Chapter 2 is up! Nah, I'm just kidding, your imagining reading this, please review on it about improvements etc.

I also don't own Final Fantasy VII, regardless of how much it hurts to say it.

A full list of pairings:

Yuffie-Vincent

Cid-Shera

Cloud-Tifa

Barret-Myrna (His wife who died in corral)

Reno-Whatever hot chick he can lay his hands on (And some he can't)

Cait Sith-Vending Machine (??)

Chapter 2: Cait-Sith's true love Main Characters: Yuffie, Vincent, Cid, Tifa, Shera, Cait Sith.

Itsyuffentinetime (Yuffie's Point-of-View)

Yuffie walked through the streets of Bone Village, taking in the sites, wondering where Vincent was, talking to people, wondering where Vincent was, stealing Materia and wondering where Vincent was. Dear Leviathan! I just listed him three times! Why on earth is he on my mind so much? I mean, that whole saving me from falling off the boat thing was cool, but he and I are complete opposites! Dear Leviathan, why am I thinking of him so much?

Itsyuffentinetime (Regular point of view)

Yuffie was walking down the road, singing a nursery rhyme her mother had taught her as a child.

"Oh Materia,

Lovely Materia

My Materia

All mine mine mine!

Sweet Materia

Beautiful Materia

Gorgeous Materia

All mine mine mine!" and the next fifty two verses did not get any better. Her mother had laughed when Yuffie had taken her first Materia from a bystander in the street, and kept it.

Yuffie strolled to the port where they would be strolling off later, quite literally, and the murky depths wherein the Submarine lay. Yuffie shuddered at the thought of how cold it might be and how hot Vincent is. Quite how she jumped from the water to Vincent we will possibly never know.

I don't know why you don't take her now, Turk!

Shut up Chaos, I don't need you to tell me what to do.

Yeah right face it; you'd be lost without me.

No, I'd be great

Yeah right. Hey, look at her legs, I mean WHOA!

Shut up Chaos.

Awww... can't an evil demon have a bit of fun?

No.

Ohhhhh...

All of this went through Vincent's head as he walked down from the town, watching Yuffie as he walked

Although, you're right about her legs.

Damn right I am!!

...Chaos?

Yeah?

Shut up.

And it was at this moment, as Vincent walked down to the steps, that the first explosion was heard.

Someone screamed, others ran, Vincent drew his Quicksilver, having left the 'penalty on his bed, and turned around in time to see teeth. And more teeth...

Itscidtimeyay

"SHERA!!" Cid yelled, looking at the new furnishings for his house, if he could choose one word to describe them it would be: Pink.

"Yes Ciddy?" Shera said as she handed the teapot around to everyone.

"WHAT HAVE YOU F("& DONE TO MY HOUSE!" Cid shouted,

"Now, Now, Now, put a Gil in the swear jar." Shera chided as she shook said jar that lay on the table.

"A F(£"£ SWEAR JAR! WHAT THE F(S THAT!" Cid yelled at the woman, who merely smiled in return.

"You put money in it when you swear, sweetie" Shera said

"Tifa gave me the idea, well, she has an Emo-Jar for Cloud when he goes depressing, so I thought it would work for your swearing" She continued joyfully, obviously enjoying the look of disgust on Cid's face.

Cid turned to face Tifa, who was still whispering "Dilly-Dally Shilly-Shally" under her breath; she gave him a small wave before continuing the mantra.

"S" Cid said, although he knew he was defeated. He glumly put in the Gil and began walking away

"Cait-Sith wanted to come too, but he had to stay with his new girlfriend." Tifa stated, as she drank a sip of her tea

"That F& TOY CAT HAS A GIRLFRIEND!" Cid yelled, which he seemed to be doing a lot lately.

"Well, she's the vending machine in my pub." Tifa smiled.

And then the rocket launch pad blew up.

Caitsithisstillhere

"Oh my one true love, please stop teasing me!" Cait yelled grinning with delight over the table in the fancy restaurant he had booked, looking at the Vending Machine, which promptly said:

"Please insert three Gil for a drink of your choice"

"Oh my dear, there'll be time for kinky stuff like that later" Cait giggled, stroking his whiskers.

"Please insert three Gil for a drink of your choice"

It was about this time that the Seventh Heaven blew up.