Disclaimer: I do not own the anime Naruto, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

Author's Note:

There's a little bit of the dirty sex I promised in this chapter, but not a lot. I still need to ease into this because I have no experience writing sex at all, and as I'm a girl it's even harder to write gay sex.

Once again I say that it's in my opinion that Chōji needs more play then he's getting. And also, excuse typos and what not. I was too lazy to edit.

***Chōji's POV***

I lay on my back in the middle of our tent with Shika sitting next to me. I could see the desire in his eyes even in the dark. It was a dream come true. I reached up and pulled the hair tie out of his long hair and felt it cascade down onto my chest. It was so soft but warm to the touch. I would remember the feel of his hair on my skin for the rest of my life. I grabbed a big handful of it and used it to gently pull him down so his face was inches from my own. His soft lips were parted and he was already panting softly. My tongue darted out and traced the outline of his and he shuddered slightly in anticipation before leaning all the way down into our kiss.

His mouth was wet and hot and the closest to heaven that it'd ever been and I never wanted this night to end. His hands moved over my chest, tracing the muscles he found there and I felt myself get hard as a rock inside my boxers. I wanted to roll him over and pound into him but at the same time I didn't want to rush this. It had taken years to get to this moment with us and I would take my time.

I wrapped the arm closest to him around his back and pulled him half onto my chest. My other arm was leading my hand down his smooth back to grab a handful of his beautifully tight ass. He moaned into my mouth and ground his cock into my hip while his right hand rubbed across my chest to my nipples. Who knew that male nipples were this sensitive? Surely not I.

I broke the kiss to lick my way down to his neck and nipped slightly with my teeth at the base. His quickly indrawn breath was all the encouragement I needed so I wrapped both arms around him and flipped him onto his back. He wiggled against me until our bodies lined up perfectly and it was almost all over right then and there.

I hooked both hands into the waistband of his boxers and pulled them down his slim hips before leaning up to pull down my own. He watched me with greedy eyes and licked his lips before reaching out a hand to wrap around my throbbing dick. I closed my eyes and enjoyed the feel of Shika's hand jerking me off before leaning back down over him. My right hand wandered down to between his legs and my fingers found his tight entrance. He shifted slightly against me and tried to impale himself on my questing digit. I slipped a finger into his tight hole and he moaned my name. I never thought he'd ever say it like that while a part of me was inside him. I moved my finger around before a second one joined the first, stretching him for the main event. He wiggled his ass and moaned all the louder and begged me in a breathless voice to take him.

Giving him a long searing kiss on his mouth I removed my fingers and positioned myself against that part of his body that was begging for me. I slowly pushed inside his body and moaned at the feel of the muscles gripping me like a loving hand. I grabbed his legs and threw them over my shoulder before leaning forward slightly. He nearly screamed with pleasure as the tip of my dick hit that spot inside him and his breathing became ragged and uneven. I pumped into him over and over again before reaching down and stroking his cock with a free hand. He started calling my name and I could tell he was close to coming by the feel of his body. One last thrust and it was all over for both of his and I screamed his name into the night before collapsing onto his chest.

Then someone was shaking me.

"Chōji, are you ok?" It was Shika's voice.

I opened an eye and realized it had all been a dream. I nearly cried with frustration but as I tried to shift off my stomach I realized that I had cum in my sleep and the boxers were stuck to the front of me. And Shika was still standing there staring at me.

"I'm fine." I said a little irritably. Parts of the dream were flitting through my brain and the fact that it hadn't been real was making me a little frustrated.

"Then why did you start yelling if you're ok?" He asked. "Did you want something?"

I nearly groaned at that. Yeah I wanted him. I wanted him beneath me moaning as I thrust into him. I felt myself start to stir at that thought so I quickly reined it in. We had to finish up a mission today. It hadn't been particularly hard, but to borrow a word from Shika, it was troublesome. All we had had to do was escort some rich chick from one village, where she was visiting family to the other, where she lived. She was extremely paranoid and kept clinging to me every time something made a noise in the woods. Or she thought she heard something in the woods. Needless to say she stuck so close to me she could have been my Siamese twin. We would make her village by early afternoon, even at the snail's pace we were forced to take because of her and could be back in our village by nightfall. I was looking forward to my own bed, a nice hot shower, and maybe some alone time to think about the dream I just had.

"No," I said to him at last. "I was just dreaming." I rolled onto my side careful to keep the front of the sleeping bag over the stain in my shorts. He was staring at me with a blank expression but there appeared to be a slight blush riding his cheeks. I squinted up at him to see if he really was blushing when he withdrew from the tent, his hand still holding open the flap.

"Hurry up Chōji, the wart is out here nagging at me because you're not up yet. She swears you're the only one who can protect her." And with that he was gone and the flap fell down to cover the entrance again. I lay there for a second wondering if that was jealousy I heard in his voice, and hoping it was. Then I got out of bed quickly. I hurried through my morning ritual before he could come back again and before too long I was trying to help tear down a tent with that woman hanging from my right arm.

It wasn't that the woman wasn't pretty; I guess if you liked girls she would be pretty damn beautiful with all that blond curly hair, big blue eyes, and large breasts that were threatening to spill from that ridiculously low cut top she was wearing. But to me she was just a nuisance. I looked up from my job to see Ino across the cleaning with a disgusted look on her face. I shrugged helplessly at her and she gave me a slight smile in return. She had tried unsuccessfully to get the woman away from me numerous times but the woman wouldn't budge. It had taken all three of us last night just to keep her from sleeping in my tent as well. Who would want a woman who was this scared to travel? So scared she would sleep in a strange man's tent? Thank the heavens she wasn't my everyday responsibility. I'd go mad. Or else I'd have to learn to do things with one arm. I slyly looked around for Shika. He was already done with his part of the tent and was just staring at the woman like he'd like nothing better than to pick her up, throw her over his shoulder and race for her village so we could be rid of her. Because of this woman he'd had to do practically all my jobs as well.

We finished up the cleanup and were soon on our way. I had finally gotten her off my arm and into the cart but she made me promise to stay right by her side the whole time. At least with her not walking this time we would get there even quicker. I sighed with relief. It was nearly over.

***Shika's POV***

That damn troublesome female was clinging to him again. Was he blind not to see that she was doing everything in her power to get him to notice her? That damn woman wanted my man and was making no move to hide the fact. Chōji however thought she was just scared of everything so he didn't complain. I wished this would be over so that we could go back to our village where there were no girls to throw their large breasts in his face.

Then I remembered the damn secret admirer. I thought that I would have some room to work on him on this mission so that he wouldn't even think twice about some girl who knew what kind of cake he liked. But then the mission seemed to be an even bigger problem than what he left behind. At least the secret admirer wasn't trying to sleep in Chōji's bed with him. I wanted to throw Chōji to the ground and make out with him so that she'd take the hint and leave him alone. But I restrained myself. What was happening to me? Before I realized I loved that big oaf I had an easier life. Love made it troublesome. But I couldn't stop thinking about him, or fantasizing about him, or being jealous when people got too close to him. It was driving me nuts.

This was especially true when he had erotic dreams and moaned in his sleep. I know he was trying to hide it but I could smell the sex in the tent. Just as I knew why he kept that blanket plastered to the front of him. Was Chōji thinking about that girl? Was he picturing her breasts and her mouth? The thought made me angry.

I heard Ino say something to Chōji and looked up to see the woman's village in the distance. We'd be there in five minutes. I looked over at Chōji and he looked relieved at the sight of it. Maybe he wasn't thinking about that woman's breasts after all.

The gates were wide open and there was a small crowd of people standing in the entrance. Their eyes were focused on the blond girl in the cart like she was their queen or something. Troublesome. Off to the side however there was another man, this one holding a bouquet of roses. Was he awaiting the girl's return too? As we pulled up in front of the crowd the man with the roses started forward, not to where the woman was being lowered to the ground by three different men but to where Chōji was standing. I walked over in time to hear the man proclaim that they were for Chōji. My heart stopped for a brief second. Was he the secret admirer? But no, the man started explaining how a masked ninja had stopped at his shop the day before and ordered the flowers with instructions to give them to a Konaha ninja with red swirls on his cheeks that would be escorting a woman here today.

Chōji accepted the flowers a little reluctantly I thought and thanked the man politely. What was going on in his head right now? I grabbed the card from amongst the petals as the florist walked away. It was just small and white with another blue butterfly on it. Under the printed words "I love you!" was that same handwriting as before. "From Your Secret Admirer!" I wordlessly handed the card back to Chōji before looking around for the direction the florist went in. I saw the man's back retreating down the road and jogged after him, intent on grilling him about the ninja who had ordered the roses when my attention was caught on the small crowd still gathered at the village entrance. There seemed to be an argument between the woman we escorted and a middle aged man with barely any hair. I frowned at them making such an obvious scene in front of strangers before deciding it wasn't my business.

That was until the woman started pointing a finger at Chōji and the whole group turned to stare at the oblivious man still staring at the flowers in his hand as if he didn't know what they were. Ino, who was closer to the group then he was had an extremely worried and panicked look on her face and was in the process of inching toward the object of every one's current interest. I started in his direction as well. If Ino looked worried at what they were saying then it was in my best interest to get my ass over there. The group started in his direction too, the woman leading the way with a satisfied smirk on her face.

That smug look more than anything made me angry. What had that stupid bitch done?

I got there at the same time as they did and it took a moment before I could understand what the commotion was about due to the raised voices. Chōji was dead silent and still standing in the same place, the roses now clutched with white knuckles. He apparently understood what was being yelled at him because he was white as a sheet and the red swirls were standing out like red lipstick on paper. Ino shoved herself in between Chōji and the group and screamed at them all to shut the fuck up. It worked on everyone except the balding man. With one last thrust of his finger into Chōji's chest he yelled in a loud voice; "For compromising my daughter when she put her trust in you to keep her safe, you will marry her!"

And for the first time in his life, Chōji fainted. The flowers hit the dust, forgotten and bruised. It seems I should have paid more attention after all.

Troublesome.

End Chapter Two.