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Chapter 2:
Setting: Day 1. Both tribes have hit the beach at their camps.
Old School Tribe/ Day 1:
Boba Fett: "What do you mean that I can't be the leader?"
Chewie: Roar, growl, Roar
C-3PO: "oh dear, let me see if I can put this in a more gentle way… Chewbacca would like to inform you, uh, expletive deleted, that uh, expletive deleted, you can, oh forget this… you just cant be leader Fett so get over it."
Darth Vader: I sense a disturbance in the force…
Luke: You always sense a disturbance in the force…. Jeeeez
Darth Vader: You are grounded son
Luke: you cant do that!
Vader: oh really?
Luke: (cough, choke, cough) alright already I get the point!!
Leia: man I am not related to those two…
Han is building a fire on the beach with an amused look on his face
Vader and luke are still arguing.
Emperor Palpatine is taking a nap under a tree.
Boba Fett is using 3PO as a moving target…
Day 1/ New School Tribe:
Qui-Gon, Mace, and Obi-Wan are sitting around on the beach talking about an alliance.
Qui-Gon: If we can get Anakin and Yoda, we will own the other members and the other tribe.
Mace: whatever, I really don't care…. If anyone attempts to vote me off ill just kill them…
Obi-Wan: I agree with mace.
Yoda and Anakin are sleeping on a tree branch.
Padme, R2, and Jar Jar are gathering food.
Mace: Its getting late, lets get some rest…
Day 2/ Old School Tribe:
Leia walks up: We have mail!
Han: what is it?
Leia: "For a reward, we have to carry jellyfish in our hands and put them into a bucket at the shore…"
Vader: we better get going then…
Jeff, the host, is standing at the shore waiting for the two tribes to arrive…
As both come to stand on the beach, anakin glances over to vader.
Anakin: wait a minute, im here, and that's me like years from now…. Jeez is that even possible?
Vader: shut up moron, it doesn't have to make sense.
Jeff: ready?
Everyone: ya
Jeff: ok the reward is…
He shows them the reward
Fett: a block of government cheese?
Jeff: ya whats the problem
Everyone starts walking back to camp
Jeff: wait! Don't you want it?
Palpatine hits him with a bolt of lightning
Jeff: man I hate him…
Day 3/ New school camp:
Jar Jar and Anakin are in a heated argument
Anakin: what do you mean that the producers are afraid of the other team and just randomly chose us to have to go to tribal council?
Jar Jar: hey! Mesa just sayin what mesa was told.
Anakin: well….. we can fix that!
Anakin pull his lightsaber and makes somewhat of a mess of the annoying gungan.
Everyone else: thank you…
Tribal Council:
Jeff: hello everyone, im sorry that the rules were broken some today.
Jeff: wait a second, where is Jar Jar?
Anakin: (cough) he swam home ( cough)
Jeff: well I guess we don't have to vote… so get out of the comfort that this area has and get back to your dirt camp… see ya….
Jeff: that was messed up…
To be continued…… Please review!
Chapter 2:
Setting: Day 1. Both tribes have hit the beach at their camps.
Old School Tribe/ Day 1:
Boba Fett: "What do you mean that I can't be the leader?"
Chewie: Roar, growl, Roar
C-3PO: "oh dear, let me see if I can put this in a more gentle way… Chewbacca would like to inform you, uh, expletive deleted, that uh, expletive deleted, you can, oh forget this… you just cant be leader Fett so get over it."
Darth Vader: I sense a disturbance in the force…
Luke: You always sense a disturbance in the force…. Jeeeez
Darth Vader: You are grounded son
Luke: you cant do that!
Vader: oh really?
Luke: (cough, choke, cough) alright already I get the point!!
Leia: man I am not related to those two…
Han is building a fire on the beach with an amused look on his face
Vader and luke are still arguing.
Emperor Palpatine is taking a nap under a tree.
Boba Fett is using 3PO as a moving target…
Day 1/ New School Tribe:
Qui-Gon, Mace, and Obi-Wan are sitting around on the beach talking about an alliance.
Qui-Gon: If we can get Anakin and Yoda, we will own the other members and the other tribe.
Mace: whatever, I really don't care…. If anyone attempts to vote me off ill just kill them…
Obi-Wan: I agree with mace.
Yoda and Anakin are sleeping on a tree branch.
Padme, R2, and Jar Jar are gathering food.
Mace: Its getting late, lets get some rest…
Day 2/ Old School Tribe:
Leia walks up: We have mail!
Han: what is it?
Leia: "For a reward, we have to carry jellyfish in our hands and put them into a bucket at the shore…"
Vader: we better get going then…
Jeff, the host, is standing at the shore waiting for the two tribes to arrive…
As both come to stand on the beach, anakin glances over to vader.
Anakin: wait a minute, im here, and that's me like years from now…. Jeez is that even possible?
Vader: shut up moron, it doesn't have to make sense.
Jeff: ready?
Everyone: ya
Jeff: ok the reward is…
He shows them the reward
Fett: a block of government cheese?
Jeff: ya whats the problem
Everyone starts walking back to camp
Jeff: wait! Don't you want it?
Palpatine hits him with a bolt of lightning
Jeff: man I hate him…
Day 3/ New school camp:
Jar Jar and Anakin are in a heated argument
Anakin: what do you mean that the producers are afraid of the other team and just randomly chose us to have to go to tribal council?
Jar Jar: hey! Mesa just sayin what mesa was told.
Anakin: well….. we can fix that!
Anakin pull his lightsaber and makes somewhat of a mess of the annoying gungan.
Everyone else: thank you…
Tribal Council:
Jeff: hello everyone, im sorry that the rules were broken some today.
Jeff: wait a second, where is Jar Jar?
Anakin: (cough) he swam home ( cough)
Jeff: well I guess we don't have to vote… so get out of the comfort that this area has and get back to your dirt camp… see ya….
Jeff: that was messed up…
To be continued…… Please review!