I don't own Omegle or YC! or anything mentioned here except perhaps the drabble plot. More Lynn and Bunbun fun, this is mostly Lynn-centric. And this was used mainly to tease that fandom where Lynn's aggressive and mean and totally bitchy to people he meets on the net. That's why he met Bunbun on the net and they became a cannon. Obviously.
I was totally pooped out when I wrote this, and I wrote it to cheer myself up so... yeah, don't kill me if it sucks? XD
Enjoy~
4. Omegle
Lynn decided to register to every damn website he could find on the internet. Youtube, Facebook, Hotmail, you name it and he signed up to it. Then he did some scams and tricked a couple hundred people into giving him lots of money. With that money he decided to buy some new sex toys for when another birthday bops up. Ohoho, that time with Bunbun...
Of course, ever since the incident on Bunbun's birthday, Bunbun hadn't spoken to him. In fact, the teenager decided to go visit some people in China as an excuse to get away from Lynn. This didn't worry Lynn, though, because the white-haired lord found out Bunbun's email address and spammed it every single fucking day.
One day, Lynn decided to get on a website known as Omegle. From what he heard from Scar, Omegle was an anonymous chatting service that sets you up with a random user to have conversations with. Some people trolled it; some people were looking for someone to webcam with and other dirty desires while some wanted a proper conversation. The latter group were fools. Nobody finds a proper conversation on Omegle. Not for long anyway.
Lynn clicked to start a conversation. He had no idea how he was going to play this. Actually, he knew he'd end up trolling everybody but he pretended to he didn't.
Stranger: hello! ^_^
You: wtf is ^_^
Stranger: o.o
Stranger: an emoticon, silly! It's supposed to be a happy face ^^;;
You: okay now wtf is o.o
Stranger: uh oo;;
You: oo;; reminds me of that Amara person somehow
Stranger: you know her?
You: ...oh shit
Stranger: ): don't swear. Are you friends with Amara?
You: are you one of the Jay's stupid friends by any chance?
Stranger: I'm not stupid! D:
You: ok now wtf is D:
Stranger: who are you?
You: are you sure you should be asking a stranger that? :P
Stranger: wtf is :P
You: Touché.
Stranger: I'm Aru btw! ^_^
You: oh I'm Lynn.
Stranger: wow of all the people I get connected to on Omegle, it's the guy who wants to kill Jay or something
You: yeah! and you're next! :D
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lynn scratched his head and wondered how the hell his first Omegle conversation of the day was with someone he actually knew. He wasn't quite sure what to think of this and when he realised that he talked to a friend of Jay's for much longer than he needed to, it was time to troll Omegle or mock the users or something.
Stranger: Warning! The police can see your IP address and if you give your age, sex and location, they will come and arrest you.
You: Amara, shrimpy sixteen year old female, and I luv friends! ^_^
Stranger: omg!1 the police will be after you very shortly!
You: do you want my home address? :D
The white-haired man found himself cracking up at what he was planning to do and accidentally clicked himself out of the conversation to go look up Sarasa's address. When he found it, he realised what he'd done and sighed in disappointment.
Oh well, time to start one more!
Stranger: hi I'm bored as hell
Stranger: China can get really boring
Stranger: wait a second, why am I on Omegle?
You: ...no friggin way
Stranger: huh?
You: Bunbun?
Stranger: o_o!
Stranger: u_u Scar are you on Omegle again
Stranger: you're influencing like
Stranger: everyone with that damn site
Stranger: even me as you can tell =/
You: lol
You: you didn't respond to my emails
Stranger: huh? Lynn was the only one to send me emails
You: exactly. My emails
Stranger: oh fuck
Stranger: Lynn?
You: :D
Stranger: of all the friggin people on the planet
Stranger: I get stuck with a man who deflowered me against my will
You: dude you were like screaming
You: "MORE LYNN MORE"
You: what else am I supposed to do?
Stranger: u_u okay I only said that once
You: three times, actually
You: I counted.
Stranger: ugh. I knew I shouldn't have gone on Omegle
You: you shouldn't have said you're in China, dumbass
Stranger: hmph
You: well, seeing as we're both here
You: wanna cyber?
Stranger: o/o!
Stranger: u/u
Stranger: x\\\x
Stranger: friggin hell Lynn
Stranger: I don't cyber on the internet
You: then let's get together sometime ;D
Stranger: see this is why I'm staying in China for the meantime! o/o
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Lynn sighed. Bunbun could be so disagreeable sometimes! Scar would agree to cybering. Ah well, never mind! Lynn decided to go bug Bunbun on Facebook instead. And maybe give Amara's address to a different person during the next Omegle session.
Yeah, I totally didn't get the fandom where Lynn's a rough person and he starts cussing at Bunbun. I'm a fangirl, I don't think he'd do that o_o;; But you know, that's just me, the person with common sense. *rolls eyes*
Still, I had fun writing this XD I hope you enjoyed~
