finds out." Wade lunged forward, trying to break the chains holding him, but to no avail. "Note to self: If I ever have a chance to slice a chick's bra in half…think about it more, THEN do it." By that time, the sliding doors opened and the five Titans walked in.

Robin walked up, and sat across the table from Deadpool. Raven and Starfire stayed back, with Terra and Beastboy standing behind Robin. Cyborg was still trying to reattach a new mechanical cannon to his destroyed arm. "OK Deadpool…." Robin began in a low growl, with his arms folded across his chest. "I have some questions before we hand you over to the authorities. The first one is who hired you? Was it Slade?" Wade raised a eyebrow, but allowed Robin to continue. "The next one is are you apart of a larger mercenary group? The quicker you answer, the quicker we send you off to jail." Wade let out a loud sigh, and a smirk was visible through his mask.

"Well, I'm pretty sure my big bro didn't hire me. The guy on the other side of the phone sounded more emotionless, like that dude from those itchy watery eye commercials." He began, immediately earning raised eyebrows from the Titans. Big bro? "Second, no. I'm a solo mercenary. That is, if you don't count Outlaw, Weasel, Cable, etc. Anyway, does anyone have any Aspirin? That rock in the face, kangaroo kick to the face, metal staff to the face, and boulder to the chest, even a quick healing maniac like me needs some relief."

All of the Titans looked at one another, trying to decode the man's psychotic babble. While Beastboy found Wade's rambling somewhat humorous, the other's found him annoying. "The guy offered me a hundred thousand dollars, plus a subscription Cosmopolitan. But honestly, I could've gone without the money. I needed tips on how to score with super models, and I found out psychotic mercenaries aren't high up there in the interests of the next generation of run-way models." Again, the Titans listened, not sure of how to respond with Deadpool's weird answers.

"OK, wise-guy…" Robin growled, as he reached for his staff. "We aren't that fond of torturing prisoners. But since you came here and tried to KILL my team, I'm willing to make an exception. So start answering my questions with straight answers, or I start swinging." The Titans knew Robin was bluffing. It wasn't his way. He would try to scare their prisoners into telling them what they wanted to know, and it normally worked. Robin had that gift of intimidation.

But he frowned when Deadpool started laughing. "HAHAHA! You idiot…" Robin narrowed his eyes at the response. "I was blown up by my own grenade, blindsided by a boulder, thrashed by a kangaroo, and pelted by a rock. And you're threatening me with being whacked to a STICK? Man, you really need to work on your interrogation skills. Threatening me with nude picture of Rosie O'Donnell, now THAT is torture."

"HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! Nice one, dude!" Everyone turned to see Beastboy, laughing his green ass off. The green boy was leaning against the wall, holding his side. Tears were running down his face, as he tried to catch his breath to talk, " D… dude! This guy (Gasp) is hilarious!" Terra giggled at how much her friend was acting, while all the others gave him strange looks. Then, when his laughing attack subsided, Beastboy looked around and laughed nervously. "Heheheee… sorry."

Robin rolled his eyes, and turned back to the captured mercenary. But before the leader had a chance to continue his interrogation, Deadpool continued in a chuckle. "Ha! At least one of you has a sense of humor…. But seriously, I was only in it for the Cosmopolitan. It was not personal. If I had known you all were good peo…" At that time, the Titan's alarm system went off. Red lights flashed throughout the whole tower, signifying something serious. But Deadpool frowned. "HEY! I was in the middle of an heart-felt apology here! How rude!" But the man's angry cries went unheard, because the Titans immediately exited the room. "Damn…. What do I do now?" He asked himself, as he looked around. "Oh! Look, a bobby pin!"

(WITH THE TITANS)

All of the Titans rushed up to the control room, where they met Cyborg. He had just finished reattaching another arm to him when the alarms went off. They all met up at the computer screen, when the monitor went on. Robin read the report, and growled. "Slade…" He turned to the others. "Looks like an army of Slade's robots are attacking a bank on the other side of the side. It's serious, because the robots are holding hostages." Everyone looked at Robin in disbelief. The robots never held hostages before. They only went in, do their job and went out. "First, we find a way to save the hostages. Then we take them down." Everyone nodded. "OK…. Titans GO!"

(AT THE BANK)

It was chaos at the bank. The building was riddled with laser holes, and the steel door to the safe was blown off its hinges. Police officers were stationed 20 feet away from the gaping hole the robots created when they rushed in. and inside, there were 60 robots, with 15 frightened people inside, with laser guns pointing at the back of their heads. As the robots continued to clean out the volt, one walked out. But unlike the other robots, this one had a speaker built into it.

"Greeting, citizens of Jump…" Came a low, menacing voice from the robot. The police officers pointed their guns at it, but withheld their fire. By that time, the Titans arrived in the T-Car. They jumped out, and walked up to the officer in charge. "Hello Robin…. Nice to see you're doing alright." Robin recognized the voice, and glared at the robot. "You're in quite a predicament, aren't you? Either you allow my friends to rob the bank… or you risk the lives of 15 innocent people? What to do?"

Robin tightened his fists at the sound of Slade's voice. "Slade…." Feeling brave, the leader of the Titans walked forward. His friends called out for him to come back, but he continued anyway. After Robin got within five feet of the robot, then stopped. "What's wrong Slade? Too much of a coward to come and do the job yourself? You needed to hire a maniac to come and shoot us up?"

A cold, cruel chuckle came from the speaker. "Aw Robin… still as naïve as before." Robin gritted his teeth at the insult. "You think that since I hired an assassin to distract you and your team is a sign of weakness and being a coward. But you have it all wrong. Being one step ahead is a sign of superior intelligent. And you're just mad you fell for it…. But enough about the past. Did you enjoy Deadpool?" A smirk appeared on Robin's face.

"We beat him…. Just like we will when we find out where you are." But Robin's smirk disappeared when all of a sudden, the sound of one of a laser gun went off. Everyone gasped, and looked inside. One of the robots holding a hostage fired off a warning shot. The pregnant woman started to cry in fear, since the warning shot struck mere inches from her.

"Now, now, now Robin. You're in no position to be making threats." Robin growled, and popped his knuckles in frustration. As the rest of the robots cleaned out the rest of the money, Slade continued. "Now that we have an understanding of who's in charge here, let's begin discussing about how those innocent people will end up walking out of that bank… alive." Robin looked to the ground in bitterness. But he knew that was the most important thing right now… the lives of the people in the bank. So when Robin nodded, Slade began.

"Good boy. First, I want my robots to make a clean escape… as in no one following them. I'm a little low on money, and I have an expensive project underway. So can I trust you to stay away?" Again, Robin hesitantly nodded. "Good. Also, I expect that for now on, this will be the terms whenever I have people hostage. Is that clear?" The boy's arms shook with rage, but he squinted his eyes and nodded. "There's a good boy. Now, if you don't mind, my toys have a job to d….."

BANG!

All of a sudden, the sound of gun was heard. And a split second later, a bullet flew past Robin's head and struck the robot's, right in the center. As that robot fell, more bullets came firing in, hitting the robots holding the people hostage. One by one, the hostages came running out of the building and met with the other Titans. Soon, all of the hostages were free. The police officers looked around, but didn't know where the shots were coming from. "Where the hell are the shots coming from?" One asked, looking around franticly.

Robin leapt back when the robots dropped the bags of money and started firing at them. "Raven! I need you to contain them NOW!" The Goth girl nodded, as her eyes started to glow black. She chanted the magic words, and suddenly, a black sphere appeared around the rest of the robots, trapping them. They tried to break free by shooting their lasers at it, but they merely bounced back and mowed them down… which ended up destroying all of them.

The hostages cried with relief, as the ambulances started to check them out. Robin returned to his team, with an confused look on his face. He looked at the head policemen. "Did you have snipers posted on the buildings?" But the man shook his head, and went back to trying to find out where they came from. "Then where did they come from?"

After asking that, a flash of red light and black smoke appeared behind them. After the smoke cleared, the Titans stared in disbelief when Deadpool was revealed, holding an Heckler & Koch HK417 sniper rifle in his hands. "Hello, gang. Titan member Deadpool reporting for duty!" The mercenary said, as he gave the six teenagers a army salute. "I am happy to report that the hostages were released and the enemy was neutralized, sir! I hope my skill were appreciated, sir!"

"FREEZE! DROP THE WEAPON!" The police officers shouted, aiming their guns at the weapon wielding mercenary. "Get on the ground and put your hands on your head! NOW!" But as Deadpool looked around to see if he was talking to him, Starfire flew in between them, with her arms extended. The men lowered their weapons, and looked at her with raised eyebrows.

While the alien girl tried to reason with the police, Robin and the others walked up to Deadpool. Cyborg had his laser canon ready to fire, Terra had a boulder ready to chuck, Beastboy was transformed into a tiger, Raven had black energy radiating off her hands and Robin had his staff out. "How did you escape? Why are you here? And why did you save those people?" Robin asked, narrowing his eyes at Deadpool. "And no… you're NOT a Titan. Especially right after you attempted to kill us."

Wade shrugged his shoulders. "In order?" Robin nodded. "OK…. Bobby pin. I came here to see what all the hubbub was about. And what can I say? Terrified hostages turn me on." The Titans groaned in annoyance at the man's sense of humor, while the green tiger started making sounds that resembled snickering. "And besides, why do you care I helped save those people? In my logic, you would be thanking me…. Come on, guys." Deadpool groaned, putting his Heckler & Koch HK417 in his gym bag. "Let me have some fun. I already told you it wasn't personal, didn't I? if I had known you were HEROES, I would've killed the guys who hired me."

Robin raised a eyebrow, and looked at the others. Cyborg shrugged his shoulders, but didn't take his canon off of him. The leader then looked at Beastboy, who transformed back into his normal form. Garfield shrugged his shoulders like Cyborg did. "Please tell me you two aren't considering giving this guy a chance." Robin sighed, looking at Terra and Raven. "Seriously?"

Terra glared at Deadpool, but dropped the boulder. "While I'm ready to get him back for the bra incident…" Both Beastboy and Deadpool snickered at the remembrance of the incident. The blond glared at her green friend, ultimately causing him to transform into a turtle, which pulled back into his shell. "He DID save those people from those robots. So… I can live with giving him a chance." Robin frowned, and turned to Raven… who nodded.

'Damn it…' "Fine…. We won't turn you in. But we'll have to talk over about even considering making you a member. You got that?" He snarled, putting his staff away. By that time, Starfire returned to see what they were talking about. But she frowned when she saw the pissed off look on Robin's face. "Get in the car… everyone. We're taking him to the tower." He didn't even bother to look behind him, as he stepped into the passenger side. Everyone looked at one another, and sighed.

Deadpool smiled devilishly, and followed the Titans to the car. But before he got into the back seat, he turned to the cops. "YO! Police man guy!" He called to the officer in charge. The man turned, with a raised eyebrow. "Just for future reference, it goes, "Put your hands on your head and get on the ground." Not the other way around…. Work on that and try again later." He ended in a smug tone, receiving a dark look from the policeman. "Seriously, I've been on Cops before. I know how it goes." Suddenly, Cyborg reached out of the car, grabbed the back of Deadpool's costume and pulled him into the car.

(AT THE TOWER)

There was a long awkward silence in the living room, as Deadpool sat on the couch, with everyone gathered around him. Robin was staring Wade straight in the eyes, and showed no intension of breaking it. "Now… you said something about being a Titan member. What makes you think you'll EVER be a member?" Robin began, with his arms across his chest. "You carry weapons, you're apart of an illegal profession, and you tried to kill us not too long ago. So please… try to convince me not to send you to prison."

"Fine… take a seat." Deadpool said, standing up. Robin nodded, as he and the others took a seat on the couch. Wade stood up, and took a deep breath. "It happened to me a while back, when I was just known as Wade Wilson, the mercenary. You see, I used to be a regular guy, but that all changed when my mother died when I was 14. In response to that, my military dad turned to alcoholism, and decided to turn me into his personal punching bag. So, I ended up growing up a "juvenile delinquent" or "bad seed" as the adults called it. Personally, I think I was just misunderstood and needed a hug." Deadpool started pacing back and forth, as the Titans listened.

"Four years after that, I started doing various crimes. Mugging, arson, robbery, etc. But my life really went down hill after I was told that I have cancer." Wade continued, as he looked out the window. "I was so devastated, I went out and tried to drink myself silly. But, dear o daddy dearest came down and tried to punch me around some more, being out drinking on a school night. But than a bar brawl erupted, and ended when one of my drunken friends killed my dad." The Titans, minus Robin, looked at one another, with surprised looks. And seeing how interested most of them were, Wade continued. "I, believe it or not, joined the army after that. I learned how to use firearms to their best, and even took up a unique weapon." He pointed at his swords. "Pretty cool, huh? Imagine a soldier going all Bad-Ass Samurai on someone." Beastboy snickered as he imagined that… thinking about how COOL it would be.

"But I was soon dishonorably discharged…" Deadpool added, sounding a little depressed. "For not playing by the rules. I refused to take directions from old, wrinkly pricks who knew Jack Shit about half the stuff they were spewing. But luckily…and unfortunately, that was when I met him…Commander William Stryker." He e looked down when he mentioned the commander's name. "He said his scientists knew how to treat my cancer, and offered me the cure for my skilled fighting abilities. I agreed, and became one of his best soldiers. I kicked ass and never took names. That was my job for two years straight…. Then, when I proved myself, Stryker put me through the testing. He injected my with chemicals his scientists cooked up, and checked my blood. And the next day, no cancer…. Or to be more specific… not symptoms."

The Titans were now VERY interested in the story. And even Robin gave up on constantly glaring at him and now looked at him with a mildly interested look. "It turns out that it was NEVER a cure, but a chemical the gave my an OUTRAGEOUS healing factor. My body was able to combat the virus to such a great extent, the cancer appeared to be killed. I was given my life back…. But it came at a price." He continued in a sigh, as he pulled off his red glove and looked at his deformed hand. "Those sadists turned me both physically and mentally disfigured. I was labeled mentally psychotic, and tossed into a prison/lab." Then, as if he had forgot about the subject they were just talking about, Wade's expression turned happy. "But I escaped, and became Deadpool, the worlds most annoying assassin."

The team look at each other, not sure how to react. While it was a unfortunate series of events, they couldn't overlook the fact that Deadpool was a mercenary. But as if he also had mind reading powers, Deadpool pulled on his glove and continued. "I make sure I assassinate people who deserve it. You know… murderers, child molesters, drug lords? Those kind of people." Robin scratched the back of his head, and stood up. "So… do I pass? Or do I need to bring you an apple to show how good of student I am?"

"You attacked me and my team with the intent to kill…." The boy began. "But I'll have to discus this further with my team about what to do. Either we give you a chance… or you go to prison." He turned to the others, and looked at Beastboy. "You think you can watch him? Since I already know you want him on the team." The green changeling smiled, and nodded his head. "Good. Come on, guys." Robin sighed, as he and the others went into the next room.

Beastboy took a seat across from Deadpool, with a smile on his face. "So…. You won't try to kill us if you become a Titan?"

"Nope." Wade answered, putting his feet on the coffee table. "I'm one of the good hired killers. Since you guys are taking down baddies like me… we're practically brothers from other mothers. Wait… or are you my REAL brother? Now that I mentioned it, green is my second favorite color, and I'm head over heels over a smokin' hot blond, too." Garfield laughed. "So… you don't completely hate me for attacking you and your bra wearing chew toy?"

The green Titan raised a eyebrow. "Well… you will have to find a way to make it up. Might have to.…"

"You like mopeds?" Deadpool asked, with his hands on his hips. "Because if you want, I can call my friend Weasel and have him send my a green version of mine. Mines parked outside." He points at the window, where you can see his red and black moped parked. And as if those were the magic words, Beastboy leapt from the couch and dashed to the window. He looked outside the window, and his eyes budged out when he saw the moped.

You see… Beastboy LOVES mopeds.

(TEN MINUTES LATER)

The five walked out the room, after discussing if Wade stayed or not. "Well, we all took a vote and decided…" Robin sighed, as he looked up. But when he looked up, he and everyone else stared in amazement at what they saw. Inside their living room, they saw Deadpool, Beastboy, and Deadpool's red and black MOPED in the middle of the living room, with Beastboy sitting on it, giggling like a school girl. Robin chuckled, and raised a eyebrow as he watch his green teammate pretend to drive it. "You two enjoying yourselves?" He asked.

Beastboy, who was wearing Wade's helmet and goggles jumped off the moped and got on his knees. "DUDE! Please let him stay!" He pleaded, as he folded his hands as if praying to them. "This guy is awesome! He said he knows someone who can get me a green moped, and would give me lessons! Please! Let him join! Pretty please?" Terra and Starfire giggled at Beastboy's antics., and looked at Robin.

The leader sighed, and nodded. "Well, we all discussed it, and voted. And we all agreed…." He purposely paused, just to build the suspense. "That we'll give him a chance…. Welcome to the team, Deadpool."

To Be Continued…..

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wasn't that awesome? I thought that would be the most likely of events if Deadpool ever wanted to join the Titans. I'm not entirely sure of how Deadpool became Deadpool, but this is how I think it should've happened. But anyway, how did you like it? Was it to your likings? I had Beastboy take an immediate liking to him, since Deadpool had a sense of humor and a moped. Just thought that would lead to more funny moments in the future. And I'll also have Deadpool ruin some BB/T moments. Please leave reviews if you liked anything. Also, check out my poll I have opened up on my profile. It's about which Marvel villain should appear in my Naruto/Deadpool story, Son of a Mercenary Pt II. Please check it out and vote five times… even if you don't care. I would really appreciate it. PEACE!