One day at the Lovlessville Middle School Hitomi-sensai is having trouble picking a class asignment for the day. she decides to take a box and fill it with ideas that the students chose themselves. she set the box on her desk, in the front of the classroom, "okay, write anything you want. i really want you guys to think hard on what todays group descussion will be. dont be shy! :)"
the class jumped on the project. it was like the day of reconing had come. they ran up four people at a time to drop in their ideas. hitomi sensai's eyes welled up in appriciatory tears.
after five minutes, (thats how long it took for them to think up their ideas. serriously!), she emptied the box on her desk.
" ok this is how its going to work: whatever idea was chosen the most will win." everyone was quiet as she counted off the cards. some were pretty childish. but what should she expect from 6th graders? things like "fire fighters" and "the great american world war." came up alot. but one thing she kept seeing was "ears". were they really that interested in the subject of their ears? she hadnt really been reading them, but now she had no choice to. she examined the fifteenth card that had had that word on it: "what happenes to the other teacher's ears". her eyes got widder as she began to shake with agitation. surely the other cards didnt say that.
"whats wrong, sensai?" one of the students asked.
"uhhh nothing. one second. i just need to count these some more..."
she examined the cards that she had already skimmed over. "were are momy's ears?"
"what happened to aunties ears?"
"do our ears dissapear when we get older?", hitomi began to mumbled to herself, as she read the cards. "do the ears catch on fire, due to the friction?"
her eyes were bugging. "WHAT THE HECK!" she yelled. the classes antsy chatter had been silenced. everyone looked up at their teacher in terror.
she looked back at them in the same terror. what do they air on telivision that makes kids think this crap?
hitomi sensai decided there was only one thing left to do "okay class! today is open-recess! :)"
everyone seemed to forget the idea of choosing the lession for class, that day, and began cheering. hitomi walked to the classroom door. "okay, class. line up in the hallway and wait for me. after they entered the hallway a hot tear ran down her face. "maybe oniisan is right... maybe im not ment to teach intermediate schools.
minutes passed and the kids were getting nervous in the hallway.
"where is hitomi-sensai?"
little did they know that she was still in the classroom, bawling her eyes out.
haha.