Note: All Chibi's are 1-foot tall unless the story reads otherwise.
"Holy son of a bacon and cheese biscuit."
"Am I seeing things?"
"That or you're dreaming."
"We might all be dreaming."
"Dreaming? If you guys are dreaming then I'm having a nightmare!" Toon Link exclaimed.
"How is this even possible?" Ness asked.
Currently, Ness, Toon Link, Nana, Popo, and Lucas were all in the mail room. They were looking at a short, little, Chibi Toon Link. It, or he, was looking up at Toon Link; the little chibi was only half his height. About six inches tall, to be exact.
"This is insulting. I'm already a chibi Link, and NOW there's a chibi ME?!" Toon link complained.
"I think he's cute." Nana said.
"Of course you do, you're a girl." Toon Link said.
"A girl who can freeze your butt." Nana stated.
"What is this thing anyway?" Lucas asked.
"Fing?! Wai be to no yu!" Chibi Toon Link exclaimed angrily.
"What?" Ness questioned.
"It's speaking some kind of language." Popo said.
"Chibi-ease maybe?" Nana asked.
"If so, then I would understand him." Toon Link said.
"Back to my earlier question, what is this thing?" Lucas asked again. Chibi Toon Link grumbled, stomped over to Lucas, and stabbed his foot.
"OW!" Lucas exclaimed.
"Huh, maybe this little guy isn't so bad after all." Toon Link said. Chibi Toon Link laughed at Lucas's pain.
"Now… what are we going to do with the tiny Link over there?" Popo said, motioning to the Chibi Link who was trying to break a pot.
"Don't worry. I know what to do." Toon Link said.
Link had just finished brushing his teeth when he heard a knock at the door. He opened it and saw no one.
"Toon Link I swear-" Link stopped when something tapped his foot. "Holy fire of Din."
It was a little tiny version of him, with oval shaped eyes, a tiny body, small sword, shield, and hat.
"Who hath left this adorable little guy at my door?" Link asked. The little Link just looked up at him.
"Oh, the silent type eh?" Link said. Still nothing.
"I guess so. Why don't you and me go get breakfast little guy?" Link said, picking up his 1 foot tall self. Still, he said nothing.
Link headed on down the hall and to the cafeteria. He walked in and saw that hardly anyone was there. Of course, it was Sunday. The day after Saturday, which was the day that the smashers stayed up late doing something whether it be poker, party, fighting, or whatever else it was they do. Link made himself some breakfast as well as some for little Link, though Link wasn't sure if the little guy would even eat. Link saw Marth and Ike sitting at a table so he walked on over to them. Upon sitting down, Link saw the Chibi Marth in Marth's lap, and the Chibi Ike under Ike's foot.
"Hey! You guys got ones too?" Link asked as little Link hopped onto the table.
"What? Chibi versions of ourselves? Yeah." Marth said.
"Yeah, whoop de do." Ike grumbled.
"I hate to say it Link, I mean I really hate to say it, but your chibi is really cute." Marth said. Chibi Marth waved hi to little Link but he said nothing.
"He's cute but he doesn't do much." Link said. Chibi Link took a piece of Link's biscuit and started eating it. In very creepy silence.
"Heh, I guess you're right." Marth said. Chibi Marth stared enviously at little Link's biscuit.
"You hungry?" Marth asked. Chibi Marth nodded so Marth gave him a piece of his biscuit.
Ike made his fingers into a picture frame thing around Marth and said, "I'd make this a de-motivational. Motherly Marth: He gets gayer every day."
Marth tried not to hit Ike in the face, so he slapped him up-side the head, hardly.
"Ow!" Ike exclaimed.
"Shut up." Marth said.
"Why are being mean to your chibi?" Link asked.
"Cause he's a clone and a brat that's why. I hate clones. And brats." Ike said.
"You don't have to be mean to him."
"You want him? Here, take him."
Ike gave Link Chibi Ike. Chibi Ike looked at little Link who looked back at him. Then there was awkward silence between the two. Chibi Ike turned away from little Link and took a piece of Ike's bacon. Marth and Link had to hold Ike back so he wouldn't kill the Chibi. Chibi Ike took a bite out of the bacon and his already large eyes grew wide. His jaw dropped and he looked as if he tasted heaven.
Whump!
Marth, Link, and Ike stopped struggling and looked at Chibi Ike who just fell face first on the table. It wasn't like he fell slowly; the little guy just downright went from being straight up, to flat on his face. Marth let go of Ike and gasped. Link poked Chibi Ike.
"Is, is he dead?" Marth asked.
"I hope so." Ike said. Marth slapped him so hard in the face you couldn't even see it. Link rolled Chibi Ike over. It didn't look good; the little guy was completely limp.
"Uh…" Link didn't know what to say and just stared at Chibi Ike as little Link did the same.
"Ahh!" Chibi Marth exclaimed and ran over to Chibi Ike. He said something in Chibi-ease and shook Chibi Ike. Real Ike rubbed his forehead and got up.
"What is this- I don't even." He said. Little Link took his hat off and put it over his heart as Chibi Marth cried.
"Chibis are very dramatic, aren't they?" Link said.
"You got that right." Ike said. Marth didn't know what to think of the situation. Chibi Marth cried something in Chibi-ease as he knelt next to Chibi Ike, tiny hands covering his face. Little Link gasped when Chibi Ike moved a little. He exclaimed something in Chibi-ease as Chibi Ike started to wake up.
"Ieku?" Chibi Marth said as he looked up. Suddenly, Chibi Ike's eyes shoot open and he jumped up in the air.
"BACON!" He exclaimed and ran towards the table with all the bacon on it. Marth, Link, and little Link sweatdropped as they watched Chibi Ike nearly eat all the bacon.
"HEY! Save some for me!" Ike yelled. Before he could get up, Chibi Marth interrupted.
"IEKU!" Chibi Marth stomped over to Chibi Ike who looked down at him, bacon in his mouth.
"Ieku, cun kae si?" Chibi Marth asked. Chibi Ike hopped off the table and stood in front of Chibi Marth.
"Nao…" Chibi Marth said. "IEKU! I SWAZ KEE NEKA DO FREKA HEART TAYA NA!" Chibi Marth started beating the living daylights out of Chibi Ike. Link covered little Link's eyes, Ike winced, and Marth smirked in pride at the scene.
"Poor Chibi Ike." Link said.
"ENA! ENA! TAKU!" Chibi Marth exclaimed as he stomped on Chibi Ike's head.
"Maruku! Marie si! Marie si!" Chibi Ike exclaimed.
"Okay, I've had enough of this." Ike said and got up. He yanked Chibi Marth off of Chibi Ike and threw him. Marth caught his chibi self though. Poor little Chibi Ike was lying on his stomach, chibi tears in his eyes. Ike picked him up gently and brushed him off.
"There. That better?" Ike asked. Chibi Ike looked up at him and nodded. "Good, now t- Shit!"
"What is it?" Marth asked as he and Link looked over at Ike. Marth sighed and Link laughed.
Chibi Ike had poked him in the eye.
Chibi-ease. I can speak it fluently. Want me to translate? Okay, let's see, 'cun kae si' means come 'down here please' uh... 'nao' means 'now', and 'I SWAZ KEE NEKA DO FREKA HEART TAYA NA' means, 'I SWEAR TO NAGA, YOU GAVE ME A FREAKING HEART ATTACK!' Oh! Wait, what Chibi Toon Link said, it means 'Thing?! Why, I'll show you!' ...I think. My Chibi-ease is rusty. You guys know I just made up all those Chibi-ease words right? Yeah, but my translations are true, except maybe CTL's because I forgot what he was supposed to be saying.