Humourous Side of Twillight Saga

by Clumzy.Person

In a world created by S.M. everyone wants more fun, more laughter, more dumb characters who makes us fall of our chairs, well that's what I'm giving. Rated T for language and content. Cannon Couples. Scenes from Twilight twisted in such a way you won't stop laughing.

2. Chapter 2: Lies&Lies

Ch2 0f Humourous Side Of Twilight!

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Here's chap two I hope it was worth the wait!

"Do they visit often?" he asked, still casual, but his weight shifted toward me. (A/N. It's from chap 10 of New Moon)

"Lie," the beautiful velvet voice whispered anxiously from my memory.

"No." I said.

"Lie!"

"I don't feel like it!" *Laurent looking at Bella wondering if she mentally disabled.* (A/N. I DO NOT MEAN ANY HARM BY THIS LAST COMMENT)

"Bella, LIE!" his beautiful voice whispered once more.

"No!" I said more sternly.

"What's going on?" asked Laurent.

"God Dammit! I TOLD YOU TO FREAKING LIE!" the voice urged.

"STOP BOSSING ME AROUND!" I shouted as I walked away from our meadow. Stupid bossy sparkly vampire.

"Dammit!" Laurent muttered. "Lost my lunch!"

"Yay!" the velvet spoke quietly but exietedly.

"Shit! Wolves!" Laurent starts running around screaming to people to run for their lifes. Seriously he's a vampire, he should be able to kill those bears/wolves whatever they are.

"Double Yay!" the velvet voice inside my head was deffinetly louder now. Why was he so happy? Laurent would kill those bears/wolves! Or would he?

Stupid bossy sparkly stalking vampire!

"You...don't...want me?" I tried out the words, confused by the way they sounded, placed in that order.

"No."

"Liar!" I accused.

"I'm not lying!"

"Yes you are!" I knew him enough to tell that he was lying. I wouldn't let go of him that easily. NO FREAKING

WAY!

"NO I AM NOT!" he shouted back.

"Yeah! YOU ARE!"

"No! I'm not!"

"Seriously Edward!" I said slowly. "Let's go back home and stop with this nonsense." I turned leading the way back home.

But when I heard nothing but my erratic breathing, I turned around seeing nothing but the forest.

"Where did you go?" I asked as I started walking further and I tripped over my feet like I always do, but

immeadetly picked myself up and started walking again, but it wasn't long before I tripped again.

*Edward in a tree having some popcorn. 'This should be good!' he thought as Bella once again tripped.*

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