And all of the team climbed into the supposedly youthful vehicle of terror and ugliness.
"How long does it take to get there? "Lee asked.
"I don't know, maybe hours "Gai replied unsure.
"But I will perform a teleport jutsu called: kazoom no jutsu. "It's not really called 'kazoom no jutsu' is it? "Tenten said with a sigh. "No, no it's not "yelled gai youthfully over the steering wheel." then why did you say it was called kazoom no jutsu, and when are you performing the teleport no jutsu" Neji said coldly. Gai sighed "There is only three youthful people in the car and you are classed as MAJOR UNYOUTHFUL "gai said matter-of-factly.
"Hmp" neji said and stared into space.
Tenten sighed and stared at the now zoned out hyuuya she would have preferred to go with her best friends Hinata, Sakura and Temari , rather then go with the doofus duo (Gai and Lee) .
'I wonder what he's thinking about.'Tenten thought.
"I wonder if, Tenten knows I love her "Neji thought.
Then their trail of thought was interrupted by a loud youthful voice. "Gai sensei, can we stop now? " Lee pleaded. "What is wrong, youthful lee?" Gai asked.
"I need to pee "Lee said like a little kid.
"Fine will stop here "gai said cheerfully as a service café called the youth came into view. And gai carefully drove into the car park. "And while we're here we might as well get something to eat "tenten said stretching. They all walked into the youth café and lee rushed off to the toilets. Gai, Tenten and neji sat down at the closest table." Then lee walked out looking relieved. "So feeling, better? "Gai asked lee.
Lee blushed "yes ". "Oh lee, we are getting something to eat, so do you want anything while we're here? "Tenten said yawning. "No thanks, I'm not that-"lee said but he was interrupted by a loud gurgle that erupted from his stomach. "Actually I will have something to eat here" lee said embarrassed as he sat next to guy sensei.
Then the waiter came over to their table and said in a raspy voice "would you like to order? " "Yes please" Gai said. But then paused and said "OMG you're…" gai yelled in surprise when he realised who the waiter was. The waiter turned out to be ………………………………… OROCHIMARU! "Yes it is me, lord orochimaru "orochimaru said. "Now may I, have your FREAKIN ORDER NOW? "He yelled. "Now orochimaru, you don't yell at the customers" a voice said behind him. "But tayuya "Orochimaru whined at tayuya. "Oh wait its only gai, carry on." tayuya said and walked away. "Ok can I have, your order "orochimaru said calmly. "Ok, I'll have miso "said neji. "I'll have miso too please "lee said youthfully. "I'll have sweet and sour chicken" said Tenten looking at orochimaru's snaky face. (Hee hee snaky, XD sorry back to the story). And I'll have pork ramen please." Gai said. Then orochimaru walked over to kabuto and said "we have an order of , two miso ramen , pork ramen and chicken sweet and sour ". "Ok "kabuto. "With or without poison "he added. "Without, tayuya will kill me "orochimaru said.
So kabuto told the orders to sakon and ukon. "With or with out poison? "They chimed together. "Without poison" kabuto said grimly. Then they ate their thankfully not poisoned meal and paid the bill and left and got back in gai's horrible car. "Its, nearly time for the teleport no jutsu "gai announced. "But if you were going, to do a teleport jutsu to get us there faster, why didn't you do on from the start? "Neji said. "Well, umm never mind" gai said. "Baka" neji and tenten said together. Then gai did some hand signs and they all teleported to the Disney land cark park and gai parked the car.
Me: Thank god that's over
Gai: I wonder if there is really a café called the youth?
Oro: Why did you make me the waiter? (Slaps author)
Me: oww that hurt, go drink the poison that kabuto puts in food.
Kabuto: hee hee with or without poison we should open a café one day!
Oro: no we're not opening a café again remember the sasuke trying to kill itachi incident.
Tayuya: R& R
Sakon: rate and
Ukon: Review
Tayuya: I just said that!
Sakon and Ukon: I know its just fun annoying you!
Tayuya: GRRRR