Iggy
DO YOU HAVE A JAMAIAN ACCENT?
Of course, who doesn't dig one?
DO YOU MOLT?
Do you?
WHATS YOUR STAR SIGN?
What's yours?
HAVE YOU TOLD JEB I LOVE HIM YET?
No, and I never will!
DOES NOT HAVING A POWER MAKE YOU ANGRY?
Uh… Do you even read the books? I have the best powers possible!
DO YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
Yeah.
DOES IGGY KNOW HOW TO DO THE SOULJA BOY?
I just said, "yeah."
DO YOU USE HAIR PRODUCTS?
If Max lets me.
DO YOU USE PRODUCTS ON YOUR FEATHERS?
Again, If Max lets me.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE MOVIE?
You did not just go there!
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SONG?
None, they're all too loud.
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE SMELL?
Fresh air after being with the Gasman too long.
DO THESE QUESTIONS MAKE YOU ANGRY?
No, Max does for making me answer these.
IF I CAME UP TO YOU IN A STREET AND HUGGED YOU, WOULD YOU KILL ME?
If I came up to you in a street, would you kill me?
DO YOU SECRETLY WANT TO BE HUGGED?
Sure.
ARE YOU GOING EMO, 'CAUSE ANGELS STEALING EVERYBODY'S POWERS, INCLUDING YOURS?
Huh? Angel didn't steal my power!
WHATS YOUR FAVORITE FOOD?
The edible type.
WHAT DID YOU HAVE FOR BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
The edible type.
DID YOU EVEN HAVE BREAKFAST THIS MORNING?
Yes.
DID YOU DIE INSIDE WHEN MAX CHOSE ARI OVER YOU?
That's for Fang, I believe.
DO YOU LIKE MAX?
No, I like my skull that Fang will pound if I liked her.
DO YOU LIKE ME?
No. I hate you.
DO YOU WRITE DEPRESSING POETRY?
No, I can't even write!
IS IT ABOUT MAX?
Again, no.
IS IT ABOUT ARI?
No.
IS IT ABOUT JEB?
No, shut up.
ARE YOU GOING TO BLOCK THIS COMMENT?
Max won't let me…
WHAT ARE YOU WEARING?
I can't tell.
DO YOU WEAR BOXERS OR BREIFS?
I prefer to go commando.
DO YOU FIND THIS COMMENT PERSONAL?
No, it's always been my life's dream to have some crazy fangirl ask me if I wear boxers or briefs, so I could tell them neither.
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES?
Would that change anything except make me seem even more impossibly cooler than I already am?
DO YOU WEAR SUNGLASSES AT NIGHT?
See above.
DO YOU SMOKE APPLES, LIKE US?
Yes. Who doesn't?
DO YOU PREFER BLONDES OR BRUNETTES?
Brunettes baby, Brunettes!
DO YOU LIKE VAMPIRES OR WEREWOLVES?
Ummm….. Let's see. Max likes werewolves, so I have to like vampires! Yeah, Vampires!
ARE YOU GAY AND JUST PRETENDING TO BE STRAIGHT BY KISSING LISSA?
Do you see me as gay!
WERE YOU EXPERIMENTING WITH YOUR SEXUALITY?
No.
WOULD YOU TELL US IF YOU WERE GAY?
Yes, I'd be proud!
DO YOU SECRETLY LIKE IT WHEN PEOPLE CALL YOU EMO?
Huh?
ARE YOU EMO?
NO!
DO YOU LIKE EGGS?
Yes, with desert rat on the side.
DO YOU LIKE EATING THINGS?
DUH!
DO YOU SECRETLY THINK THAT YOU'RE THE SEXIEST PERSON IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
You know it, baby!
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX?
Yes, got a problem?
HAS ANGEL EVER READ YOUR MIND WHEN YOU WERE HAVING DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT MAX AND GONE "OMG" ANDS YOU WERE LIKE "D:"?
Yes, except I was laughing at her face instead of making my own ( I felt her face)
DO YOU LIKE SPONGEBOB?
Every one in the world does, except Max.
DO YOU EVER HAVE DIRTY THOUGHTS ABOUT SPONGEBOB?
*Gasp* No! Who could?
CAN YOU COOK?
Duh!
DO YOU LIKE TO COOK?
No.
ARE YOU LIKE, A HOUSE WIFE?
According to Max.
DO YOU SECRETLY HAVE INNER TURMOIL?
?
DO YOU WANT TO BE UNDA DA SEA?
Doesn't make a difference.
DO YOU THINK IT'S NOT TOO LATE, NEVER TOO LATE?
Nope. We're all doomed forever.
WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO PLAY POKER?
Same as Fang.
DO YOU HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Uh, yeah!
OF COURSE YOU HAVE A GOD POKER FACE. DOES IGGY HAVE A GOOD POKER FACE?
Thanks, and didn't I just answer that?
CAN HE EVEN PLAY POKER?
Jeez! Seriously people, I'm right here!
DO YOU LIKE POKING PEOPLE, HARD?
Duh!
ARE YOU FANGALICIOUS?
More than Fang is.
K, that's what I answered. Later!