Hey guys! I know I haven't updated in a while, sorry. I binge-watched season one of Lost before I remembered, "Hey, I should write another chapter!" Also, a side note: Sayid Jarrah is my new TV crush. Seriously. Might be coming out with a Sayid/OC fic soon.

Want a random trivia fact? Naveen Andrews, the actor for Sayid, played Jafar in OUAT in Wonderland. Man, they should bring him into the regular show! (For 47 years old, he looks FANTASTIC)

Oh and how about Taylor Swift and Tom Hiddleston? Man, I know she's gonna dump him in the dirt(poor guy). But that's my opinion. PM me yours!

But I digress. Here's the chapter.

Age: 6 years old

"Mommy, I gotta question," Vivienne said seriously.

Zelena lifted her gaze from the book she'd been reading. "Sure, sweetheart. What is it?" she asked, taking a sip of tea.

"Where do babies come from?"

Zelena choked on her tea, while Hades looked up from the papers on his desk, eyebrows raised.

"Well, um, you see, it- Hades?"

"Ah..." Hades took off his glasses. "It's a secret."

Vivienne pouted. "I wanna know!"

"It's a big girl secret," Zelena tried.

"But you say I'm a big girl all the time!" Vivienne protested.

"Well, yes but-" Zelena stalled, trying to think of what to say.

"It's a stork," Hades cut in.

"What?" Vivienne asked, her confused expression similar to Zelena's.

"That's where babies come from. A giant bird called a stork brings them to the parents," Hades elaborated.

Vivienne's eyes widened. "I came from a bird?" she gasped. She ran down the hall, screaming "I CAME FROM A BIRD! EWWWWWWW!"

Zelena buried her face into her hands. Then her shoulders began shaking violently, and when she lifted her head, tears of laughter were streaming down her face.

"A-a stork? Wh-what the h-hell made you say th-that?" she choked, her words punctuated by her laughs.

Hades shrugged. "You asked for my help. You know I'm not good at making things up on the spot."

They both listened as Vivienne started shrieking about all the bird cooties on her. Zelena looked at Hades, and they both burst out laughing.

"Oh-my-God." Zelena wiped at her eyes. "That is going to be a hell of a story for the grandkids."

Hades could only nod, a grin still on his face. "I, for one, can't wait to tell it."

"Who said you're going to tell it?" she challenged goodnaturedly.

"I'm sure I can persuade you to let me." He winked.

"You should get on with that, then."

"Don't tempt me."

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